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  • #221668
    Jawscvmcdia
    Participant

    Should I have continued reading the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

    Discuss.

    #221671
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I think you should have combined three people’s opinions into one though.

    #221672
    Ridley
    Participant

    Yeah, why did you combine three separate people’s opinions into one though?

    #221677
    cwickham
    Participant

    Should three separate people’s opinions have continued after being combined into one?

    #221682
    Dave
    Participant

    What would three separate people’s opinions have looked like if they were combined into one in 1997 instead of 1987?

    #221685
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Why did you have three separate people’s opinions under a cloche?

    #221686
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    So what is it?

    #221688
    clem
    Participant

    BUTTER

    #221729
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    SMEG

    But seriously though why did you combine them?

    #221756
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Only joking!

    #221757
    bloodteller
    Participant

    i’ve never seen it before, no-one has, but i’m guessing it’s 3 separate people’s opinions combined into one.

    #221758
    cwickham
    Participant

    A *separate* opinion?

    #221760
    Ridley
    Participant

    Christ almighty. We’re in the middle of a new Jawscvmcdia thread. Do we need three separate opinions about the merits of Series VIII right now?

    #221762
    MANI506
    Participant

    What a very strange day.

    #221764
    Dave
    Participant

    Wait… Are you trying to tell me it’s three separate people’s opinions combined into one?

    #221765
    Phil
    Participant

    I nominate this thread for three separate Halls of Fame status.

    #221766

    Only joking!

    #221770
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >Should I have continued

    God, no.

    #221788
    Katydid
    Participant

    I nominate this Cloche for Hall of Butter status

    #221793
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    I, a separate person, nominate this thread for another person’s opinion.

    #221794
    bloodteller
    Participant

    39436175880932/B? “All users attending the forum are only allocated one opinion?” Is that entirely relevant sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger and you’re worried about Jawscvmcdia bringing three separate opinions.

    #221795
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Always the way, isn’t it? You hang around G&T years and you don’t see one seperate opinion. Then, all of a sudden, three all turn up at once.

    #221797
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    You’re all absolute slags

    #221800
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    What I’m saying Jawscvmcdia is, it’s better to have loved and lost than to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.

    Anything’s better than combining three separate people’s opinions into one.

    #221801
    Dave
    Participant

    We’ve adapted the forum discussion. Only now, the resulting opinions are split three ways, so as well as receiving the original opinion we also get two other separate ones combined with it.

    #221802
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    If I cut off my separate opinion and leave it behind, can I take three?

    #221803

    If we shut down all non-essential system Holly says we should be able to sustain 3 separate opinions. Problem is Rimmer has hidden them all.

    #221804
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Now I know that strictly speaking that’s three separate people’s opinions, but they were such big ones I thought they were worth combining into one.

    #221805
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Now I know that strictly speaking that’s three separate people’s opinions, but they were such big ones I thought they were worth combining into one.

    #221806
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Six separate people’s opinions?

    #221807
    Phil
    Participant

    See you in ten separate opinions?

    #221808

    History tells us that an opinion and opinion and an opinion is a very bad mix

    #221809
    Dave
    Participant

    If only we had three separate people’s opinions, then at least we could form an equilateral triangle.

    #221813
    Phil
    Participant

    -Do you know what happens when a dinosaur has eaten cow vindaloo, then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by…

    -Oh god, it didn’t.

    -It didn’t what, Lister?

    -It didn’t combine three separate people’s opinions into one, did it?

    #221816
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    We’ve adapted the matter paddle. Only now the returning signal is split three ways, so as well as receiving the original opinion we also get two identical copies.

    #221818

    To my darling Candy,

    All opinions within this thread are three peoples combined into one and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

    #221821
    Ridley
    Participant

    There’s no crime! The first night we were here, Jawscvmcdia jumped us and forced three separate opinions as one into my thread at knifepoint!

    #221822
    bloodteller
    Participant

    I’ve come to warn you, after three separate opinions you’ll be dead!
    Will I really?
    Yes, unless you do something about it now.
    Well, what do you suggest, combining them into one?

    #221825
    flanl3
    Participant

    RIMMER: Maybe, maybe, OK? Breaking your leg hurts like hell, OK? “Hell.” They do it below the knee, “low.” “Hel-lo,” gettit? They do it twice — twice, “two.” “Hello to.” And the jigsaw must mean “you.” Combine those three opinions into one, you get “Hello to you.”
    CAT: I wouldn’t like to be around when one of these suckers is making a speech!

    #221828

    Everyone has something to bring to this discussion, but right now I think the thing you should bring is three peoples opinions combined into one.

    #221830
    Dave
    Participant

    Sirs – the altercation with our future selves caused dimensional anomalies which have combined three separate opinions into one. We should ascertain that the new opinion is stable.

    #221833
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    Don’t give me any of that three opinions crap, it’s too early in the morning

    #221834
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    That’s me there. Those are my brothers: John, Frank and Howard. God, we were close. “The Four Separate People’s Opinions Combined Into One” we used to call ourselves. Well, “The Three Separate People’s Opinions Combined Into One” actually, they always made me be Jawscvmcdia.

    #221837
    bloodteller
    Participant

    -Forum Post History of Jawscvmcdia. That should be good for a couple of hours.

    -Three days without opinions, and the walls of civilization come tumbling down!

    -What d’you mean?

    -They say that every society is only three separate opinions away from revolution. And it’s true, isn’t it? You haven’t had an opinion for a couple of days, and you’ve turned into a barbarian.

    -I’m just combining them into one!

    #221840
    Phil
    Participant

    Kryten: All systems check. The opinions of three separate people are combined into one as normal.

    Jawscvmcdia: The four opinions! There’s four separate people!

    #221841

    I was living and working in the United States when three separate peoples opinions were combined into one. And it wasn’t until 2016 or 2017, on a return to the UK, when browsing the web one night, I came in the middle of this thread, clearly a science fiction thread, and at once to my horror and outrage saw what I thought was a rip off of three separate peoples opinions.

    I was already reaching for the telephone to call my lawyer when something happened that made me laugh. And it was something that certainly wouldn’t have happened on another websites forum. SO I left the telephone where it was and I went on reading, and I think within a few moments I had got what the thread was, and I was laughing all the time.

    For me, made it then and what continues to make this thread so appealing, is that at times it comes to close to my opinion, even if it is three separate peoples opinions combined into one and so delightfully makes a mockery of the kinds of opinions I have. I sometimes wish we could combine different opinions all the time.

    #221843
    Katydid
    Participant

    I seriously nominate this thread for Hall of Fame Status. Maybe three if there’s time.

    #221844
    Ridley
    Participant

    We don’t appear in threads where people think it’s amusing to drop drei getrennte Meinungen on members of the forum.

    *crushed by combined one*

    #221845
    flanl3
    Participant

    I feel like this thread has been derailed some. We still haven’t answered the original question – why DID you combine three separate opinions into one?

    #221849
    Dave
    Participant

    I think this thread calls for two hours W. O. O.

    With. Out. Opinions!

    That’ll teach you to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.

    #221856
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I think Ian wins.

    #221857
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I think all three opinions are right, except me. So just forget I combined them into one, okay?

    #221858

    Either give us access to the three people’s opinions we require, or be prepared to have them combined into one.

    #221859
    bloodteller
    Participant

    -Rimmer, you’ve been combining opinions for eight years. How come you’re so utterly useless?

    -Oh, speaks! And how many separate opinions have you combined in your entire life? The same number as Jawscvmcdia the forum poster: three!

    #221860
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Look you can’t trust his separate opinion he’s got no anger. He’s a total dork!

    Good point. Let’s take that on board, shall we? Do two other people have anything they want to bring to combine with this opinion? perhaps over tea and biscuits?

    #221861
    Jawscvmcdia
    Participant

    Should I have continued reading this thread after continuing to read the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

    #221862
    Jawscvmcdia
    Participant

    Should I have continued reading this thread after continuing to read the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

    #221864

    > two other people have anything they

    Looking for an acronym to repeat the CLITORIS gag, I can only find TOPHAT which is not rude enough; sorry.

    #221866
    flanl3
    Participant

    Consuming Large Ideal Three-Opinion sets and Regurgitating them In one Single opinion.

    It’s about as much of a stretch as the original.

    #221867
    Ridley
    Participant

    Combining a Less Incriminating Trifecta of Opinions Regurgitated In Singular

    #221869
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Why did you combine three people’s Clitorides into one separate, still difficult to find, opinion?

    P.S. Having just discovered the word Clitorides as a legit alternative plural of Clitoris,
    (Vocab i sadly never needed in connection with any seed needing warrior maidens previous to this joke) I now can’t stop shouting in a very loud White Hole Inspired celebration lister voice…

    “She Clitoridessss!!!!”

    #221873

    THREE separate opinions! And a strange man with funny teeth!

    #221877
    Nick R
    Participant

    Kryten 2X4B 523separateopinionsP

    #221878
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I’ve been aro-

    Lister, have you ever combined three separate people’s opinions into one? No? Shut up and push the trolley.

    #221879
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Dear Carol McCauley,
    Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness
    Your hair is like a golden waterfall
    Plus, those short skirts you wear make me combine three separate opinions into one

    #221880

    Lister to Red Dwarf … the intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have 3 separate opinions combined into one, in the munitions cabinet.

    #221881
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Stay back Pete Tranter’s Sister, I know what you want. It’s pink and it’s moist and it’s in my head, and that’s where it’s staying!

    You know what you want. You want to squeeze my three separate opinions together, to make one juicy giant opinion.

    #221883
    Nick R
    Participant

    There’s no death here. You start off dead, you have a funeral, then you come to life! As each year passes you get younger and younger until you become a newborn baby. Then you go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, and so on, until eventually we combine three separate opinions into one glorious whole!

    #221884
    Dave
    Participant

    The fourth opinion (which was much less intelligent than the first three combined into one) stowed away in Jawscvmcdia’s next thread – where it died of old age many years later.

    #221915
    flanl3
    Participant

    HOLLY: You’ve got your basic dimensions, right, length, breadth, depth, and time. The fifth dimension is co-existing realities, three separate opinions which share the same space but are unaware of having been combined into one.
    RIMMER: Sounds like my parents in bed.

    #221923
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Hey, I want to settle down! And as soon as I find the right small group of viewpoints, the three separate opinions combined into one who are right for me, my wandering days are over, buddy.

    #221925
    Colorband
    Member

    We have enough forum posts to last for 30,000 years, but we’ve only got 3 separate opinions left, and everyone’s too polite to combine them into one.

    #221930
    Dave
    Participant

    “We’ve found something, sir. I think it’s one of the forum posts. A hideously malformed triple-barrelled opinion with Jawscvmcdia hanging from it. It appeared to Rimmer as he opened the G&T forum.”

    “Is he all right?”

    “I believe he’s just discovered the thread called “what are shirt tails for?”.

    #221932
    bloodteller
    Participant

    -Are you really saying Red Dwarf’s gonna blow?

    – In less time than it takes Jawscvmcdia to combine three separate opinions into one!

    #222031
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    RIMMER: Lights!
    LISTER: What?
    RIMMER: What are you doing?
    LISTER: What are we doing?
    RIMMER: Yes, what are you doing?
    LISTER: Just nipping down to the cinema, to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.
    RIMMER: What, dressed like that?
    LISTER: Yeah. We’re going to see Jawscvmcdia.

    #222032
    cwickham
    Participant

    CAT: Can you comb three separate opiates into one?
    TAIWAN TONY: Ohh! That a very strange question, Mr Cat. Leave with me. I ask people. People who pass, I ask every time.

    #222051
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    RIMMER: Lights!
    LISTER: What?
    RIMMER: What are you doing?
    LISTER: What are we doing?
    RIMMER: Yes, what are you doing?
    LISTER: Just nipping down to the cinema, to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.
    RIMMER: What, dressed like that?
    LISTER: Yeah. We’re going to see Jawscvmcdia.

    Symes wins.

    #222054
    Dave
    Participant

    Yeah, there’s no topping that really.

    #222055
    Ridley
    Participant

    I think Ian wins. Symes wins. Yeah, there’s no topping that really.

    #222056
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Yeah, why did you combine three separate people’s opinions into one though?

    #222059
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    I’d like to add my opinion to the hoarde and say that, yes, Symes wins.

    I think mine’s the fourth opinion though so consider me non-canon.

    #222211
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    I nominate the Symes win for three seperate hall of fame statuses.

    #222220
    Cloche
    Member

    So let me get this straight. You want to combine your three magic opinions into one so you can see the king of combining opinions, Jawscvmedia, and plead with him for your freedom. And you’re telling me you’re completely sane?

    #222230
    Hamish
    Participant

    I think everybody wins, except me, so just forget I spoke, all right?

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