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    Ben Saunders
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    Discuss this important question.

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    Ben Saunders
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    What if you were the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?

    #229597
    Dave
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    “Can I come in for a gloat?”

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    cwickham
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    And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

    #229599
    Dave
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    It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing questions from sitcoms.

    #229600
    Pete Part Three
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    Do you want me to lapdance for you?

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    Dave
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    H-how-how do you r-ride a horse?

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    cwickham
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    In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

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    Pete Part Three
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    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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    Ben Saunders
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    Was that place the sun?

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    Dave
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    Rosewood, mahogany, teak?

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    cwickham
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    I’ve been invited to give a lecture here, and unless you tell me in the next thirty seconds where I’m supposed to go, I’m going to take you outside and set fire to you! Understand?

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    clem
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    What’s your favourite humming noise?

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    Hamish
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    The way I see it, these days there’s a war on, right? And, ages ago, there wasn’t a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? And there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?

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    Warbodog
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    Hello, Norris McWhirter? What is the biggest leaf? ANSWER ME.

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    Ben Saunders
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    What if our feet touch?

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    Moonlight
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    A dentist named Crentist?

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    Moonlight
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    Excuse me, that’s not actually the right wording.

    Oh for a really world class edit button.

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    Dave
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    Watercolours, or…?

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    clem
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    Who are 3 people who’ve never been in my kitchen?

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    cwickham
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    Okay, now would you say that that’s more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?

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    Ben Paddon
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    Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?

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    bloodteller
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    What, and I’ll repeat that, What…is the square root of a hundred?

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    Dave
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty?

    #229676
    Ben Saunders
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    A fire at a Sea Parks?

    #229677
    Ian Symes
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    I hear you’re a racist now, Father. How’d you get interested in that type of thing?

    #229678
    Dave
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    Just one question: is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? All these people: are they cool? Is this cool? This guy: cool, is he? This guy: is he cool? This woman: she cool? So what about me: do I look cool? Do I? Do I look cool, do I really look cool? Do I? Do I? DO I?

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    Pete Part Three
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    And a robber button is…?

    #229681
    cwickham
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    Hey, does anyone know a good place if you’re not dating a puma?

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    Hamish
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    What “ism” ever robbed a bank? What “ism” ever mugged anybody? What “ism” ever put a gun to somebody’s head?

    #229684
    Warbodog
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    So these are just rows and rows of books you don’t like? Do you spend a lot of time not reading them?

    #229685
    Ben Paddon
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    No luck catching them killers, then?

    #229686
    Ben Saunders
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    Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

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    Pete Part Three
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    You seriously don’t know ‘Banged Up Abroad’?

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    Dave
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    Why has she got five legs?

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    Warbodog
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    Are you sure you want to move this file to the Recycle Bin?

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    Pete Part Three
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    What’s wrong with your face?

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    Dave
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    Is this a piece of your brain?

    #229692
    Ben Paddon
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    I’ll also be asking, which is the worst monger: fish, iron, rumour, or war?

    #229693
    Ben Saunders
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    Do you take contactless?

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    Hamish
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    One voter, 16,472 votes — a slight anomaly…?

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    Warbodog
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    What’s an Iguanodon?

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    Dave
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    So you had sex *before* you kissed?

    #229700
    Warbodog
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    I’n’t milk brilliant?

    #229703
    Ben Saunders
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    Have you tried running it via Dropbox?

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    Warbodog
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    How is babby formed?

    #229708
    Ben Saunders
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    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    #229709
    Warbodog
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    Mr Mallett, Mr Mallett, can I go to the toilet?

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    Dave
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    So, what you’re telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen… is slightly less blue… than something else… you have never seen?

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    Pete Part Three
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    Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

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    Dave
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    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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