Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? Search for: This topic has 409 replies, 28 voices, and was last updated 4 years, 7 months ago by Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic February 19, 2018 at 1:49 pm #227949 Ben SaundersParticipant Discuss this important question. Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 151 through 200 (of 409 total) 1 2 3 4 5 … 7 8 9 Author Replies February 23, 2018 at 10:49 am #228306 International DebrisParticipant You’ve been stuck here for three million years? What have you been doing? February 23, 2018 at 10:59 am #228308 Ben SaundersParticipant Three million years?! My baseball cards must be worth a fortune! February 23, 2018 at 11:13 am #228310 clemParticipant Do I have your permission to… poo myself, sir? February 23, 2018 at 11:22 am #228311 JimboidParticipant Hermann Goering is “a bit dodgy”? February 23, 2018 at 11:32 am #228314 bloodtellerParticipant why do they call you “Spudgun”? February 23, 2018 at 11:37 am #228315 JimboidParticipant Is this a 14B? Does it look even remotely like a 14B? February 23, 2018 at 11:46 am #228316 Ben SaundersParticipant There are 169 people on this ship. You, Rimmer, are over one man. Why can’t you two get on? February 23, 2018 at 12:04 pm #228319 WarbodogParticipant What’s happened Kryten why are you so big and why do I suddenly feel like a wrrrrrim toe? February 23, 2018 at 12:33 pm #228323 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant So, um, what’s all this gazpacho soup business? What’s it all about? February 23, 2018 at 1:11 pm #228330 DaveParticipant I mean, you’re *dead* but you’re not *dead dead* because you’re still here, aren’t ya? February 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm #228331 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant But where do all the calculators go? February 23, 2018 at 1:46 pm #228332 JimboidParticipant God, I went out with a lot of nurses, didn’t I? February 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm #228333 DaveParticipant Isn’t it obvious? February 23, 2018 at 2:31 pm #228335 RidleyParticipant Nothing else less to burn? February 23, 2018 at 5:30 pm #228346 HamishParticipant You mean I’m going to die!? February 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm #228347 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Have you still got those Chinese worry balls sir? February 23, 2018 at 6:58 pm #228348 Ben SaundersParticipant How longgggh? February 23, 2018 at 7:01 pm #228349 DaveParticipant So with respect sir, what’s in it for the cat? February 23, 2018 at 8:21 pm #228361 Paul MullerParticipant The fried eggs are wrong, the shit..the shitney? February 23, 2018 at 9:06 pm #228366 DaveParticipant She was great, and I thought she was… What? February 23, 2018 at 10:22 pm #228370 bloodtellerParticipant you come anywhere near me buddy, and you’ll be wearing them……green suits? February 23, 2018 at 10:48 pm #228373 siParticipant Why can’t I tell you clearly? (Clearly) February 23, 2018 at 10:57 pm #228374 JawscvmcdiaParticipant The only survivors were Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived 3 million years later, Lister’s only companions are a life form… oh fuck. February 24, 2018 at 6:27 pm #228398 DaveParticipant Have you been at the Marijuana Gin again? February 24, 2018 at 6:59 pm #228399 Matt DamonParticipant Matt Damon February 24, 2018 at 8:23 pm #228400 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Twice a day? That’s more than some people manage in a lifetime! February 24, 2018 at 9:08 pm #228402 DaveParticipant Whoever heard of a wormskin rug? February 24, 2018 at 11:19 pm #228404 JawscvmcdiaParticipant Latin? I didn’t even know the Romans built spaceships. February 25, 2018 at 9:07 am #228412 Flap JackParticipant Well, I can’t say I’m totally shocked; you’ll bonk anything, won’t you, Lister? February 25, 2018 at 9:45 am #228415 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Who on earth was the fourth Marx brother? February 25, 2018 at 10:53 am #228416 Plastic PercyParticipant What we don’t want to know is where the sweets are kept. February 25, 2018 at 12:26 pm #228419 Ian SymesKeymaster Was Albert Camus a goalkeeper or a philosopher? Was Albert Einstein a clerk in a patent office, or the greatest physicist who ever lived? February 25, 2018 at 3:15 pm #228429 Ben SaundersParticipant Anybody got a burger? I haven’t eaten in 5 minutes. February 25, 2018 at 3:38 pm #228432 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Are you smoking Lister, in the drive room?! February 25, 2018 at 3:57 pm #228435 Ben SaundersParticipant Is that a cigarette you’re smoking? February 25, 2018 at 5:07 pm #228437 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What kind of navigation office can’t tell left from right? February 25, 2018 at 9:36 pm #228465 siParticipant Sorry, I’m English – Are you Bulgarians? February 25, 2018 at 11:57 pm #228468 HamishParticipant I’m “Father” outside college. Inside college, I’m “sir” or “Lecturer Rimmer”, understand? February 26, 2018 at 2:36 am #228469 WarbodogParticipant CAT: You mean this ship’s careening out of control through space with absolutely zero expertise at the helm? ANGUS DEAYTON: No change there, then. February 26, 2018 at 8:11 am #228472 Flap JackParticipant Do you honestly think I’d put Kochanski’s disk in Kochanski’s box where any munchkin could find it? February 26, 2018 at 8:53 am #228473 DaveParticipant What do you want this time? A hand with your homework? Or do you want me to sew little nametags in your PE kit? February 26, 2018 at 9:46 am #228476 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What’s ‘appenin’ dudes? February 26, 2018 at 11:52 am #228484 DaveParticipant Gangrene? You think I might get gangrene? February 26, 2018 at 3:35 pm #228498 clemParticipant What’s your problem, Agnew? February 26, 2018 at 3:53 pm #228499 DaveParticipant If you had two people coming for a job, and one of them was dead, which one would you pick? February 26, 2018 at 5:31 pm #228504 HamishParticipant Hey Krytie, where’s my dinner at!? February 26, 2018 at 6:35 pm #228508 flanl3Participant YO KRAHTEH! WHEAH MAH DINNA AAAAYT? February 26, 2018 at 6:40 pm #228511 Ben SaundersParticipant Why’s he a Sheriff in some old western? February 26, 2018 at 7:10 pm #228512 DaveParticipant Where’s the Captain’s office? February 26, 2018 at 7:14 pm #228514 flanl3Participant Do you do the whole introduce yourself thing? 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