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  • #226925
    clem
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    Just spotted this on the EPG. For at least the third time (see http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/news/2013/02/08/mastermind/), Red Dwarf is somebody’s specialist subject on this Friday’s edition.

    #226928
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I have the answers, if anyone wants a cheat-sheet.

    1. Smeg
    2. 2X4B
    3. Taiwan Tony
    4. Well, it probably is de ja vu. It sounds like it.
    5. He hits his penis with a hammer
    6. Cunt
    7. I’ve always had a bit of a blind spot for sevens.
    8. He’s raped in a cupboard
    9. Ian Symes
    10. Well, it probably is de ja vu. it sounds like it.
    11. It goes up his bottom and he does a face.
    12. His football was confiscated
    13. It’s just a really odd way of lifting up a vending machine.
    14. Rob Llewellyn
    15. Homophobia
    16. She falls out of an airlock because she’s a silly woman.
    17. No, it was already a shit episode by that point anyway
    18. Bobby Moore
    19. Archie, his runaway penis.
    20. Ed Bye everybody

    #226929
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Whenever anybody mentions Mastermind all I can think of is Bill Bailey’s jaunty upbeat alternative theme for the show.

    #226930
    Dave
    Participant

    It’s the Two Ronnies sketch for me.

    #226932
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I think of an old evil-looking fellow with a dyed goatee, with a Chinese woman slouching behind him.

    #226934
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    I think of that quiz show on BBC 2

    #226935
    Ridley
    Participant

    >alternative theme

    Remastermind

    #226937
    flanl3
    Participant

    Ha I get it Ian it’s like ha that old box for lol the game Mastermind ha lol

    #227004
    si
    Participant

    I forgot to watch. Save me looking on iPlayer – how hard were the questions, and how many did they get right?

    #227005
    cwickham
    Participant

    They weren’t that hard (included “what was the title of the first episode” and “who took over from Norman Lovett”), and he didn’t get any wrong. Included a couple of XI questions.

    #227006

    Just watched it. That was staggeringly easy.

    #227008
    flanl3
    Participant

    What color is Red Dwarf?

    #227009
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Rouge.

    #227010
    Dave
    Participant

    “What series number is Back To Earth?”

    #227015
    flanl3
    Participant

    Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

    #227036
    Dave
    Participant

    Question 1: What would Red Dwarf have been like if it had started in 1998 instead of 1988?

    #227042
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Question 2: Who played Kryten (played by Robert Llewellyn)

    #227045
    flanl3
    Participant

    Question 3: Why haven’t we combined three questions into one?

    #227048
    cwickham
    Participant

    Question 4: Should Red Dwarf have continued after Series VI?

    #227050
    Dave
    Participant

    Question 5: What was the real reason for Rob and Doug’s breakup?

    #227051
    Dax101
    Participant

    Question 6: Which is the Favourite of Red Dwarf among the fans? they said Krytie TV but the answer was Timewave.

    The Mastermind episode is now on Youtube btw

    #227055
    Ridley
    Participant

    Question VII: Nothing else less to burn?

    #227056
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    question: no

    #227058
    flanl3
    Participant

    Question VIII: Would you like any toast?

    #227059
    flanl3
    Participant

    Question X: What are all the series of Red Dwarf?

    #227060
    flanl3
    Participant

    12. His football was confiscated

    Can someone please explain where this joke came from? Thanks

    #227070
    Hamish
    Participant

    Question XI: how was the Series VIII cliffhanger resolved?

    #227077
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >Can someone please explain where this joke came from? Thanks

    Multiple tellings of an anecdote in various documentaries (first one I can recall is the A-Z but it may have turned up sooner somewhere).

    #227083
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Commentaries for every series he’s in, as well.

    #227142
    Ridley
    Participant

    Norm’s post-Dwarf tell-all

    It’s in there somewhere.

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