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  • #11393
    Jonathan Capps
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    Presented for your amusement, some Google searches that have led people to this site:

    iain lee is a cunt
    dwarf porno
    getting drunk alone
    andrew ellard hate
    lolita page 61
    erotic boxing
    rowan atkinson rip
    massive chin
    worst british sitcoms
    amber benson boobs
    caitlin moran is an idiot
    cleftal horizon
    norman lovett grumpy
    piss flaps
    pregnant shitting
    smug face
    the new doctor who is a cunt
    worst uk sitcom
    blow your tits up

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  • #113471
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I can see at least 3 that I’ve never used…

    #113472
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I love the idea that someone’s attempted to find out exactly what is on page 61 of Lolita.

    #113473
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Written on page 61 is simply the phrase “that’s disgusting”.

    #113474
    Phil
    Participant

    amber benson boobs

    #113475
    Stabbim the Skutter
    Participant

    “Worst uk sitcom” gives me Miranda rather than Red Dwarf. Either way, it’s not true.

    And sometimes I get here by searching for “Iain lee cunt”, it’s easier to type.

    #113476
    JamesTC
    Participant

    >And sometimes I get here by searching for “Iain lee cunt”, it’s easier to type.

    “dwarf porno” is shorter.

    #113477
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    “dwarf porno” takes me elsewhere….Why, hellooo Bridget!!

    #113478
    Alex
    Participant

    I’d just love to know what someone was expecting when they searched ‘blow your tits up’.

    #113479
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I was just curious….Oh c’mon! Like you never wondered…

    #113480
    clem
    Participant

    > I’d just love to know what someone was expecting when they searched ‘blow your tits up’.

    Ah, well, they’ll have found this site because of a forum topic I started about Derek and Clive, so presumably it was Derek and Clive they were after. I’d like to think somebody found her way here after searching for a method of inflating her breasts though.

    #113481
    Alex
    Participant

    Ah, well, they’ll have found this site because of a forum topic I started about Derek and Clive, so presumably it was Derek and Clive they were after. I’d like to think somebody found her way here after searching for a method of inflating her breasts though.

    Oh of course, now you say taht it’s just clicked. Reading it out of context I hadn’t connected the two.

    #113483
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Pregnant shitting”? “Piss flaps”?

    Won’t be Googling for those again, then.

    #113485
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “Spooge-soaked kumquats”

    #113495
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.

    #113641
    JamesTC
    Participant

    I just searched for “I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.

    #113645
    redhead85
    Participant

    > pregnant shitting

    Sorry, my bad.

    #113647
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I just searched for… well, y’know.

    #208410
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Since this is such a hip and cool and popular thread I thought it would be good to post some search terms that have led people to Gazpacho Soup:

    reddwarf sextape
    round brown areolas
    bill person reddwaf
    what is doomsdave
    kryten’s nose
    kryten nose
    kryton
    car winners at old warden sunday 20th may
    red dwarf x krytens nose
    kryten’s new nose
    4od red dwarf
    doug naylor nuts
    ganymede and titan
    craig charles teeth
    gespatcho soup
    craig charles bad news
    10 hq images people in masks rapidshare
    andy ellard
    contact doug naylor adress to send cv

    #208413
    Alex
    Participant

    I think my favourite one that led to Gazpacho Soup was ‘Norman Lovett goes to car shows’.

    #208414
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I just searched for “I just searched for “I just searched for “Spooge-soaked kumquats” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.” and I was directed here. Strange.

    #208417
    Phil
    Participant

    Well? Are you going to tell Pecos Pete how to get his CV to Doug or not?

    #208422
    anniescribe
    Participant

    I couldn’t watch the reddwarf sextape because I no longer have a VHS player.

    /sadface

    #208424
    tanya
    Participant

    it’s on youtube under Craig ravages Copernicus: The mysterious Bermuda triangle

    #208426
    redhead85
    Participant

    > round brown areolas

    Someone’s going to be mighty disappointed when they find out that Gazpacho Soup has nothing to do with football.

    #208605

    What, no “shake your titties for me” in the google search terms? That happened to one site i know of.

    #208606
    si
    Participant

    I shake my titties every morning, nobody’s bothered.

    #208607
    Phil
    Participant

    I’m bothered now.

    #208670
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Can we have a day where we all have to use search terms as our usernames?

    Bagsy ‘Erotic boxing’.

    #208671
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I’ll be “car winners at old warden sunday 20th may”

    #208672
    MANI506
    Participant

    I’ll be getting drunk alone.

    #208675
    Phil
    Participant

    amber benson boobs

    #208676
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Phil her mountain bike seat is on eBay!

    #208677
    Phil
    Participant

    Not anymore. B-)

    #208678
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    I always was partial to Gingers!
    They were mesomorphic and easily turned on.
    Probably that Viking gene they all have

    #208679
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    #208680
    redhead85
    Participant

    We also like pillaging.

    #208681
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Sorry “BONGO” I’m butter side up!

    Maybe Phil?

    #208682
    Phil
    Participant

    Canada will get back to you.

    #208685
    anniescribe
    Participant

    Shiny morose butter

    #208689
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Annie you have me confused with my father PECOS BILL!
    I’m Sue’s Bastard child
    It’s a love story!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecos_Bill

    #208737
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    I think DOGS get this story published every few years

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/09/health/expertqa-cat-poop-risks/?hpt=he_c1

    #208740

    Oh great, now every time I eat cat litter I’m going to be worrying about my health.

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