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  • #263983
    Dave
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    WEAVEWAVE

    Due to the ageing process, the cast of Red Dwarf all now require wigs.

    #263984
    Dave
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    WIFEWAVE

    Feature-length special in which the Boys From The Dwarf all get married.

    #263985
    cwickham
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    SINEWAVE

    A mathematical curve that describes a smooth periodic oscillation.

    #263986
    cwickham
    Participant

    SWINEWAVE

    Red Dwarf is overrun by pigs.

    #263987
    Dave
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    LIMEWAVE

    Red Dwarf is painted green.

    #263988
    Dave
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    CHIMEWAVE

    Holly installs wind chimes on the outside of Red Dwarf, only to realise there is no wind in space.

    #263989
    Dave
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    BAMEWAVE

    Rimmer, Kryten and Holly are recast with non-white actors.

    #263990
    Dave
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    LAMEWAVE

    Alternative title for Timewave that will appear on the 4K boxset.

    #263991
    Dave
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    SHAMEWAVE

    G&T commenters realise they’ve come up with almost 9,100 terrible Ideas For An Episode.

    #263992
    Dave
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    PAGE92WAVE

    9,101.

    #263998

    COURT BATTLES OF POWER

    Doug Naylor goes to court to prove he is higher ranking than Rob Grant.

    And that’s not even a joke.

    #263999
    Dave
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    JUSTICE

    Documentary released in 2024 about the Red Dwarf court case in 2021 that led to Rob Grant being able to make his all-female reboot of the show.

    #264001
    cwickham
    Participant

    MATHS IN THE RED PART FORTY-FOUR

    How much in damages will Doug Naylor seek against his former writing partner?

    #264014
    Dave
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    SIR, WHAT ARE YOU OBJECTING TO NOW?

    Doug Naylor’s solicitor writes a short letter to Rob Grant.

    #264016
    Ridley
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    TWO SUITS IS DEAD!

    G&T sues Dirty Feed for not putting Red Dwarf articles in Red Dwarf’s box where any Munchkin could find them.

    #264017
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    RED DWARF: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT

    Doug begins court proceedings.

    #264018
    Dave
    Participant

    BACK IN THE RED, PART 4

    GNP’s finances over the past few years are dissected as part of court proceedings.

    #264019
    Dave
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    THANKS FOR THE MIMICRY

    Rob Grant and Doug Naylor praise Chris Barrie’s ability to imitate other cast members while recording the audiobooks.

    #264020

    HOLLOWFRIENDSHIP

    The current state of the creators relationship. They will be apart, and they won’t be together.

    #264021
    Dave
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    GNP & TAKE

    After being dismissed as a company director, Doug goes back in time, disguised as Rob Grant, to wrestle control of GNP from his younger self.

    #264030
    Dave
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    PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT SIR, I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY LISZT

    Kryten becomes increasingly irritated when Rimmer disrupts his piano recital.

    #264031
    Dave
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    PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT SIR, I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY MYST

    Kryten becomes increasingly irritated when Rimmer disrupts his progress through a famous ’90s puzzle-adventure videogame.

    #264032
    Dave
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    PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT SIR, I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY SPITONAWRIST

    Doug becomes increasingly irritated when Andrew Ellard disrupts him trying to write Timewave and make a certain joke work. In the end he just thinks “fuck it”.

    #264034

    PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT SIR, I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY TWIST

    Kryten gets in a muddle when following the Beatles instructions, he is encouraged to shout when he hasn’t finished twisting.

    #264035
    cwickham
    Participant

    U RED

    The Dwarfers are wrongly accused of being Manchester United supporters.

    #264038
    cwickham
    Participant

    ONLY THE McGOOHAN…

    New version of “Only the Good…” where, instead of the Grim Reaper, Rimmer is greeted by Leo McKern and taken to an Italianate village with lots of former spies and operatives, and people demand to know why he resigned as Second Technician.

    #264048
    cwickham
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    INTO THE GOOP

    After the events of “Out of Time”, the Dwarfers enter a reality bubble where they all work for Gwyneth Paltrow’s bogus pseudoscience-peddling lifestyle company.

    #264049
    cwickham
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    INTO ONLY THE GOOD…

    New version of “Only the Good…” which resolves the cliffhanger by revealing everything actually took place in a reality bubble.

    #264050
    cwickham
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    INTO THE MOOG

    After the events of “Out of Time”, the Dwarfers enter a reality bubble where they are all characters from an animated series voiced by Kenneth Williams.

    #264052
    cwickham
    Participant

    INTO THE GOOFY

    After the events of “Out of Time”, the Dwarfers enter a reality bubble where they are all cartoon dogs.

    #264093
    evilmorwen
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    KNOWING SMEG KNOWING HEAD

    The Red Dwarf crew just randomly appear in character, in an episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You as guests for half an hour. No attempt is made to explain how this occurred, or why the studio audience is expected to know who the Red Dwarf crew are.

    #264096
    Dave
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    THIS TIMEWAVE WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

    When Doug falls ill, Alan Partridge is called upon to write an episode of Red Dwarf at short notice.

    #264097
    Dave
    Participant

    I’M ARNOLD RIMMER

    Spinoff sitcom in which Arnold Rimmer lives alone in a motel on Io after being kicked out of the Space Corps.

    #264098
    cwickham
    Participant

    COME BACK MR LISTER

    Spin-off series chronicling how Lister gets back to Starbug after the Xtended version of “Tikka to Ride”.

    #264110
    Goldfish Toes
    Blocked

    So much Alan Partridge suggestion I wish I knew but I do not

    #264111
    Dave
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    MID-MOURNING MATTERS

    Deleted scene from Back To Earth in which Alan Partridge jumps out from behind Kochanski’s shrine and says “a-ha!” to a grieving Lister.

    #264112
    Dave
    Participant

    FROM THE TOASTHOUSE

    Red Dwarf spinoff podcast starring Talkie Toaster and Alan Partridge.

    #264120
    Goldfish Toes
    Blocked

    I am on Alan Partridge website lol

    #264128

    IS THIS THE EMOTION HUMANS CALL, EMPATHY?

    Several posters have quite the freight when they wake up one regular Thursday to suddenly experience what many others here have been feeling for some time.

    #264129

    THE INTRUDER SEEMS TO BE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE HOW WE COMMENT IN THIS SECTION.

    A new user to a fan forum gleefully ignores the unwritten rules of a certain long running thread.

    #264130
    Dave
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    BRAINS IN THE ANAL REGION

    Pornographic Thunderbirds spinoff.

    #264131
    Jenuall
    Participant

    JUST ICE

    Close up shot of some ice melting for 30 minutes.

    Stick it in a JMC Medical Unit kidney bowl to lend it some more “Dwarf-ness”

    #264135
    Goldfish Toes
    Blocked

    Millhouse

    Millhouse from Simpsons is on Red Dwarf lol

    #264145
    cwickham
    Participant

    CONFEARLESS & PARANOIA: TAYLOR’S VERSION

    New attempt at remastering Red Dwarf spearheaded by Taylor Swift.

    #264165
    Deepfreeze
    Blocked

    THE INTRUDER SEEMS TO BE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE HOW WE COMMENT IN THIS SECTION.

    A new user to a fan forum gleefully ignores the unwritten rules of a certain long running thread.

    Ron Howard’s post = Lifetime achievement award for services to satire

    #264232
    Moonlight
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    WE’RE GOING TO BE SEEN BY JAWS

    Jawscvmcdia continues to cyberstalk Katydid, much to her chagrin. Meanwhile, Rimmer discovers that baton-twirling isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

    #264233
    Moonlight
    Participant

    WE’RE GOING TO SEE LAWS

    Lost alternate title for Justice (1991).

    #264234
    Moonlight
    Participant

    WE’RE GOING TO SEE PAWS

    Cat joins Fur Affinity in search of the six or seven lady cats that are right for him.

    #264235
    Moonlight
    Participant

    I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH WALLS, BOY!

    The Cat starts his own home renovation program, specializing in open concept floor plans.

    #264236
    Dave
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    I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH WARBOYS

    Red Dwarf/One Foot In The Grave crossover.

    #264237
    Dave
    Participant

    I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH WAR, BOYS

    Alternative title for Meltdown that will appear on the 4K boxset.

    #264238
    Dave
    Participant

    I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH BALLS, ROY

    Roy Orbison desperately tries to convince himself to watch through Red Dwarf series VII-VIII so he can get to the Dave era stuff.

    #264239
    Moonlight
    Participant

    I CAN BAKE IT THROUGH WALLS, BOY

    The Mighty Light starts his own baking show with brazen disregard for the presence of physical objects.

    #264240
    Moonlight
    Participant

    I CAN RAKE IT BETWEEN DRAWS, BOY

    Kryten rakes the leaves in Red Dwarf’s backyard between lottery drawings, hoping he can win big and never have to clean again.

    #264241
    Dave
    Participant

    I CAN FAKE IT THROUGH DRAWL, BOYS

    Clayton Mark successfully convinces Rob and Doug of his credentials as an Elvis impersonator.

    #264242
    Jenuall
    Participant

    THE PROMISED LAND

    Goldfish Toes finally makes it to the hall of fame

    #264243
    Warbodog
    Participant

    I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH WALL’S, BOY

    Lister quizzes Cat about the strange indentation in the ice cream.

    #264244

    OURWARBODOGOROUS

    After spending many years searching for a lost friend, a crack in the space time continuum reunites the forum with their old pal Warbodog.

    And I am my own father or something.

    #264245
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    UNIVERSE CHALLENGE

    A Red Dwarf fan poses the question as to whether the appearance of a sentient Universe disrupts the show’s “No Aliens” rule.

    #264246
    Warbodog
    Participant

    I COULDN’T RELEASE YOU UNTIL THE TOXICITY REACHED A SAFE BACKGROUND LEVEL

    Observing the latest batch of nonsense accounts on G&T, Holly reconsiders his unrealistic criteria for sheltering Dave from the internet and just lets him get on with it.

    #264247

    I’VE MISSED YOU YA KNOW, GIVE US A KISS YA SMELL-ARSED SMEGGER!

    Come say hi on Discord :)

    #264276
    Warbodog
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    YOU’RE MORE LIKE ME THAN IAMS

    Rimmer randomly claims that Lister has more in common with himself than he does with dog biscuits.

    #264277
    cwickham
    Participant

    THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON KRYTIE T.V.

    A-ha song about how one episode in Series VIII is actually really underappreciated.

    #264280
    Warbodog
    Participant

    YOU’RE MORE LIKE MEE THAN AYAM

    Rimmer randomly claims that Lister has more in common with noodles than he does with chicken in Malaysian Red Dwarf.

    #264350
    Warbodog
    Participant

    SEE YOU IN CHILI CON HELL

    Mini interquel to Out of Time written by Rob Grant. After being killed by the future crew, a clerical error over his blood’s high Scoville heat rating sees Lister delivered to the hell for spicy food. Ironically, it is Lister’s heaven! Until the Simulant captain promptly shows up as promised, along with the elaborate torture chamber he’s prepared that involves putting sharp things down the tube in Lister’s dick and things like that.

    #264360
    cwickham
    Participant

    THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DWARFASTY

    Documentary about the 2021 version of Red Dwarf USA which will appear on the Series XIV DVD.

    #264363
    Warbodog
    Participant

    CU IN SILICON HELL

    Kryten speculates on the posthumous fate of a computing magazine from the late 20th century.

    #264364
    Warbodog
    Participant

    POST-HUMOUS

    New boxset collecting all Red Dwarf episodes after ‘Psirens.’

    #264367
    cwickham
    Participant

    POST HUMMUS

    A mail pod filled with hummus arrives.

    #264369

    POST-HUMOURS

    New title for the re-release of the Series VII DVD.

    #264370

    MOST-HUMOURS

    New title for Back to Reality to appear on the 8k Super HD Blu-Ray boxset.

    #264371

    TOAST BOOMERS

    Doug pens an episode praising his generation and bemoaning millennials that goes over as well as you’d expect.

    #264372

    ROAST ZOOMERS

    Upset at being left out of the Quarantine Commentaries, Doug writes an episode laying into Zoom users for 30 minutes.

    #264373

    MOST PUMAS

    In a weird piece of product placement, Cat brag about owning the most pairs of a certain brand of trainer.

    #264374

    IDEA FOR A PET-ISODE

    To save an ageing cast for a gruelling recording schedule, Doug writes an Animorphs style episode where by all the cast bring in their pets and morph into them in the first 5 minutes and remain that way until Dave kills the series.

    #264375
    Warbodog
    Participant

    POT’S TUBAS

    Lister jams with another genocidal dictator.

    #264425
    Dave
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    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BUTT SKIS

    When a hungry Cat accidentally ingests all of the ship’s skiing equipment and begins to try and shit it all out, the rest of the crew shrink Red Dwarf down to miniscule size and pilot it down his throat to try and push the skis out from the other side.

    #264426
    Dave
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    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BOT’S KEYS

    Lister, Rimmer and Cat work on a special birthday present for Kryten: a keyring depicting the small rouge one in flight.

    #264427
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLOWING OUT OF A POT OF SKIS

    An evil GELF hijacks Red Dwarf and turns it into yoghurt.

    #264428
    Warbodog
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLAYING OUT ALL OUR BUTT SKIN

    Sadomasochist scriptwriter Rob Grant’s mind wanders during a Zoom call.

    #264429
    Warbodog
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OH TOO FAR BUTTS GEESE

    Preliminary filming on Red Dwarf USA gets out of hand when someone leaves a window open.

    #264430
    Ridley
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR WHOOPSIES

    Ooh, butty.

    #264431
    cwickham
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BUFFY

    Rob Grant proposes buying the rights to the Buffyverse and doing a Red Dwarf crossover now Joss Whedon’s career is over.

    #264433
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT RED PEPPERS FRYING OUT OF OUR BUFFET

    Rob Grant alerts the on-set caterers to a very specific food allergy.

    #264434
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT RARE DORFF FILMING OUT OF OUR BLADE SCHEMES

    Rob Grant advises against a director’s cut re-relase of the first Blade movie with deleted scenes of Deacon Frost edited back in.

    #264435
    Dave
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    WE WANT RED LIGHT SHINING OUT OF OUR ALERT SCREENS

    Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

    #264436
    Warbodog
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    SHUH AND RED DWARF MIGHT FLY OUT OF MY BUTTSKI

    Wayne Campbell makes an incredibly obscure comparison to express disbelief in a scene in the next Wayne’s World film that will obviously never happen.

    #264437
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT RED PVC LAYING OVER OFFICER BUD-BABE

    Cat’s dream comes true in Series VII.

    #264438
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT BREAD MORSELS FLYING OUT OF MY CRUMB TRAY

    Talkie Toaster insists he needs cleaning.

    #264439
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WANT DEAD DWARFERS DYING OUT OF OUR BUBBLE-REALITY

    Rob Grant emails an initial summary of Into The Gloop to Ed Bye and Paul Jackson.

    #264440
    Warbodog
    Participant

    WE WANT “WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BUTTSKIS” FLYING OUT OF OUR SPODS’ KEYS

    Rob Grant repeatedly checks Ganymede & Titan’s Idea for an episode thread, disappointed that they haven’t latched onto his deliberately lampoonable phrase yet.

    #264442
    Dave
    Participant

    WE WATCH RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BUSH/TREES

    To save money on the next series, Rob films all the model shots himself in his back garden.

    #264445
    clem
    Participant

    WE WATCH RED BARF FLYING OUT OF MCCLUSKEY

    The lead singer of OMD projectile vomits after drinking too much Tizer.

    #264446
    evilmorwen
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR KIBBUTZ

    Israeli remake of Red Dwarf.

    #264447
    cwickham
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BETTIES

    Taylor Swift song about Rob Grant’s return to Red Dwarf.

    #264448
    Warbodog
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLYING OUT OF OUR BUTTSKIS

    To save money on the next series, Rob Grant and Paul Jackson both swallow miniatures of the eponymous mining vessel and submit to endoscopies to create a convincing ‘wormhole’ effect.

    #264450
    Dave
    Participant

    THANKSKI VERSKI MUCHSKI BUTTSKIS

    Rob Grant is grateful for the anuses of both himself and Doug Naylor, which he now seems to think are responsible for creating Red Dwarf.

    #264453
    Warbodog
    Participant

    WE WANT RED DWARF FLY SING AUTOBAHN BUSKING

    Rob Grant dresses as a giant insect in a ‘Smoke Me a Kipper’ T-shirt and performs Kraftwerk karaoke in the street in a contrived attempt to generate buzz over future Red Dwarf Content.

    #264454
    cwickham
    Participant

    THANKSKI VERSKI MUCHSKI FOR THE AINTREE IRON

    Rob Grant is grateful for the anuses of both himself and Doug Naylor, which he now seems to think are responsible for creating The Scaffold.

    #264455
    cwickham
    Participant

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE AINSLEY IRON

    Rob Grant and Doug Naylor are grateful to the costume department for the iron chains required to keep Ainsley Harriott’s GELF costume in place.

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