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  • #261443
    Dave
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    PAULIMORPH

    Barry Chuckle attacks his brother in the mistaken belief that he is a chameleonic genetically-engineered lifeform doing a crude impersonation of him.

    #261445
    ARossiEsquire
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    WAITING FOR PAUL

    Barry Chuckle kicks his feet in heaven, wondering where his brother is.

    Christ that was the worst thing I’ve ever said.

    #261446

    BARRYSNATCHER

    Paul tries to build himself an new body by stealing parts of his brother’s whilst he sleeps.

    #261447

    CHUCKLE BROTHERS AND PARANOIA

    The only difference is Paul and Barry Chuckle replace Craig Ferguson. Everything else is identical.

    #261448

    BARRY’S A JOKE

    When Barry gets hooked on meth Paul must save him, but at what cost?

    #261449

    ENCHUCKLED

    Cat and Kryten find they have both started impersonating Paul and Barry at the same time. And then some BEGGS choke to death.

    #261450
    Dave
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    CHUCKOCRACY

    An election is held to decide who is the One True Chuckle Brother. Oh, and Cat discovers he needs glasses or something.

    #261451

    OUT OF VISION

    The Chuckle Brothers must cancel their own TV show or risk continuing and turning evil.

    #261452
    Dave
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    CHUCKED SOUP

    Barry and Paul Chuckle reminisce about how homophobic they used to be.

    #261453

    CHUCKLE-CORP

    The JMC on board computer is updated and now will only show you things that make you laugh (in a bid to prevent you from calling your lawyer)

    #261455
    cwickham
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    CHUCKIEOCRACY

    An election is held to determine who the Dwarfers’ favourite Rugrats character is.

    #261456
    cwickham
    Participant

    CHUCK E. CHEESEOCRACY

    An election is held to determine which American restaurant is the best.

    #261478
    Dave
    Participant

    T.HANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

    Tom Hanks gets a boob job.

    #261479
    cwickham
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    TIME WAVE VICTORIOUS

    Multi-platform event featuring tie-in novels, audio dramas, animated YouTube series, comic books, vinyl LPs, immersive theatre experiences, escape rooms and action figures continuing the story of the SS Enconium’s crew.

    #261480
    Dave
    Participant

    THE INQUISITOE

    Cat rediscovers his investigating feet.

    #261492
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    PAGEYMORPH

    The crew of G&T are attacked by a malicious GELF which feeds on the despair felt by users whose page memes have suddenly been ruined in the name of a better user experience

    #261493
    cwickham
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    Fuck my arse we’re on the seventy-eighth page

    #261494
    cwickham
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    SPAM IN THE THREAD

    G&T User considers posting variations on the above for the seventeenth through seventy-seventh pages, but decides against it as it might be the thing that finally gets this thread locked.

    #261495
    Dave
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    G&TIKKA TO RIDE

    The G&T redesign by Cappsy’s present self caused dimensional anomalies which have expanded the idea for an episode thread pagination by 400%.

    We should shitpost for a while to ascertain that the new structure is stable.

    #261496

    PAGE ECHOS

    Members of a popular fan forums start to see echos of pages of threads from the future.

    #261497

    BACK IN THE THREAD

    Owing to a remastering of the site, forum threads now appear inexplicably long with ridiculously high page counts, which is apparently how they were always meant to look before the budget cut backs.

    #261498
    cwickham
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    RED DWARF LXXVIII

    Doug Naylor comes up with an inexplicable new numbering system for Red Dwarf whereby each episode counts as I, the two unmade scripts also count, so does the first US pilot, and The Promised Land counts twice.

    #261499

    THE PAGELESS CHILD

    Fans are thrown into an outrage when it is revealed their favourite thread actually has dozens of other pages they weren’t previously aware of, all in the name of given the site a bit of a lift.

    #261500

    WHITE PAGES

    The crew encounter a spacial anomaly spewing forum thread pages into the universe.

    #261501

    PAGION

    This thread is Pagion, for it has many pages.

    I’m running out of steam already aren’t I?!

    #261502
    Dave
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    SAVE PAGE 61…THAT BIT

    Reeling from the site redesign, G&T posters try to work out where that really disgusting bit from the start of page 13 will be located now.

    #261503
    cwickham
    Participant

    SEVENTY-EIGHT

    Taylor Swift song about the sudden increase in the number of pages in the “Idea for an episode” thread.

    #261504

    EIGHT OF SEVENTY

    An exponoid infiltrates a forum thread and expands it exponentially

    #261505
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Well, I think you’re all taking this splendidly.

    #261506
    Dave
    Participant

    SEVENTYEIGHTICA

    Doug Naylor goes back in time to prevent G&T from ever developing so many pages of awful ideas for an episode.

    #261507

    YOU’VE RUINED THIS CAPPSY

    Forum users bemoan that some jokes within a certain thread no longer make numerical sense.

    #261508
    Dave
    Participant

    THANKS FOR THE 78 PAGES OF MEMORIES

    Certain forum users wonder whether other forum users are seriously going back and reliving previous posts in this thread over and over, as opposed to this just being a stream of nonsense that’s forgotten almost as soon as it’s typed.

    #261509
    cwickham
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    BACK IN THE RED PART SEVENTY-EIGHT

    In order to make a more attractive package for international syndication, Doug divides the existing three parts of “Back in the Red” into twenty-six one-minute episodes, then writes new material to pad them out.

    #261510
    cwickham
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    RED DWARF CLIII

    New title for The Promised Land following the division of “Back in the Red” into seventy-eight parts under Doug’s new numbering system.

    #261511
    cwickham
    Participant

    RED DWARF CLII

    Doug decides to produce another 139 series of Red Dwarf just because the roman numeral for the last one looks a bit like a rude word.

    #261512
    Dave
    Participant

    SPIIONAWRIST

    Rimmer mishears the title of Red Dwarf CLII.

    #261513
    cwickham
    Participant

    DOUG IN THE RED

    Accurate description of the production of Red Dwarf X.

    #261514
    cwickham
    Participant

    ED BYE IN THE RED

    Accurate description of the final scene of Red Dwarf VIII.

    #261515
    cwickham
    Participant

    PAUL JACKSON IN THE RED

    Accurate description of the production of White Hole.

    #261516
    cwickham
    Participant

    BATTLE ROYALE IN THE RED

    Due to a script mix-up, the cast and crew of Red Dwarf accidentally film an adaptation of a Japanese novel about high school students being forced to fight to the death.

    #261517

    BACK IN FOREVER RED

    Due to a casting mix up, the crew find themselves in the roles of 4 of the Red Power Rangers in the 10th anniversary team up.

    #261518
    Dave
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    BACK IN SIMPLY RED

    Coinciding with Chris Barrie’s departure from the series, Rimmer leaves his crewmates after being tempted away to continue the immortal legacy of Mick Hucknall.

    #261519
    Dave
    Participant

    MICK IN THE RED

    Rimmer, in the guise of Mick Hucknall, returns to Red Dwarf.

    #261520
    Dave
    Participant

    HUCK TO REALITY

    Mick Hucknall wakes to discover his entire life as a womanising popstar has been a total-immersion video game, and he’s actually just a random red-haired knob.

    #261521
    Dave
    Participant

    HUCK TO EARTH

    Rimmer discovers he didn’t become Mick Hucknall after all, he just dressed up as him as part of a stupid thread on G&T.

    #261522
    cwickham
    Participant

    THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE DIES

    In an attempt to appeal to new, younger viewers, Doug gives all the episodes new Friends-style titles.

    #261524
    si
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    BEYOND A JOKE

    A G&T forum user waits the best part of year to write a page-specific punchline, only for a G&T staff member to immediately fuck the whole joke up.

    #261526
    Dave
    Participant

    PUSSYCAT WILLIAM

    Rimmer decides that a chap like Cat needs a name, thought William sat rather well.

    #261527
    Dave
    Participant

    PUSSYCAT WILHELM

    When the crew of Red Dwarf travel back to the mid-20th century, a sound recordist overhears one of Cat’s trademark screams, records it, and the effect is subsequently used in hundreds of movies.

    #261528
    Dave
    Participant

    PUSSYCAT WILHELM II: EMOHAWK

    When the crew of Red Dwarf travels even further back into the early 20th century, Cat accidentally becomes emperor of Germany, sapping the emotions of the populace by plunging them into a world war.

    #261530
    cwickham
    Participant

    TERRORFOX

    Laurence Fox comes across a repeat of Timewave, and is about to call his lawyer when something happens that makes him laugh.

    #261536

    TERRORFOAM

    Due to having spent a vast amount of their budget reanimating the corpses of the cast, Robo-Dug has to come up with a money saving idea for series XXIV and decides that a a terrible bath foam monster will terrorise the crew.

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    TERRORFOAL

    A baby horse tortures Rimmer on a planet of his own nightmares.

    #261604
    Dave
    Participant

    BACKWARDS FORWARDS REMASTERED

    The crew of Red Dwarf land Starbug on an Earth where time runs forwards. Cat immediately needs to go to the toilet, but rather than using the perfectly adequate facilities on Starbug he decides to go in the bushes instead, like some kind of fucking animal.

    The crew go to a pub and inexplicably get involved in a massive bar fight which is only resolved by Lister and Cat eating some guy’s food.

    The pub landlord is so pissed off that he immediately fires Rimmer and Kryten from a job they haven’t started yet, but then bafflingly allows them to perform for many nights afterwards.

    Their act gradually tails off and they end up sitting in a greasy spoon cafe with Kryten so embarrassed by the whole thing that he has to wear a plastic mask to conceal his identity after his fall from fame.

    Lister and Cat meanwhile grow bored and head off to Starbug – finding a an abandoned tandem and gifting it to a random couple on the way – and bugger off back to Red Dwarf.

    Then, after a while, Rimmer and Kryten wander into a lake, climb into a sunken spaceship and reverse-launch it out of the water back into the atmosphere.

    #261650
    Dave
    Participant

    DON’T LOOK BACK TO REALITY

    When notorious grump-faced sourpuss Norman Lovett finds out that Noel Gallagher has been making dickbrained comments about the effectiveness of mask-wearing in reducing the spread of COVID, the Holly actor calls out the bumheaded songsmith on Twitter in the strongest possible terms for his terrible opinions.

    #261651
    Dave
    Participant

    CHAMPAGNE SUPER NOVA 3

    When the crew of Red Dwarf meet Kryten’s Nova 3 counterpart Butler, they are impressed by his wide selection of expensive aperitifs. However, things turn sour when Butler starts saying that Noel Gallagher “talks a lot of sense” and it turns out that he thinks masks are an affront to personal liberty and people are idiots for wearing them.

    #261652
    Dave
    Participant

    TIMESLIDE AWAY

    Paul McCartney hears Oasis playing and goes back in time to give himself and John Lennon all their ideas decades ahead of the Gallagher brothers. Although he stops short of adopting Noel’s stupid opinions on how pointless mask-wearing is in a pandemic.

    #261653
    Dave
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    WINDOWALL

    Prequel to The End. Lister thinks he’s quite lucky to have a bunkroom on the outside of the ship with a nice starfield view, to distract him from Rimmer’s terrible view on mask-wearing that he cribbed from a centuries-old interview with Noel Gallagher.

    #261654
    Dave
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    SQUEEZE THEIR ROLLS WITH IT

    Cat details how he plans to gently punish Noel Gallagher for his stupidity. It’s irritating, but in a lot of ways, he’ll be quite relieved.

    #261655
    Dave
    Participant

    DOES MOUSE SHIT ROLL WITH IT?

    Cat asks Noel while carrying out the squeezing.

    #261656
    clem
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    BREAD VAN, MEAT VAN – LOOON!

    A hungry Lister stops looking at the cover of an album by an idiosyncratic Northern Irish singer-songwriter, partly because it reminds him of food but actually mainly because Van Morrison is a daft cunt.

    #261657
    cwickham
    Participant

    MOONDANCE

    Holly adds an interpretative dance routine about what a cunt Van Morrison is to his impression of a moon.

    #261661
    cwickham
    Participant

    BANKSY IN THE RED

    Banksy arrives from a parallel universe, for no better reason than this pun hasn’t been done yet.

    #261662
    cwickham
    Participant

    DAVID BANKS IN THE RED

    The actor who played the Cybermen in Doctor Who during the 1980s arrives from a parallel universe.

    #261663
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    THANKS FOR THE HAEMORRHOIDS

    Hollister sends a sarcastic letter to Archie.

    #261681
    cwickham
    Participant

    BACK TO MR T

    Embarrassing old photos of Lister dressed as Mr T resurface.

    #261682
    Dave
    Participant

    RED DWARF: STIMULANTS REVENGE

    Lister has a cup of coffee after dinner and is still awake at 3am.

    #261683
    Dave
    Participant

    RED DWARF: SIMU-LANCE REVENGE

    A virtual knight escapes from the AR machine looking to get even with Lister.

    #261684
    Dave
    Participant

    RED DWARF: SIMULATE STONEHENGE

    When a druid escapes from the AR machine, the crew are forced to knock up a fake set of standing stones in the cargo bay to appease him.

    #261685

    RED DWARF: SIMS YOU’LL HATE IN PENGE

    The crew, having time travelled back to 1990s South East London, find a copy of a popular life simulation video game, which they end up despising for some reason.

    #261686

    RED DWARF: STEMS FOR MID EIGHT, REVEREND

    The crew encounter a man of the cloth and ask him for the individual stems for the middle eight of a song he has inexplicably recorded for them.

    #261687
    Dave
    Participant

    RED DWARF: JOAN SIMS, YOU’RE LATE, AVENGE

    When Kryten finds out that his favourite Carry On actress is dead, he vows to get even with her murderer.

    #261688
    cwickham
    Participant

    MERTOONED

    Lister gets stuck on a crashed Starbug with Paul Merton.

    #261689
    cwickham
    Participant

    MER TOONS

    Lister watches The Little Mermaid.

    #261690
    cwickham
    Participant

    MER LOONS

    Lister goes insane and believes he is a mermaid.

    #261691
    cwickham
    Participant

    BERT OONED

    Lister owns someone called Bert whilst speaking in a Scottish accent.

    #261692
    cwickham
    Participant

    RED DWARF VII X IV

    Alternative title for Red Dwarf VMMDCCLXXVII.

    #261693
    cwickham
    Participant

    RED DWARF PI

    Technically the accurate title for a few minutes shortly before the end of Camille.

    #261694
    cwickham
    Participant

    RED DWARF E-I-E-I-O

    Red Dwarf VIII, but they all get stuck on a farm instead.

    #261695
    cwickham
    Participant

    BUCKAROOCRACY

    Lister travels back in time to the birth of democracy and replaces it with a game of Buckaroo to decide who rules the country instead.

    #261696
    cwickham
    Participant

    RED DWARF P.I.

    Spin-off series starring Jake Bullet.

    #261697
    cwickham
    Participant

    SPAMULANTS’ REVENGE

    Mobile game based on the “idea for an episode” thread.

    #261698
    cwickham
    Participant

    WHAMULANTS’ REVENGE

    Licensed mobile game starring George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley.

    #261699
    cwickham
    Participant

    RIM-U-LANCE REVENGE

    Mobile game based on the final few minutes of “Stoke Me a Clipper”.

    #261700
    peas_and_corn
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    RED DWARF PI

    Red Dwarf releases a series of shorts, all of which are exactly 3:14 long

    #261701
    Dave
    Participant

    I EARNED THAT PI

    Cwickham complains that another poster has stolen one of his Idea For An Episode titles mere hours after he came up with it.

    #261702
    cwickham
    Participant

    CANDLE IN THE RED

    New version of “Only the Good…” which resolves the cliffhanger by revealing that Elton John turned up to save the day.

    #261703

    BACKWARDS IDEA FOR A EPISODE THREAD

    With time running backwards, it is indeed Cwickham who stole the PI episode title.

    #261704
    Dave
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    I DEAD FOR AN EPISODE

    Craig Charles recalls that one time he played a hologram version of Lister.

    #261705
    Dave
    Participant

    ‘IDEAL’ FOR AN EPISODE

    Johnny Vegas appears in Red Dwarf and… oh no I’m having flashbacks.

    #261706
    Dave
    Participant

    JIMMY NAIL FOR AN EPISODE

    Mr. Nail records a special voiceover for a warning at the start of ‘Polymorph’.

    #261707
    cwickham
    Participant

    I LED FOR AN EPISODE

    Kryten gets a blinking light installed on his chest unit.

    #261708
    cwickham
    Participant

    I LIED FOR AN EPISODE

    Rimmer doesn’t tell the truth.

    #261709
    Dave
    Participant

    OILED FOR AN EPISODE

    Alternative title for Terrorform written on Chris Barrie’s copy of the script.

    #261710
    Dave
    Participant

    UNLINKED FOR AN EPISODE

    The idea for an episode thread links to an empty reply field when accessing it from the frontpage “recent forum posts” section.

    Maybe it’s for the best.

    #261711
    Dave
    Participant

    UNLIKED FOR AN EPISODE

    Alternative title for Timewave etc. etc.

    #261712
    Dave
    Participant

    UNICYCLED FOR AN EPISODE

    Deleted scene from Timeslides involving baguettes.

    #261713
    Dave
    Participant

    RECYCLED FOR AN EPISODE

    Kryten shouting “we have to go!” in The Inquisitor is dubbed into Back To Reality.

    #261714
    Dave
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    RECYCLED FOR SEVERAL EPISODES

    *That* shot of Red Dwarf with the descending music sting proves excellent value for the Dave era.

    #261715
    Dave
    Participant

    I WONDER WHETHER BUMPING THIS ONTO THE NEXT PAGE WILL FIX THE BROKEN FORUM LINK

    No pun intended, or indeed made.

    (Edit: looks like it did.)

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