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  • #2245
    Jonathan Capps
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    Just listening to The Lost Initiative which is Sky One’s official podcast about Lost, presented by Iain Lee*. One of the co-hosts mentions Red Dwarf and Iain went on the following (only slightly paraphrased) rant:

    “Oh, don’t talk to me about Red Dwarf, I’m not going to listen, it’s rubbish. It’s just ‘smeg smeg smeg smeg smeg, oh look a cat, smeg smeg smeg. It’s not sci-fi, it’s not comedy, it’s RUBBISH”.

    Well done Iain Lee, you fucking prick. He hasn’t got a fucking clue about Lost, either, the massive cunt, I fucking hate him. He can’t even spell Ian correctly, the WANKER.

    * These are the things I do when I’m approaching the morning after a night unable to sleep.

    #121607
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    But, of course, we all know that.

    #121611
    Wayne
    Participant

    Agreeing to appear on shows like that is what passes for his career these days………

    #121616
    Anonymous
    Guest

    All he seems to do these days is spout ill-informed views on “Top 100” shows.

    #121621
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – Iain Lee is great when he’s presenting programmes about video games. Put him on anything else, and he’s one of the biggest cocks on telly. I don’t understand why he’s yet to grasp this basic principle.

    #121635
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Daisy Donovan, Sasha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais have all gone on to better (?) things, but where’s Iain Lee. WHO?

    #121636
    Andrew
    Participant

    While I don’t need to look to his own lack-of-success to prove his wrongness, I simply never understood the attitude he has (and one he shares with, among others, Andrew Collins). I don’t get how you can watch a full episode and come away with the impression that it’s a lowest-com-denom show based entirely on its own expletive.

    I get if your only experience was Series I that it seemed only the comedy expletives were getting an audience reaction. I get thinking it’s big, knockabout stuff if you only saw VIII. I get it if someone doesn’t like Craig Charles on screen never has, and can’t get past it.

    But how you watch a whole episode without having to acknowledge, at very least, that the show aspires to great ideas, invention, character humour, and smart plotting – that it tries for those things, even if you don’t believe it succeeds – I cannot comprehend.

    #121637
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Yes, it’s odd.

    One other thing I’ve noticed – separate from the Lee/Collins thing – is that some people who were really into the show when they were younger, now look back on Dwarf with something approaching – and sometimes actual – contempt. It’s something I’ve seen people do time and time again.

    Changing tastes in comedy? Sure, and I know I can’t generalise – but I still suspect that with a lot of these people, Dwarf reminds them of what they were like when they were younger – and it’s not someone they like. So they transfer their dislike of themselves at that age onto Dwarf.

    #121638
    Dave
    Participant

    >One other thing I?ve noticed – separate from the Lee/Collins thing

    Bring Back…Red Dwarf?

    #121642
    pfm
    Participant

    > But how you watch a whole episode without having to acknowledge, at very least, that the show aspires to great ideas, invention, character humour, and smart plotting

    That’s quite simply answered – he’s never actually watched an episode! That’s what I think. He’s probably never watched Lost either. I bet he just bangs on about wanting to know what the ‘monster’ is.

    #121645
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > He?s probably never watched Lost either. I bet he just bangs on about wanting to know what the ?monster? is.

    He spends most of the casts getting excited about his shite and obvious ‘theories’ while at the same time being a prick to the people who call in with genuinely interesting ideas. He’s a complete tool.

    #121667
    cliff
    Participant

    ……….

    …..it is always best to avoid these potential room 101 candidates in life…small minded,petty thinking modo’s!…

    ..it would take so many years of de-briefing and re-education i have not the effort nor the time…

    …i too very rarely use this word, but the statement is true!

    iain lee is a cunt, yes….now get in with the nonses..

    i think we should all live in australia and send these pricks over here!.

    #83077
    RedDwarfEatsCock
    Participant

    All you Re Dwarf loving ballsacks stfu. all Iain Lee rocks you fucking twats the lot of you can go and stick all your crappy Red Dwarf dvds up your asses.

    #83078
    John Hoare
    Participant

    I really like the fact somebody bothered to register just for this.

    #83079
    Phil
    Participant

    I agree with our new commenter based solely on his avatar.

    #83082
    Ridley
    Participant

    Didn’t Iain Lee interview Danny John-Jules on RI:SE once?

    #83083
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > All you Re Dwarf loving ballsacks stfu

    You more of a fan of the longer, series specific documentaries, then?

    #83085
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    “all Iain Lee rocks”

    That sounds like a really good plan too. Lets all grab pointed flat ones and make him say multiple Jehovah’s

    #83100
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Jonathan Capps sez…
    You more of a fan of the longer, series specific documentaries, then?

    Oh, fucking win.

    #83111
    Jo
    Participant

    All you Re Dwarf loving ballsacks stfu. all Iain Lee rocks you fucking twats the lot of you can go and stick all your crappy Red Dwarf dvds up your asses.

    Well that told you didn’t it?!
    When you can clearly see that Iain Lee attracts intellectual heavyweights like this gentleman, surely you can’t fail to see the error of your ways.
    Now, all of you, go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

    #83140

    Oh, I’m certainly chastened. And I’m not even familiar with what the thread is about. After all, someone on the internet has told me he doesn’t think much of me or the people I hang out with. My world is shattered, I tell you. Shattered.

    #83144
    Jo
    Participant

    *hands the Kleenex to Arlene*

    #83171
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > I really like the fact somebody bothered to register just for this.

    I really like the fact Iain Lee registered just to do that.

    #83189
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I really like the fact Iain Lee registered just to do that.

    My guess is that it was Iain Lee’s daughter.

    #83336
    Nakrophile
    Participant

    Iain Lee is quite funny, but that was an silly thing to say. I keep forgetting to listen to his show on Virgin radio…

    #83339
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    >I keep forgetting to listen to his show on Virgin radio?

    A ringing endorsement, there.

    #83340
    Nakrophile
    Participant

    Indeed. It was much simpler when he was on LBC.

    #83350
    Tanya Jones
    Participant

    A ringing…oh shut up, Tanya.

    #83840
    RedDwarfEatsCock
    Participant

    No Iain is right Red Dwarf is the biggest piece of shit ever made.

    #83841
    RedDwarfEatsCock
    Participant

    No in a Iain Lee podcast he looked this up by searching Iain Lee and cunt in the same sentance in google. After seeing the shdit you wrote about him he asked the listeners to send as much abuse as possible to you. Sadly I think I’m the only one who’s really been assed to do it.

    #83842
    RedDwarfEatsCock
    Participant

    Iain Lee dosent have a daughter idiot no i’m a listener

    #83844

    …I think it’s trying to communicate.

    #83845
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >No in a Iain Lee podcast he looked this up by searching Iain Lee and cunt in the same sentance in google.

    Will he be investigating the other 43,300 results that Google produces?

    >Sadly I think I?m the only one who?s really been assed to do it.

    Which says more about you than us.

    #83851
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Haha! I deliberately didn’t post on this thread at the time, because I worked with Iain Lee on a pilot and thought that he probably Googles his own name. I was right.

    #83852
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > No in a Iain Lee podcast he looked this up by searching Iain Lee and cunt in the same sentance in google. After seeing the shdit you wrote about him he asked the listeners to send as much abuse as possible to you.

    If this is actually true, I think it’s my new favourite thing ever. I don’t suppose you know what Podcast he said this in and what episode it was?

    > Sadly I think I?m the only one who?s really been assed to do it.

    I’m delighted you went to the effort of uploading an avatar, too.

    #83853

    >No in a Iain Lee podcast he looked this up by searching Iain Lee and cunt in the same sentance in google.

    Which is, of course, good and healthy behavior emblematic of a completely well-balanced personality.

    >After seeing the shdit [sic] you wrote about him he asked the listeners to send as much abuse as possible to you.

    Which is even healthier! And makes him look like a veritable saint, it does.

    >I?m delighted you went to the effort of uploading an avatar, too.

    I’m of the opinion that it’s a self-portrait.

    #83883

    I like this one: http://www.rllmukforum.com/lofiversion/index.php?t181159.html

    Check out the 3rd reply.

    #83884
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    that whole thread is about 70% Iain Lee bashing. He truly is popular.

    #83885
    Andrew
    Participant

    http://iainlee.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278402

    Not sure who the text is meant to be referring to, but…

    #83886
    Ridley
    Participant

    I worked with Iain Lee on a pilot

    Greg Grunberg?

    #83890
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > http://iainlee.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278402
    > Not sure who the text is meant to be referring to, but?

    Reading the comments section of those Podcasts is very enlightening. If you can judge someone/something byt the quality of its fans, then… well, let’s just say Red Dwarf wins this round.

    #83892
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Well, Red Dwarf fans are quality.

    #83893

    >Well, Red Dwarf fans are quality.

    Fuckin right doggie

    #83937
    Jo
    Participant

    http://iainlee.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343575

    Apparently G&T are a bunch of fat virgins who have a rubbish website.
    Also some spot on Cappsy and Danny impressions there.

    #83939
    Phil
    Participant

    IAIAN DO ME NEXT

    #83940
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    To be fair, the “discovering food” comment made me laugh. Which – hey! – is probably a first for him.

    You know, the fact that he thinks to google “Iain Lee cunt” suggests that he knows that a lot of people think he’s one. So you’d think that he’d have a bit more of a sense of humour about it. After that first comment I thought he was going to go on and be quite funny, but no, he just repeatedly calls everyone fat virgins. You’d think his time could have been better spent wondering WHY there are 44,300 results on Google for that particular search, and doing something about it.

    #83942
    Jo
    Participant

    John, apparently your arse is up for rent.
    How do interested applicants apply?

    What amuses me the most, aside from the excellent impressions, is that he posted his podcast on 27th May and it took till 10th August for his one listener to actually act on his instructions.
    I actually pity IainLeeRocksYouBallsacks now, he’s really rubbish at being Iain Lee’s only fan.

    #83943
    Ridley
    Participant

    This is becoming The Biggest Douche in the Universe episode of South Park.

    Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.

    #83949
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Daisy Donovan, Sasha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais have all gone on to better (?) things, but where?s Iain Lee. WHO?

    I noticed he didn’t have much to say to that did he?

    #83950
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “You’re all a bunch of fat virgins”

    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics5/gemma-playcom-7a.jpg

    Cunt.

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