Is this still the opening line?!

[Moonlight]

Many Red Dwarf quotes definitely work as pick-up lines. For example…

“Polish my sword of spite as a punishment for your idiocy” – a dominator

Made a joke in the Discord, quinn suggested I make it a thread. Blame him.

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[clem]

“Make my breakfast.”

[Moonlight]

Response to a pick-up line:

“Not THIS pussy!”

[Unrumble]

“Do you know how many times in my entire life I made love?” 

[Dave]

[Unrumble]

[Ian Symes]

“I’ve got to get out the smeg hammer.”

[Dave]

[Warbodog]

“Swivel on it, punk.”

[Frank Smeghammer]

“I’ve got to get out the smeg hammer.”

[Ridley]

“Get your hanging rope now while there’s still some left! Wahey!”

[Flap Jack]

[Ian Symes]

[Nick R]

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[RainbowGazelle]

[Unrumble]

[Ian Symes]

[Moonlight]

[Dave]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[clem]

[clem]

[Ian Symes]

[Dave]

[Moonlight]

[International Debris]

[Flap Jack]

[clem]

[Warbodog]

[Stephen Abootman]

[Formica]

[Unrumble]

[Unrumble]

[Unrumble]

[International Debris]

[loadoftottnumb]

Well now I can see why dogs lick their testicles. 

Sorry 

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Flap Jack]

[Unrumble]

[Ian Symes]

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[Jonathan Capps]

[Ian Symes]

[Dave]

[Author]

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