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  • #227490
    bloodteller
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    what if he looked under the sheets in the mirror universe and saw his own face staring back at him

    #227496
    flanl3
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    Dunno about you all but that would sure turn me on

    #227505
    Hamish
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    Since we have descended into the gutter anyway, can anyone explain to me what Rob Grant found so unappealing about a reverse blow job in the Backwards novel?

    #227508
    Ben Saunders
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    They’d start with a cummy mouth and spit the spunk back up your shaft, and the sensation would get duller as time went on before you just kind of stopped and went about the rest of your day

    #227511
    bloodteller
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    surely then sex in general would just be rather unappealing, rather than just blowjobs? the concept of starting out at peak arousal and then slowly become less and less horny before just putting your clothes on and going home doesn’t sound very good

    #227513
    Ben Saunders
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    That description also fits sex in this universe, sometimes

    #227519
    Hamish
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    It was the odd prominence placed on it that confused me, like a reverse blow job would be especially nasty. Remember the Cat does actually enjoy the backwards sex he has later on, if only because he does not know any better.

    #227528
    Ben Saunders
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    Taking the show as canon, that would make Cat’s first sexual experience a backwards one, in the book universe. I can imagine him being confused and disappointed by forwards sex after that.

    #227531
    GlenTokyo
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    Sounders would love a reverse BJ

    #227532
    Ben Saunders
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    Saunders would not.

    #227534
    Hamish
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    > Taking the show as canon, that would make Cat’s first sexual experience a backwards one, in the book universe.

    Does being serviced by fictional Valkyrie warriors in Better Than Life count?

    #227544

    I’m trying work out whether a reverse ejaculation or a reverse shit would be more uncomfortable.

    #227547
    bloodteller
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    surely the absolute worst would be reverse vomiting

    #227548
    GlenTokyo
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    I don’t think any reverse bodily function would be bad really. Maybe a spiky dump, if you’ve eaten a lot of Doritos or something otherwise, I can’t imagine it’d be any worse than the forwards version.

    Reverse vomiting is just drinking very quickly, though I suppose you would be drinking sick out of a toilet so that’s not great.

    #227550
    Ben Saunders
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    God reverse vomiting would be horrible. And reverse skiing an enormous piss, the feeling of your bladder stretching and ugh

    #227551
    bloodteller
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    skiing a piss?

    #227552
    flanl3
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    Speaking of skiing a piss, surely every aspect of skiing, including the actual skiing bit, crashing, getting on and off the lifts, etc. would all be quite strange.

    Also why the fuck would you wait in lines anymore?

    #227554
    GlenTokyo
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    Wiping your arse would be horrible. Fish a load of shitty bogroll out of the toilet and then smear it all over your arsehole.

    #227561
    Ben Saunders
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    Imagine putting a spunky used condom on.

    #227568
    Dave
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    Given how it started, it’s impressive that this thread has somehow managed to get even *more* weird.

    #227569
    flanl3
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    Getting a boob job would be pretty awkward.

    #227570
    Lily
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    >Given how it started, it’s impressive that this thread has somehow managed to get even *more* weird.

    I wanted to ask if it was ever mentioned in the books if the Cat’s penis was barbed, like normal cats, but figured that was crossing the line.

    #227571

    Rob Grant is always there to answer all questions that cross the line.

    #227572
    bloodteller
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    >I wanted to ask if it was ever mentioned in the books if the Cat’s penis was barbed, like normal cats, but figured that was crossing the line.

    it was, if i recall correctly in Backwards the Cat has reverse sex with some girl but his barbed penis basically destroys her vagina or something

    #227573
    Dave
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    Yes, it’s quite important to the plot. Disturbingly.

    #227576
    Hamish
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    > Imagine putting a spunky used condom on.

    About the same as taking it off really?

    #227577
    Hamish
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    I don’t know, maybe the reason I am less disgusted by all this is that I have been known to stick my hands up a cow’s birth canal.

    #227578
    Ben Saunders
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    Recreationally?

    #227579
    si
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    It’s a rite of passage in some cultures, I believe.

    #227580
    Dave
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    But imagine doing it backwards.

    #227581

    It’d be like a cow vagina wash basin.

    #227586
    Hamish
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    Calfs can be born backwards. It is called a breech birth and it is very bad.

    That is certainly a time you have to stick your hands in.

    #227590
    bloodteller
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    > I have been known to stick my hands up a cow’s birth canal.

    i thought Ainsley Harriot was the one who stuck his hand up a cow

    #227591
    Paul Muller
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    This thread has just put me off my lunch.

    #227592
    GlenTokyo
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    I know someone who was born breech, came out arse first.

    Shit anecdote for you there.

    #227593
    flanl3
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    I know someone.

    #227594
    GlenTokyo
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    No you don’t.

    #227597
    bloodteller
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    i know myself

    #227608
    Hamish
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    Biblically?

    #227838
    By Jove its holmes
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    Would a reverse blow-job suck for the woman?

    #227880
    Hamish
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    Does a blow job both suck and blow?

    #227892
    flanl3
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    Is sucking just blowing in?

    #227933
    Hamish
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    Sucking is blowing backwards?

    #227943
    Pete Part Three
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    This thread both sucks and blows.

    #227968
    Nick R
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    I didn’t think that was physically possible.

    (Except for didgeridoo players.)

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