Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Contradictions Search for: This topic has 155 replies, 22 voices, and was last updated 6 days ago by Rushy. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic November 18, 2025 at 1:34 pm #313624 DaveParticipant Obviously the continuity of Red Dwarf is usually absolutely water-tight, but occasionally the odd flat-out contradiction does slip through. Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 155 total) 1 2 3 4 Author Replies November 18, 2025 at 1:34 pm #313625 DaveParticipant November 18, 2025 at 1:35 pm #313626 DaveParticipant November 18, 2025 at 1:35 pm #313627 DaveParticipant November 18, 2025 at 1:35 pm #313628 DaveParticipant That last one came out kind of weird but I liked it. November 18, 2025 at 1:40 pm #313629 Nick RParticipant DID YOU KNOW? Lister had his appendix out twice! š® November 18, 2025 at 1:49 pm #313631 WarbodogParticipant There is some consistency with the book one when you accept Rimmer’s definition that it’s about ‘proper’ books. He learns to read a kitten book, but gets Holly to translate the Holy Book (with Holly’s renowned sense of smell). By Fathers and Suns, he’s back to admitting Although he said he’d been reading a book in the prior episode: November 18, 2025 at 1:52 pm #313633 WarbodogParticipant (Big fan of proper books here, as someone who got away with doing his undergraduate English Literature dissertation on the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation). November 18, 2025 at 1:53 pm #313634 International DebrisParticipant Thankfully these two scenes are chronologically so far apart, nobody would notice. November 18, 2025 at 1:58 pm #313635 International DebrisParticipant On the subject of Lister’s reading history November 18, 2025 at 2:08 pm #313638 WarbodogParticipant “A dog called Ben” always made me think of my primary school’s learn-to-read books, which the teachers always called “Ben and Lad books” because of this one entry, even though they weren’t recurring characters as far as I remember. Except Ben wasn’t the dog, he was the lad. November 18, 2025 at 2:15 pm #313639 Renegade RobParticipant November 18, 2025 at 2:21 pm #313640 UnrumbleParticipant Also, though you can argue it’s not ‘food’: November 18, 2025 at 2:57 pm #313646 International DebrisParticipant Also, and I know this is a particularly pedantic perspective, he wasn’t conscious for most of those three million years, so for him that isn’t even really true. November 18, 2025 at 4:33 pm #313649 WarbodogParticipant Also, and I know this is a particularly pedantic perspective, he wasnāt conscious for most of those three million years, so for him that isnāt even really true. November 18, 2025 at 4:56 pm #313650 UnrumbleParticipant November 18, 2025 at 6:36 pm #313651 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant (Big fan of proper books here, as someone who got away with doing his undergraduate English Literature dissertation on the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation). If you watch with subtitles than Iād say it counts November 18, 2025 at 7:40 pm #313655 MoonlightParticipant Is it fine literature to write fanfiction about what Tasha Yar and Data were getting up to in The Naked Now? November 18, 2025 at 8:43 pm #313662 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Is it fine literature to write fanfiction about what Tasha Yar and Data were getting up to in The Naked Now? November 18, 2025 at 8:56 pm #313663 Renegade RobParticipant November 19, 2025 at 9:07 am #313679 Ian SymesKeymaster (Big fan of proper books here, as someone who got away with doing his undergraduate English Literature dissertation on the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation). For my English Literature & Language A-level, one of the pieces of coursework was to take a piece of text and transform it into a different medium, eg adapting a short story into a poem, or a play script into prose, etc. I wanted to do She’s Leaving Home by The Beatles as a short story, but wasn’t allowed as it wasn’t “a valid literary source”, as it hadn’t been published in written form. So I did a Craig Charles poem out of spite. November 19, 2025 at 9:24 am #313680 WarbodogParticipant I wanted to do Sheās Leaving Home by The Beatles as a short story, but wasnāt allowed as it wasnāt āa valid literary sourceā, as it hadnāt been published in written form. The book The Complete Beatles Songs published in 1994 “contains a complete set of printed lyrics to all of the Beatles’ songs,” so your teacher was wrong and a grotesquely ugly freak. November 19, 2025 at 9:36 am #313681 DaveParticipant For my English Literature & Language A-level, one of the pieces of coursework was to take a piece of text and transform it into a different medium, eg adapting a short story into a poem, or a play script into prose, etc. I wanted to do Sheās Leaving Home by The Beatles as a short story, but wasnāt allowed as it wasnāt āa valid literary sourceā, as it hadnāt been published in written form. So I did a Craig Charles poem out of spite. We did a sort-of adaptation of She’s Leaving Home in GCSE drama, with the prompt being to continue the story from where the song leaves off. I’d love to say that our efforts were any good but I don’t think they were, we turned ours into a slasher drama with the man from the motor trade turning out to be a serial killer of some sort. It was like a prototypical version of Idea For An Episode. November 19, 2025 at 10:15 am #313682 Flap JackParticipant Exercise prompt – Eleanor Rigby’s Revenge. November 19, 2025 at 10:26 am #313683 WarbodogParticipant For a similar adaptation task in a Literature and Film module at uni, I did Dream Theater’s Scenes from a Memory album as a cheesy movie stuck in development hell. Got out of reading literature again. November 19, 2025 at 11:15 am #313684 UnrumbleParticipant Genre Transformation module at uni, I decided to write a series of poems based around my favourite film, The Wicker Man. November 19, 2025 at 12:12 pm #313685 tombowParticipant just got this after asking Copilot AI about Mr Bean – “Since you love cult TV and quirky absurdity, Tom, Iāll throw you a twist: imagine if Mr. Bean had been written in the style of Red Dwarf. Do you think his bumbling innocence would survive in a more adult, sci-fi comedy setting, or would it completely change the characterās appeal? Since you love cult TV and character psychology, Tom, hereās a thought experiment: if Irma had been given more depth (say, a subplot where she tries to ācivilizeā Bean or even date someone else), do you think it would have broken the cartoonālike purity of the show, or added a richer layer of absurd drama, almost like Red Dwarfās Kryten trying to be human?” November 19, 2025 at 12:44 pm #313686 International DebrisParticipant I wanted to do Sheās Leaving Home by The Beatles as a short story, but wasnāt allowed as it wasnāt āa valid literary sourceā, as it hadnāt been published in written form. Correct me if Iām wrong, but isnāt Sgt Pepper known for being the first album to include printed lyrics? On the subject of high school English sequels, we were tasked with writing a scene with Withnail and Marwood return to the teashop. Me and a couple of mates came up with the idea that they were returning as multi-millionaires, and showered the English classroom with fake money. Most people used it as an excuse to swear a lot. The joys of having an English teacher who was a student in the 80s. November 19, 2025 at 6:13 pm #313692 Dax101Participant I have complained about this enough, but the Cat not knowing what sex is in Can of Worms. I think Doug took the whole idea of the Cat being a virgin thing to 9-year-old levels of naivety. There has been moments throughout the previous 10 series that suggest he does have some idea what it is and how the sexual organs work. November 19, 2025 at 6:46 pm #313693 Renegade RobParticipant I have complained about this enough, but the Cat not knowing what sex is in Can of Worms. I think Doug took the whole idea of the Cat being a virgin thing to 9-year-old levels of naivety. There has been moments throughout the previous 10 series that suggest he does have some idea what it is and how the sexual organs work. …as well as the sound you make when you get them trapped in something. November 19, 2025 at 6:58 pm #313694 WarbodogParticipant Things they always do November 19, 2025 at 7:06 pm #313695 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I have complained about this enough, but the Cat not knowing what sex is in Can of Worms. I think Doug took the whole idea of the Cat being a virgin thing to 9-year-old levels of naivety. There has been moments throughout the previous 10 series that suggest he does have some idea what it is and how the sexual organs work. November 19, 2025 at 8:30 pm #313697 Dax101Participant November 20, 2025 at 12:22 am #313712 TechnopeasantParticipant I did Evangelion as Hamlet for English 30-2. November 20, 2025 at 1:13 am #313722 clemParticipant Cat not knowing what sex is in Can of Worms. I think Doug took the whole idea of the Cat being a virgin thing to 9-year-old levels of naivety. There has been moments throughout the previous 10 series that suggest he does have some idea what it is and how the sexual organs work. He does have form for being naive about sex as well though, to be fair. I’d argue it’s inconsistent rather than Can of Worms contradicts everything up until then. November 20, 2025 at 1:16 am #313723 clemParticipant Rimmer ragging on Jesus in Holoship and D&A, and then fanboying over him in Lemons. November 20, 2025 at 5:45 am #313728 TechnopeasantParticipant See also lauding Shakspeare in Marooned and slagging him off in Lemons. November 20, 2025 at 6:38 am #313730 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I think itās just in Rimmerās character to be inconsistent. He probably doesnāt care about Shakespeare one way or another but given the situation he acts differently. November 20, 2025 at 12:25 pm #313753 International DebrisParticipant Yeah the vibe I get in Marooned is that he genuinely doesnāt care about Shakespeare and only has the book to look educated. In Lemons, heās being lectured by Lister and thus has to adopt an anti-Shakespeare stance. Of course itās a little more blurred given that Rimmer seemingly has an entire terrible stand up routine on the issue pre-prepared, but I think it works on a conceptual level. November 20, 2025 at 12:31 pm #313754 Flap JackParticipant November 20, 2025 at 1:01 pm #313755 WarbodogParticipant November 20, 2025 at 1:47 pm #313756 MoonlightParticipant I think you’ll find in every case here, anomalies have merged from both dimensions to cope with the paradox. November 20, 2025 at 2:28 pm #313757 JimboidParticipant I know Ed Bye complained about someone raising that one…but when you have the means to immediately travel anywhere and anywhen, it does rather wreck the whole premise of the show. November 20, 2025 at 2:55 pm #313758 International DebrisParticipant I just spent fucking ages calculating the smallest amount of time possible between The End and Back in the Red, based on what we see and time gaps mentioned, in the hope of it contradicting Lister’s “five, six years,” only to find it came to 55 months which would make that completely reasonable, even if you believe the Queeg lasted for five months theory. November 20, 2025 at 3:18 pm #313759 RushyParticipant I know Ed Bye complained about someone raising that oneā¦but when you have the means to immediately travel anywhere and anywhen, it does rather wreck the whole premise of the show. Did anyone else find it really weird when Rimmer was being extremely responsible in Tikka, with all that talk about causality? You could argue it follows up on his development in Out of Time, but I still don’t think it’s very in character for him. He sounds more like the Doctor than Rimmer. In retrospect, I would have liked it more if Lister bluntly refused to use the time drive out of fear of becoming like his future self. One could even say he’s punishing himself by choosing to remain three million years in the future. And then the Cat is the one who breaks Kryten, because he wants to go clothes shopping. November 20, 2025 at 3:38 pm #313760 Dax101Participant Thats why the curry supplies were destroyed so lister would be willing to look past it and do it. One small job wouldnt hurt right? Although they kept the time drive since its used again to take baby lister back in time. November 20, 2025 at 4:16 pm #313762 WarbodogParticipant Listerās āfive, six yearsā Lister saying he’s 25 in Future Echoes is the anomaly, and was probably just so “mid-twenties” could be more exact for the joke. If he was 23, his Backwards and Tikka ages are okay. November 20, 2025 at 4:38 pm #313763 RushyParticipant It’s possible that he was 25 in Future Echoes, but there’s no new file after he was 23 because the nanobots reconstructed that version of Red Dwarf. Because if that wasn’t the case, then surely his Bodyswap file should be available November 20, 2025 at 5:24 pm #313765 WarbodogParticipant He could only really be 25 in Future Echoes if his age 23 file was made as soon as he signed up, he turned 24 shortly after, and there’s a longer gap between The End and Future Echoes than there seems to be, since he only served 8 months. But then the Backwards age doesn’t work. November 20, 2025 at 5:31 pm #313769 MoonlightParticipant He turned 28 right before the beginning of Series VII which really bunches up that “5, 6 years” figure in a weird way if we take for granted he’s 25 any time he gives that as his age. November 20, 2025 at 5:37 pm #313771 WarbodogParticipant Series V makes a couple of general references to “four years” since the start, Series VI is at least 6 months (adding up various “last month” and “a few weeks” references), so Lister could be 28 by the start of VII, then Ouroboros has a massive 18-month time jump (even though the following episodes don’t reflect that in the dynamics at all), which is corroborated by Nanarchy saying it’s been “two years” for them on Starbug overall. So 5-6 years seems okay by that working and Lister is probably 29 or 30 by VIII. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 155 total) 1 2 3 4 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In