God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing)

[Moonlight]

You know the drill. Press the dice button on the Smega-Drive, and post the resulting afront to nature here. Glory or insanity awaits.

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[clem]

[Dave]

[Nick R]

[si]

[Technopeasant]

[Nick R]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[si]

[si]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

[clem]

[Nick R]

Kochanski talks about herself in the third person: 

Look, I almost got the whole theme tune!

And end credits! 

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[Unrumble]

[Technopeasant]

So… is the snake Kochanski’s tongue?

[Hamish]

So… is the snake Kochanski’s tongue?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Technopeasant]

[Flap Jack]

“I really going to have to get my ears syringed” …

[Technopeasant]

Isn’t the whole point of this exercise to find errors? You lot were doing it for laughs the whole time?!

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

I think it might be too late for Norm’s body there.

He could however cover his mouth.

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

I’m going to eat this

[Technopeasant]

[clem]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

I don’t think it’s pervy to ask Jesus to pass the salt… he never did bring the pork chops.

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[cwickham]

[Technopeasant]

Not sure Confidence has any other mode.

[clem]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

[Dave]

This belongs in the “threatening auras” thread.

[Moonlight]

Series X Kryten often does.

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[clem]

[Author]

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