Google search terms

[Jonathan Capps]

Presented for your amusement, some Google searches that have led people to this site:

iain lee is a cunt
dwarf porno
getting drunk alone
andrew ellard hate
lolita page 61
erotic boxing
rowan atkinson rip
massive chin
worst british sitcoms
amber benson boobs
caitlin moran is an idiot
cleftal horizon
norman lovett grumpy
piss flaps
pregnant shitting
smug face
the new doctor who is a cunt
worst uk sitcom
blow your tits up

Topic

[ori-STUDFARM]

I can see at least 3 that I’ve never used…

[Seb Patrick]

I love the idea that someone’s attempted to find out exactly what is on page 61 of Lolita.

[Danny Stephenson]

Written on page 61 is simply the phrase “that’s disgusting”.

[Phil]

amber benson boobs

[Stabbim the Skutter]

“Worst uk sitcom” gives me Miranda rather than Red Dwarf. Either way, it’s not true.

And sometimes I get here by searching for “Iain lee cunt”, it’s easier to type.

[JamesTC]

>And sometimes I get here by searching for “Iain lee cunt”, it’s easier to type.

“dwarf porno” is shorter.

[ori-STUDFARM]

“dwarf porno” takes me elsewhere….Why, hellooo Bridget!!

[Alex]

I’d just love to know what someone was expecting when they searched ‘blow your tits up’.

[ori-STUDFARM]

I was just curious….Oh c’mon! Like you never wondered…

[clem]

> I’d just love to know what someone was expecting when they searched ‘blow your tits up’.

Ah, well, they’ll have found this site because of a forum topic I started about Derek and Clive, so presumably it was Derek and Clive they were after. I’d like to think somebody found her way here after searching for a method of inflating her breasts though.

[Alex]

Ah, well, they’ll have found this site because of a forum topic I started about Derek and Clive, so presumably it was Derek and Clive they were after. I’d like to think somebody found her way here after searching for a method of inflating her breasts though.

Oh of course, now you say taht it’s just clicked. Reading it out of context I hadn’t connected the two.

[Ben Paddon]

“Pregnant shitting”? “Piss flaps”?

Won’t be Googling for those again, then.

[Pete Part Three]

“Spooge-soaked kumquats”

[Pete Part Three]

I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.

[JamesTC]

I just searched for “I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.

[redhead85]

> pregnant shitting

Sorry, my bad.

[Ben Paddon]

I just searched for… well, y’know.

[JamesTC]

Since this is such a hip and cool and popular thread I thought it would be good to post some search terms that have led people to Gazpacho Soup:

reddwarf sextape
round brown areolas
bill person reddwaf
what is doomsdave
kryten’s nose
kryten nose
kryton
car winners at old warden sunday 20th may
red dwarf x krytens nose
kryten’s new nose
4od red dwarf
doug naylor nuts
ganymede and titan
craig charles teeth
gespatcho soup
craig charles bad news
10 hq images people in masks rapidshare
andy ellard
contact doug naylor adress to send cv

[Alex]

I think my favourite one that led to Gazpacho Soup was ‘Norman Lovett goes to car shows’.

[Pete Part Three]

I just searched for “I just searched for “I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.

[Phil]

Well? Are you going to tell Pecos Pete how to get his CV to Doug or not?

[anniescribe]

I couldn’t watch the reddwarf sextape because I no longer have a VHS player.

/sadface

[tanya]

it’s on youtube under Craig ravages Copernicus: The mysterious Bermuda triangle

[redhead85]

> round brown areolas

Someone’s going to be mighty disappointed when they find out that Gazpacho Soup has nothing to do with football.

[By Jove its holmes]

What, no “shake your titties for me” in the google search terms? That happened to one site i know of.

[si]

I shake my titties every morning, nobody’s bothered.

[Phil]

I’m bothered now.

[Tarka Dal]

Can we have a day where we all have to use search terms as our usernames?

Bagsy ‘Erotic boxing’.

[Seb Patrick]

I’ll be “car winners at old warden sunday 20th may”

[MANI506]

I’ll be getting drunk alone.

[Phil]

amber benson boobs

[Pecospete666]

Phil her mountain bike seat is on eBay!

[Phil]

Not anymore. B-)

[Pecospete666]

I always was partial to Gingers!
They were mesomorphic and easily turned on.
Probably that Viking gene they all have

[Ben Paddon]

I’ll be in my bunk.

[redhead85]

We also like pillaging.

[Pecospete666]

Sorry “BONGO” I’m butter side up!

Maybe Phil?

[Phil]

Canada will get back to you.

[anniescribe]

Shiny morose butter

[Pecospete666]

Annie you have me confused with my father PECOS BILL!
I’m Sue’s Bastard child
It’s a love story!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecos_Bill

[Pecospete666]

I think DOGS get this story published every few years

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/09/health/expertqa-cat-poop-risks/?hpt=he_c1

[genericnerdyusername]

Oh great, now every time I eat cat litter I’m going to be worrying about my health.

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