Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Idea for an episode. Search for: This topic has 9,059 replies, 75 voices, and was last updated 2 days, 8 hours ago by By Jove its holmes. Scroll to bottom Viewing 100 posts - 8,801 through 8,900 (of 9,060 total) 1 2 3 … 88 89 90 91 Author Posts November 26, 2020 at 1:47 pm #263469 evilmorwenParticipant IF YOU SEE SID… TELL HIM WE’RE ON THE 89th PAGE a promotional film from the 1980s about the benefits of shitposting November 26, 2020 at 5:41 pm #263472 cwickhamParticipant BUBLESNATCHER Rimmer steals the credit for all Michael Bublé’s songs. November 26, 2020 at 6:58 pm #263473 Pete Part ThreeParticipant THANKSGIVING FOR THE MEMORY Rimmer decides to create a new holiday, giving thanks for the memory of the sacrifice for the blessing of the harvest. Then he realises that this fulfils much of the same remit as Thanksgiving so gives up on the idea. November 27, 2020 at 12:46 pm #263474 Pete Part ThreeParticipant BLACK FRIDAY IN THE RED Lister pops to the ship’s mall to see whether anything is on offer in the sales. Then he remembers that everyone is dead and everything is available for a five-finger discount. Result! November 27, 2020 at 12:50 pm #263475 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant BLACK FRIDAY TO REALITY Lister heads to the Black Friday sales but Holly snaps him out of it, reminding him they’re just selling him things he wouldn’t have bought anyway so isn’t in fact saving money. November 27, 2020 at 1:21 pm #263476 cwickhamParticipant BLACK FRIDAY TO EARTH Grant Naylor Productions attempts to flog their surplus of Back to Earth DVDs at a discount. November 27, 2020 at 1:26 pm #263477 cwickhamParticipant EMOKOJAK – TELLYMORPH II The Dwarfers encounter a genetically engineered life-form that takes the form of Telly Savalas. Again. November 28, 2020 at 9:17 pm #263479 DaveParticipant HOLLY HOP Holly grows a leg. November 28, 2020 at 9:18 pm #263480 DaveParticipant HOLLY HOP DRIVE Holly grows a leg and jumps in a car. November 28, 2020 at 9:19 pm #263481 DaveParticipant FAITH, HOP AND CHARITY Holly grows a leg, starts his own religion and asks everyone to donate him their spare shoes. November 29, 2020 at 12:11 pm #263482 cwickhamParticipant AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS HOP Holly looks back on the day he grew a leg, and decides it was the best day of his life. November 30, 2020 at 8:34 am #263487 cwickhamParticipant AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS HOPS Holly decides hops are the best ingredient in beer. November 30, 2020 at 8:34 am #263488 cwickhamParticipant AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS UPS Holly names his favourite American parcel delivery service. November 30, 2020 at 9:00 am #263490 By Jove its holmesParticipant HOLLY STROP Normal Lovett gets into another fight with Grant Naylor. November 30, 2020 at 9:08 am #263491 DaveParticipant BACK IN THE HOP When the nanobots recreate Red Dwarf, Holly is delighted to find he has his old leg again. November 30, 2020 at 9:09 am #263492 DaveParticipant HOP IN THE BACK Holly offers to give the crew a lift in his new car. November 30, 2020 at 10:14 am #263493 cwickhamParticipant MATHS IN THE RED PART THIRTY-ONE For some reason, the Dwarfers return to the jungle planet from Maths in the Red Part Twenty-Nine, and are immediately recaptured. This time the chance to escape is different. Kryten, Cat, Lister and Rimmer are all lined up in that order, so each can see the ones in front of him but not the ones behind him; so Kryten can’t see anyone, and Rimmer can see everyone. One hat is placed on each of their heads. Each of the four hats is one of three different colours (red, green and blue), and there is at least one hat of each colour. Each of the Dwarfers, starting with Rimmer at the back and moving forwards so Lister, Cat and Kryten are then asked in that order, are asked the colour of the hat they are wearing. To the GELFs’ amazement, all four of them are able to answer correctly. What arrangement of the hats permits this to be possible without guessing? November 30, 2020 at 7:49 pm #263494 Flap JackParticipant Kryten and Cat’s hats are the same colour, and Lister and Rimmer’s hats are different colours. But the GELF is right to be amazed. December 2, 2020 at 12:20 pm #263495 cwickhamParticipant MATHS IN THE RED PART THIRTY-TWO Ackerman wants to punish all the prisoners by switching all the lights in The Tank on and off at random. The lightswitch for The Tank is in another room, and the lights are currently switched off. There are three other switches next to the lightswitch that don’t do anything. From the room with the switches in it, Ackerman can’t see if the lights are on or off. Ackerman may flip the switches as much as he likes, but when he enters the Tank for the first time, he must be able to say which switch controls the lights without leaving again. (He can’t open the door to the Tank without entering.) How can he determine which switch controls the lights? December 2, 2020 at 6:04 pm #263496 Flap JackParticipant He either flicks the 4 switches different numbers of times, or leaves a noticeable gap between each flick. Then when he enters The Tank (for the first way) he notes whether the lights are currently on, and asks the prisoners how many times the lights came on/turned off before he arrived, or (for the second way) asks them how long ago it was that the light came on. I’m sure they’d be happy to oblige. Well, Rimmer probably would. Backup plan if the prisoners can’t be trusted to talk and tell the truth: Leave switch #1 alone. Flick switches #2 and #3. Wait several minutes. Flick switch #2 off, and switch #4 on. Immediately go into The Tank, and feel one of the lightbulbs. If the lights are off and the bulb is cold, #1 is the light switch. If the lights are off and the bulb is warm, #2 is the light switch. If the lights are on and the bulb is warm, #3 is the light switch. If the lights are on and the bulb is cold, #4 is the light switch. But if the prisoners won’t cooperate, and they can’t be heard making any noise from the switch room in reaction to the light coming on, and either the bulbs are inaccessible or they get hot too quickly or they don’t warm up when turned on at all, then I’m out of solutions. Ackerman can just redundantly use 3 extra switches every time, or contact one of Red Dwarf’s many electricians, or find someone smarter than me to solve this problem, or just not resort to cruel and childish light switch based punishments, jeez. December 2, 2020 at 6:51 pm #263497 DaveParticipant MATHS TO REALITY All of the maths puzzles from MATHS IN THE RED wake up and find that their entire life has been a lie, and they are in fact logic puzzles. December 2, 2020 at 7:05 pm #263498 cwickhamParticipant MATHS IN THE RED PART THIRTY-THREE (13 + 1 + 20 + 8 + 5 + 13 + 1 + 20 + 9 + 3 + 1 + 12) + (18 + 5 + 1 + 19 + 15 + 14 + 9 + 14 + 7) + (16 + 21 + 26 + 26 + 12 + 5 + 26) = (1 + 3 + 20 + 21 + 1 + 12 + 12 + 25) + (19 + 15) + (20 + 8 + 5 + 19 + 5) December 2, 2020 at 7:57 pm #263499 cwickhamParticipant BRIGHTEST BLUE New version of Blue where the Munchkin Song is performed by Ellie Goulding. December 4, 2020 at 7:38 am #263502 DaveParticipant WATT THINGS – I SAID WATT! Rimmer gets frustrated after forgetting what lightbulbs are called. December 4, 2020 at 7:39 am #263503 DaveParticipant HOT THINGS – I SAID HOT! Rimmer asks for his soup to be heated up. December 4, 2020 at 7:39 am #263504 DaveParticipant COT THINGS – I SAID COT! Rimmer orders the Skutters to build a nursery for Jim and Bexley. December 4, 2020 at 7:40 am #263505 DaveParticipant TOT THINGS – I SAID TOT! Arlene Rimmer objectifies the Red Dwarf crew of our universe. December 4, 2020 at 10:11 am #263506 Ian SymesKeymaster MATHS IN THE RED PART THIRTY-THREE (13 + 1 + 20 + 8 + 5 + 13 + 1 + 20 + 9 + 3 + 1 + 12) + (18 + 5 + 1 + 19 + 15 + 14 + 9 + 14 + 7) + (16 + 21 + 26 + 26 + 12 + 5 + 26) = (1 + 3 + 20 + 21 + 1 + 12 + 12 + 25) + (19 + 15) + (20 + 8 + 5 + 19 + 5) 9 + 19 + 23 + 25 + 4 + 20 December 4, 2020 at 11:45 am #263507 KatydidParticipant BUTTER THAN LIFE After secretly milking the Cat, Rimmer markets a brand new butter. These two things are unrelated. December 4, 2020 at 12:26 pm #263508 DaveParticipant POT THINGS – I SAID POT! Rimmer tries to encourage Lister to seal the White Hole. December 4, 2020 at 12:31 pm #263509 DaveParticipant BOT THINGS – I SAID BOT! Rimmer becomes obsessed with people’s buttocks. December 4, 2020 at 2:24 pm #263510 cwickhamParticipant N/A The DNA machine doesn’t come back. December 4, 2020 at 2:57 pm #263511 By Jove its holmesParticipant SAINT PATRICK’S DAY Lister finds out he’s really Irish. The episode parodies both “Father Ted” and “Derry Girls”. It is as shite as it sounds. December 5, 2020 at 11:06 am #263512 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DYE Kryten discovers the secret to why Rimmer’s costume changes colour so often. December 5, 2020 at 11:07 am #263513 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DIET Kryten hides all of Rimmer’s chocolate and booze. December 5, 2020 at 11:08 am #263514 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DINE Kryten makes Rimmer some dinner. December 5, 2020 at 11:09 am #263515 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DIAL Kryten insists that Rimmer only communicate with him by phone. December 5, 2020 at 11:22 am #263516 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DIVIDE Kryten struggles to teach Rimmer basic mathematics. December 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm #263517 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DRY When Rimmer discovers what shirt tails are for, Holly immediately digitally removes his hologrammatic effluence. December 5, 2020 at 1:01 pm #263518 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO FRY Rimmer gets a job in a Fish and Chip shop. December 5, 2020 at 1:03 pm #263519 DaveParticipant IT’S NOT COMMON, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE FOR A HOLOGRAM TO DEIFY Alternative title for The Promised Land that will appear on the 4K boxset. December 5, 2020 at 1:58 pm #263520 Flap JackParticipant THIS IS MY DOME, RIGHT HERE! Due to urgent repairs being needed in the Observation Dome, Kryten tells Rimmer he’ll have to find a different area of Red Dwarf with a hemispherical transparent roof to sulk in. He doesn’t take the news well. December 5, 2020 at 2:00 pm #263521 Flap JackParticipant THIS IS MY TOME, RIGHT HERE! Lister spends half an hour reciting The Book of Smeg to the rest of the crew. December 5, 2020 at 3:13 pm #263522 Flap JackParticipant THIS IS MY COMB, RIGHT HERE! After another accidental M-Corp upgrade, all of The Cat’s hair products become invisible. December 5, 2020 at 3:17 pm #263523 Flap JackParticipant THIS IS MY GNOME, RIGHT HERE! Rimmer persuades everyone to contribute personalised ornaments to the Red Dwarf Botanical Garden, but they can’t seem to find the one placed by Kryten. Exasperated, Kryten points out a remade Archie, placed on its end and wearing a hat and beard. December 5, 2020 at 3:20 pm #263524 Flap JackParticipant THIS IS MY FOAM, LIGHT BEER! With an eye on his health, Lister switches to drinking a variant of Leopard Lager which is lower in fat, but is disappointed by its head to body ratio. December 5, 2020 at 3:27 pm #263525 Flap JackParticipant D.A.T. The Cat teams up with Cardi B to write and perform a song about Crit Cop’s hypothetical wife. December 6, 2020 at 11:27 am #263527 siParticipant F.A.T. Rob Grant’s new Red Dwarf script is an adaptation of his 2006 novel. December 6, 2020 at 1:00 pm #263528 Pete Part ThreeParticipant C&A C&A is a Belgian-German-Dutch chain of fast-fashion retail clothing stores, with European head offices in Vilvoorde, Belgium, and Düsseldorf, Germany. It has retail stores in many European countries. It serves only the largest markets of Asia, North America and South America. C&A’s brands include Angelo Litrico, Avanti, Canda, Clockhouse, Here+There, Palomino, Rodeo (ski and snowboard clothes), Westbury, Yessica, Yessica Pure and, Your Sixth Sense. December 7, 2020 at 11:15 am #263529 RidleyParticipant C&P moar like. December 10, 2020 at 2:14 pm #263556 cwickhamParticipant THANKS EVERMORE MEMORIES The announcement of another Taylor Swift album brings back memories of one of this thread’s most inexplicable running jokes. December 10, 2020 at 4:35 pm #263557 evilmorwenParticipant EVERMORE: FOLKLORE 2 This unnecessary sequel to Folklore features return appearances from the woman whose wedding Taylor Swift ruins in “Speak Now”, and Harry Styles. December 10, 2020 at 4:53 pm #263558 RidleyParticipant G&T Evermore no like? December 11, 2020 at 10:46 am #263562 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant FOLKLORE AND EVERMORE During a global pandemic where the virus has evolved, the entire world hallucinates the manifestation of two brand new Taylor Swift albums at the same time. December 11, 2020 at 10:48 am #263563 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant BACK TO EVERMORE The crew find themselves in a universe where they have to convince Taylor Swift to release another album to ensure their survival. December 11, 2020 at 10:50 am #263564 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant THE PROMISED EVERMORE A cult group of Taylor Swift fans follow her around and worship the ground she walks on, believing she will be their saviour and release another studio album. December 11, 2020 at 1:52 pm #263565 evilmorwenParticipant DAYDREAMS AND NIGHTMARES An experiment with a machine – a Triplicator – that can make duplicates of an object goes wrong, causing Taylor Swift’s record label Big Machine to explode. Taylor Swift escapes but finds the Triplicator has made two copies of in place of the original Big Machine. One of these copies has extracted the “good” qualities of the former vessel, and the other has extracted the “bad” qualities. Swift boards one, first meeting an angelic version of herself, (from the Fearless era), then to the other, meeting her demonic version (from the Reputation era). December 11, 2020 at 1:58 pm #263566 DaveParticipant SOMEBODY, PLEASE – GET ME A TAYLOR When Cat is injured in a Starbug crash and becomes delirious, he insists that a bland but popular and inoffensive early-21st-century popstar be brought to his bedside immediately. December 11, 2020 at 4:41 pm #263567 evilmorwenParticipant FIFTEEN Taylor Swift muses on her life as a teenager, in particular the incident when her best friend,”Porky” Roebuck, led a group of fellow classmates to try and southern barbecue her. December 11, 2020 at 6:59 pm #263568 cwickhamParticipant 1989 Taylor Swift album about the production of Red Dwarf III. December 12, 2020 at 7:15 am #263573 Pete Part ThreeParticipant PARTNERSHIP SWIFT Taylor Swift steps into the triplicator and produces two copies of herself. This allows her to join the weekly game of cards, by pairing up with Lister, Rimmer and the Cat. Kryten is pleased at the sight of this wholesome activity. December 12, 2020 at 7:16 am #263574 Pete Part ThreeParticipant PARTNERSHIP SWIFT NO TRUMPS Donald Trump tries to join in the game. But everyone calls him a worthless cunt so he has a cry. December 12, 2020 at 3:24 pm #263576 cwickhamParticipant MATHS IN THE RED PART THIRTY-FOUR A group of GELFs decide to attack Red Dwarf. They team up with a group of GELFs from a neighbouring galaxy who speak a totally different language to them, so they need an interpreter who speaks both their languages. A third group of GELFs show up, who speak another language neither of the first two speak. This continues until there are 47 different types of GELF, each of whom attack Red Dwarf with ten warriors. Why shouldn’t the Dwarfers be especially worried by the attack? December 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm #263577 DaveParticipant Because they’re all BEGGs and they choke to death immediately. December 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm #263578 cwickhamParticipant The real answer is that there’ll be more than twice as many interpreters as there are warriors but that’s funnier December 17, 2020 at 4:23 pm #263596 KatydidParticipant I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEET Cat’s refuses to listen to Lister’s critique of his new foot fetish novel. December 18, 2020 at 9:25 am #263600 cwickhamParticipant FLEA.N.A. The DNA machine comes back, and turns Lister into a flea. December 18, 2020 at 9:26 am #263601 cwickhamParticipant VIRGIN NA The DNA machine comes back, and turns Lister into a range of sci-fi novels spun off from a cancelled TV show published between 1991 and 1997. December 18, 2020 at 9:26 am #263602 cwickhamParticipant GLEE.N.A. The DNA machine comes back, and turns Lister into a TV show about singing. December 18, 2020 at 12:48 pm #263603 siParticipant Ignore this, it was never here. December 18, 2020 at 12:50 pm #263604 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant FLEA.N.A PART 2 The DNA machine turns Lister into the bassist of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and then proceeds to shit everywhere December 18, 2020 at 12:53 pm #263605 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant PREE.N.A The DNA machine turns Lister in Pree, which gives everyone a double polaroid. December 18, 2020 at 1:01 pm #263606 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant BEEGEE.N.A The DNA machine turns Lister into Robin Gibb December 18, 2020 at 1:34 pm #263613 cwickhamParticipant Ignore this, it was never here. Okay! December 18, 2020 at 2:42 pm #263614 evilmorwenParticipant BEE.N.A. The DNA machine turns Lister into a bee. December 18, 2020 at 4:13 pm #263615 cwickhamParticipant ALICE IN RIMMERWORLD Unproduced 1993 Christmas special that was devised as a way of being able to recycle both sets and props from Rimmerworld and the BBC’s 1986 adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. December 18, 2020 at 4:14 pm #263616 cwickhamParticipant THE NUTSMEGGER Unproduced 1995 Christmas special where Lister goes around hitting people on the head with a nutcracker. December 18, 2020 at 4:15 pm #263617 cwickhamParticipant BACK TO NATIVITY Unproduced 1996 Christmas special where Lister wakes up and realises he is really the son of God. December 18, 2020 at 4:17 pm #263618 cwickhamParticipant A DAVEY LISTER CHRISTMAS Unproduced 1998 Christmas special which would have been animated, and all about Lister going down to the cargo hold to get a Christmas tree and returning with a tiny sapling. Not produced after multiple threats of legal action. December 18, 2020 at 4:18 pm #263619 cwickhamParticipant MILLENNIUM Unproduced 2000 Christmas special where the Dwarfers experience the effects of the Millennium Bug three million years too late. Not produced after threats of legal action from Robbie Williams, who got the wrong end of the stick. December 18, 2020 at 4:20 pm #263620 cwickhamParticipant PANTOMORPH Unproduced 2002 Christmas special where the Dwarfers stage a pantomime using a live polymorph to play all other roles and scenery, but it ends up killing them instead. December 18, 2020 at 4:23 pm #263621 cwickhamParticipant ‘TWAS THE THREE MILLION YEARS BEFORE CHRISTMAS Unproduced 2003 Christmas special which is just Lister reading out the original poem with some words changed after Doug Naylor hurriedly attempted to capitalise on the commission of a new series of Doctor Who. December 18, 2020 at 4:24 pm #263622 cwickhamParticipant THE SMEGMAN Unproduced 2004 Christmas special which parodies The Snowman, the key difference being that the titular character has been constructed entirely from smeg. Not produced on grounds of good taste. December 18, 2020 at 4:25 pm #263623 cwickhamParticipant BODYSNOWER Failed attempt to get Bodysnatcher broadcast on TV as a 2007 Christmas special by just drawing snowflakes on all the storyboards. December 18, 2020 at 4:44 pm #263624 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant THE HOLOGRAM OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Christmas theme remaster to series 2 episode Stasis Leak would have seen sleigh bells added over the opening and closing title music, the date on the wall changed to December 24th, and Santa hats digitally added to all the cast members heads. December 18, 2020 at 5:50 pm #263625 Flap JackParticipant THE SKUTTER CHRISTMAS CAROL Adaptation of the classic Charles Dickens novella ‘A Christmas Carol’ in which most roles are played by Skutters, with only a few key roles played by non-Skutters. Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer as Ebenezer Scrooge Craig Charles as David Lister as Fred Chloë Annett as Kristine Kochanski as Clara Jane Horrocks as Nirvanah Crane as Belle Danny John-Jules as The Cat as The Ghost of Christmas Past Robert Llewellyn as Kryten as The Ghost of Christmas Present David Ross as Talkie Toaster as The Toast of Christmas Future Among the Skutter roles, Bob the Skutter fought hard to play the role of Bob Cratchit (“my name is literally Bob already, come on!”), but was not deemed a good enough actor and was cast as an extra instead. December 18, 2020 at 6:19 pm #263626 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant THE KNIGHT THAT ESCAPED FROM THE AR MACHINE BEFORE CHRISTMAS A stop motion Christmas special starring the Knight from the AR machine in Stoke playing the titular role of Jack in Tim Burton’s festive classic. December 18, 2020 at 6:20 pm #263627 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant DECK THE HALL WITH HEADS OF HOLLY In a lame attempt at decorating, Lister instructs Holly to project himself onto every corridor on the ship. December 18, 2020 at 6:24 pm #263628 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant OUROBORMAS After discovering a nexus like tear in the universe, Lister figures out that he is his own Father Christmas. December 18, 2020 at 6:26 pm #263629 cwickhamParticipant THE HOLLY AND THE IVY Holly meets another computer called Ivy, and learns the true meaning of Christmas. December 18, 2020 at 6:27 pm #263630 cwickhamParticipant RIMMERWORLDFUL CHRISTMASTIME Paul McCartney arrives on Rimmerworld and leads all the Rimmers in a rendition of his well-known Christmas song. December 18, 2020 at 6:28 pm #263631 cwickhamParticipant WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME² The two Rimmers have a furious argument over Stevie Wonder songs whilst Cat eats all the turkey. December 18, 2020 at 6:29 pm #263632 cwickhamParticipant I SAW MOMMY QUEEGING SANTA CLAUS Holly travels back in time to replace Santa Claus with his alter ego. December 18, 2020 at 6:30 pm #263633 cwickhamParticipant SMEGGING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE Everyone has too many prunes for Christmas lunch. December 18, 2020 at 7:42 pm #263634 RidleyParticipant CHRISTMAS CAROL, NEXT CORPSE, PLEASE Following the radiation leak, a JMC Health Secretary opens the stasis booths on Christmas Day so any crew members undergoing punishment get to see their colleagues over the holiday. December 18, 2020 at 9:17 pm #263635 cwickhamParticipant D.N.ADVENT Unproduced 1991 Christmas special where the DNA machine comes back, and turns Lister into 24 squares of chocolate. December 18, 2020 at 9:24 pm #263636 cwickhamParticipant FATHERS AND SOVEREIGNS Unproduced 2013 Christmas special where Lister discovers his real father is King Herod. December 18, 2020 at 9:26 pm #263637 cwickhamParticipant A CURED MASS CAROL Deeply ill-advised unproduced 2019 Christmas special where the Dwarfers build millions of copies of the android version of Hitler and send them back in time to try and get the real Hitler to change his ways. December 18, 2020 at 9:37 pm #263638 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant STAY ANOTHER LAST DAY East 17 top the charts at Christmas with a song about Kryten potentially being switched off. December 18, 2020 at 9:40 pm #263639 q u i n n _ d r u m m e rParticipant IM DREAMING OF A WHITE MIDGET CHRISTMAS At the news of a Red Dwarf Christmas special, fans hope White Midget will heavily feature. Author Posts Viewing 100 posts - 8,801 through 8,900 (of 9,060 total) 1 2 3 … 88 89 90 91 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In