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  • #274732
    Dave
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    WOULD ANYONE LIKE ANY TOS?

    Talkie Toaster is resurrected to carry out a survey to see if anyone wants the official Red Dwarf website to keep providing updates.

    #274733
    Dave
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    THEY FUCKED MY TOS WE’RE ON PAGE 256

    The latest page of the Idea For An Episode thread largely revolves around the latest update to the official Red Dwarf website.

    #274734

    THE END

    Smeg.  It is :(

    #274735

    FUTURE ECHOS

    Fans on a forum for their favourite TV show see the future when the official website for the show is brought back online only to announce it will no longer be updated.

    #274737
    cwickham
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    MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY

    ?

    #277249
    cwickham
    Participant

    QUEENATINE

    [Actual idea in too poor taste to post.]

    #277254
    Formica
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    QUEEN: PART II

    When Kryten needs a spare part, he looks to buy from a third-party manufacturer for the first time in over 300 years. His sanity chip overloads and his head explodes when he learns that his new penis, Archie, may be a slightly different color to the rest of his body. Will it be in poor taste to make fun of him?

    #277458
    Pete Part Three
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    TWENTY? BAH!

    G&T turns twenty and succeeds in making everyone else feel fucking ancient. 

    #277459
    Dave
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    TWUNTY CAR

    Rimmer buys an Audi.

    #277463
    si
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    CUNTICA
    Because G&T.

    (unless someone’s already done that at some point. This thread is pretty long.)

    #277467

    CUNTICA
    Because G&T.
    (unless someone’s already done that at some point. This thread is pretty long.)

    You should probably read through everything before posting just to make sure you’re not repeating anything 

    #277474
    si
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    APATHETICA

    CUNTICA
    Because G&T.
    (unless someone’s already done that at some point. This thread is pretty long.)

    You should probably read through everything before posting just to make sure you’re not repeating anything

    Whatever.

    #277668
    Rudolph
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    BUNTICA

    The lads put up some bunting to celebrate twenty years of G&T.

    #277704

    FELIXOCRACY

    The Red Dwarf community put the notion of officially renaming Cat to Felix Sapiens to the vote.

    #277722
    cwickham
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    BORROWERWARDS

    Kryten and Rimmer travel to a parallel universe where tiny people secretly live in the floorboards and “borrow” from normal-sized people. It later turns out this episode was only produced because Doug purchased the rights to Howard Goodall’s musical score for the 1990s Borrowers TV series and wanted to use it.

    #278271
    cwickham
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    SNOW ON THE BEACH

    Taylor Swift song about the location filming for Better Than Life.

    #278272
    cwickham
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    KARMA

    Taylor Swift song about Justice and Samsara.

    #278273
    cwickham
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    INNARDS AND LAVENDER HAZE

    Taylor Swift song about the Cat’s fashion styles.

    #278274
    cwickham
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    ANTI-HERO WORLD

    Taylor Swift song about a war on a planet populated with waxwork replicas of history’s greatest figures.

    #278275
    cwickham
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    MR. ARNOLD IS MY MASTERMIND NOW

    Taylor Swift song about subjugating a mechanoid.

    #278276
    cwickham
    Participant

    SWEET, SWEET NOTHING LISTEN PLEASE

    Taylor Swift cover of Tongue Tied.

    #278278
    cwickham
    Participant

    QUESTION…? FOUR

    Taylor Swift song about what the red spectrum tells us about quasars.

    #278279
    cwickham
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    ON YOUR OWN, KID, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

    Taylor Swift song about a hologram being left switched on whilst everyone else goes into stasis.

    #278280
    cwickham
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    IT WASN’T IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RYDER CUP OR ANYTHING, IT WAS MIDNIGHT RAIN

    Taylor Swift song about Lister losing his virginity.

    #278897
    Ben Saunders
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    BARRIEOGENESIS

    Rimmer once again attempts to clone himself. However, he accidentally clones Chris Barrie.

    #279620
    cwickham
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    KRYTIE FREEVEE

    Kryten’s campaign to save Androids from cancellation is a success.

    #279630

    BACK TO OZ

    After an encounter with a Bonza Shrimp, the cast wake up in a quiet Australian Neighbourhood, believing they are characters in a recently revived soap opera. 

    #279633
    Jenuall
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    WAITING FOR TODD

    Lister makes his way deep into the depths of the ship looking for the Cat but instead finds early 90s neighbours character Todd Landers

    #279634

    Prawn Vindaloo to Ride

    Lister and the crew travel back in time to Australia in search of a Prawn Vindaloo and end up convincing Karl Kennedy to kill himself. 

    #279636
    Dave
    Participant

    KYLIE TV

    Lost episode from Series VIII in which Kryten starts stalking an Australian soap star and surreptitiously filming her for the amusement of male prisoners.

    #279639

    TIKKA TO ROOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

    Oh you get the idea.

    #279644
    clem
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    BOUNCER

    Lucy Robinson’s dog travels the multiverse. 

    #279646
    clem
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    DEMONS & MANGELS

    Turns out Nell was the low version all along, surprising no one.

    #279648
    clem
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    MADGE

    Bob the skutter’s missus stars in her own spin-off show that has nothing to do with Neighbours. 

    #279664
    Unrumble
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    KRISTINE

    Kochanski returns, having had her DNA spliced with a Polymorph, and murderously stalks the crew in the form of a car 

    #279667

    KRISTINE
    Kochanski returns, having had her DNA spliced with a Polymorph, and murderously stalks the crew in the form of a car 

    Can we make that a thing? Please? I want that to be a thing.

    #279668
    Dave
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    KRISTINE GDANSKI

    Kochanski moves to Poland.

    #279669
    Dave
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    KRISTINE POLANSKI

    The Kochanski from the Out Of Time future marries a famous 20th century film director who is “a bit dodgy”.

    #279670
    Dave
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    KRISTINE ADAMSKI

    Kochanski achieves a No.1 hit in collaboration with Seal.

    #279671
    cwickham
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    LISTERINE KOCHANSKI

    Kochanski endorses a mouthwash.

    #279672
    Dave
    Participant

    LISTERINE

    Lister endorses a mouthwash.

    #279673
    cwickham
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    LISTER IN KOCHANSKI

    Unproduced VIII episode where Lister uses the sexual magnetism virus on Kochanski, which miraculously even the Doug Naylor of 1999 realised might be beyond the pale and had locked in a safe.

    #279674
    Dave
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    KRISTINE A BANKSY

    Red Dwarf solves an eternal mystery of the art world by revealing that a time-travelling Kochanski was the one responsible for going round crudely spraypainting stencilled images with wry sixth-form-level political messages on exterior walls in the early 21st century.

    #279675
    cwickham
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    KRISTINE WANKSKI

    Kochanski becomes sexually attracted to snow sports equipment.

    #279676
    cwickham
    Participant

    KRISTINE AARONBANKSKI

    Kochanski comes up with an elaborate plot to short the value of pound sterling.

    #279677
    cwickham
    Participant

    KRISTINE DAVIDBANKSKI

    Chloe Annett is cast as the new Cyber Leader in Doctor Who.

    #279678
    cwickham
    Participant

    KRISTINE RANKSKI

    Kochanski smells unpleasant.

    #279679
    cwickham
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    KRISTINE THANKSKI

    Kochanski is grateful.

    #279680
    cwickham
    Participant

    KRISTINE ALLEN-KEY

    Kochanski tightens some bolts.

    #279681
    cwickham
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    KRISTINE ALLON-SY

    Kochanski steals another fictional time traveller’s catchphrase.

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