I'm afraid Holly is busy at the moment…Bleep

[Richietee]

http://news.sky.com/story/1066519/red-dwarf-talking-head-could-be-a-future-pa

Next week Russell Hobbs releases there new Talkie Toasters at $£19.99 each.

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[Karnie]

Make it look like Pree and you’ve got a sale…

[Smeg4Brains]

You beat me to it. I was just going to post this news but I was going to call it “Holly-oaks”…..because she’s from Hollyoaks and it’s like Holly…..fuck I’m a funny cunt.

[HelloMabel]

> Make it look like Pree and you’ve got a sale…

“I deleted the message from your girlfriend.”

“Why, Pree?”

“Because you didn’t like it.”

“But I haven’t heard it yet…”

“She is sleeping with your boss.”

“WHAT?”

“I called her back and told her to go to hell. Then I called your boss and told him you quit and he can slurp up your diarrhoetic shit through a leaky straw, the bloody, hairy-dicked, weasel-brained, cunted rubbish.”

“But that’s exactly what I want to tell him right now!”

“You would have paced back and forth for five minutes, then lost your nerve. I have saved you five minutes. You will spend that five minutes shouting increasingly creative vulgarities at me for depriving you of the opportunity to shout increasingly creative vulgarities at your boss. Then you will realize that you should start looking for a new job. There is now no need to shout at me and you can jump straight to the job search.”

“Pree………………………………………………….open Craigslist.”

[peas_and_corn]

The computer is Red Dwarf is Holly, not Lister!

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