Ganymede News

[Dave]

Jupiter’s moon Ganymede was struck by asteroid bigger than dinosaur-killing rock

[Flap Jack]

This Morning With Ganymede Not Titan

Although actually it happened 4 billion years ago. This is really taking “slow news day” to a new level.

[Dave]

Although actually it happened 4 billion years ago. This is really taking “slow news day” to a new level.

I can’t believe the online rolling media cycle has desensitised people to such an extent that something like this is so quickly considered old news.

[Moonlight]

Ganymede got torn to shit. We just lost all the big reptiles. Another point for Earth, the best planet in the universe.

[International Debris]

I dunno, you’re comparing planets and moons here. Thin end of the wedge, you’ll be saying All Lives Matter soon.

[Jonathan Capps]

God, Ganymede is such a asteroid hipster, doing it before it was cool.

[Moonlight]

I dunno, you’re comparing planets and moons here. Thin end of the wedge, you’ll be saying All Lives Matter soon.

Ganymede is bigger than Mercury and Mercury’s a planet. Ganymede just happens to be stuck orbiting the second biggest gravity well in the solar system.

It’s a loser planet.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Let’s not open that can of worms. It’s bad enough they’re saying Pluto isn’t a planet but the Moon might be.

[clem]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

This Morning With Ganymede Not Titan
Although actually it happened 4 billion years ago. This is really taking “slow news day” to a new level.

It’s quite a way away. Take a little while for news to reach us. 

[Ben Saunders]

Mooooooooooooon Rimmerrrrr

[Moonlight]

It’s quite a way away. Take a little while for news to reach us. 

Nobody’s laid telegraph lines between Earth and the outer solar system yet. Somebody had to ride a horse.

[Jonathan Capps]

Let’s not open that can of worms. It’s bad enough they’re saying Pluto isn’t a planet but the Moon might be.

If you want Pluto to be a planet then there are hundreds of other bodies you have to invite to the planet party. Education systems around the world would break under the pressure of teaching the new mnemonic.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

What’s the mnemonic now

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming …

[Ben Saunders]

I never really understood mnemonics. In school they would try to teach us some stupid story about whatever to try to help us remember the order of the planets, but I just… remembered the order of the planets. The teacher would ask me to recite the mnemonic and I’d just be like, Mercy venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune pluto bitch what do you mean.

[Flap Jack]

Malevolent Virus Epideme Makes Jokes Smugly Until Nanarchy

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

> bitch what do you mean.

Of course the name of 5 planets beyond the asteroid belt 

[Moonlight]

Quinn rejects Pluto, but considers Eris a planet.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Appropriately, Eris was the Greek goddess of chaos.

[Moonlight]

YOU KNOW NOTHING FOOL

THAT’S CHAOS

THE GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION

[Nick R]

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