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  • #208782
    Seb Patrick
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    Now that we’ve hit 200 I’m going to print this out and give it to Doug. So get your last few suggestions in quickly, folks!

    #208783
    si
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    Lister and Rimmer desperately try to avoid the Zero-Gee Football results.

    #208784
    si
    Participant

    Rimmer goes mad and starts hitting Starbug with a branch.

    #208786
    Ridley
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    Flashback episode: Grateful to Lister for his moving farewell, Rimmer’s first act as Ace is to jump to an earlier period in Lister’s lifetime and rid Liverpool of its ethnic Chinese population. After toppling the arch, Ace decides he’s a bit bored with being a hero and goes back to Red Dwarf. Meanwhile, Lister uncovers evidence that he’s actually from Manchester, specifically his memory of leaving himself at the Rovers Return 2099 with a smudged post-it note instruction to “leave at pool”.

    #208787
    si
    Participant

    Rimmer and Lister are “on a break”.

    #208788
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Due to some weird space thing, all the good ideas in the universe are suddenly used up and, with no more adventures to take part in, the dwarfers wither away and die.

    (This’ll be a multi-series arc)

    #208789
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    At least 1 Cat episode! I’m tired of Kyten hogging all the shows!

    #208790
    Ridley
    Participant

    Chris Barrie is replaced with a silent, life-size cardboard cutout of Rimmer for an episode. Neither the script nor the cast acknowledges the change in any way.

    #208791
    Ridley
    Participant

    Epideme II: Syphilis

    #208792
    Phil
    Participant

    Birdman is back…and he’s getting married! Lister, Rimmer, Kryten and Cat all fall over themselves (and each other!) in the hopes of becoming his best man. In the end he tells them that they’re all great men…and therefore none of them can truly be the best. He then rides Pete into the sunset.

    In a fun B-plot, Lister finds a stranded human being in need of aid. His actions directly result in her gruesome death and he doesn’t give a shit.

    #208793
    si
    Participant

    The Dwarfers’ friend Ace turns up, and takes Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten and Kochanski out clubbing.

    #208794
    Ridley
    Participant

    In a fun B-plot, Lister finds a stranded human being in need of aid.

    “You make Birdman?”
    “No… Birdwoman.”

    Bird Science!
    Birdfantasy and microchips

    Starring Michael Birdmanasseri and Birdvanessa Birdangel

    #208795
    si
    Participant

    1) Lister goes to donate blood, hilarity ensues.

    “A pint? That’s nearly a smeggin’ armful!”

    2) Rimmer goes to donate blood, hilarity ensues.

    “A pint? That’s very nearly a smegging armful, miladdio!”

    #208797
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Everyone gets gay.

    #208798
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Roboship:

    Kryten joins a crew full of androids but eventually leaves because something happens.

    Meanwhile, Lister auditions for Kryten’s replacement. Taiwan Tony is chosen over Talkie Toaster and that vending machine from ‘Only the Good…’.

    #208800
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    But he knows so much about Rimmer, like his taste for chocolate.

    #209341
    Ridley
    Participant

    Pete: Part 2 – Tabby Ranks Mix

    #209342
    Hesperus
    Participant

    I’d like to see an episode where they find an old store of musical instruments on board.

    I can imagine Rimmer trying to play the trumpet (badly) and winding up Lister with it. Of course, that would then need to have some greater significance in saving the/helping them with something else that happens later… not sure what though.

    I’d also like it to be just the 4 Dwarfers staying on the ship, or at most raiding an empty moon/derelict etc.

    #209343
    Phil
    Participant

    Blue Midget forgets how to dance. The Dwarfers each take turns trying to teach it.

    This is a five part episode.

    #209344
    Ridley
    Participant

    Whenever the crew asks Rimmer a question, he whispers “Magic!” then – with accompanying twinkly sound effect – throws glitter in their eyes.

    #209345
    Ridley
    Participant

    “Rimmer, am havin’ a heart attack!”
    “Are you?”
    “Look at me arm, man!”
    “Oh yeah.”

    #209407
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Kill off a character! The Simpsons are killing off a character this year! Bobbyllew is a good choice! Put him out of his misery of that mask!

    #209408
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Kill off a character! The Simpsons are killing off a character this year! Bobbyllew is a good choice! Put him out of his misery of the mask! Vogons intercepted this post the first time I put it up.

    #209412
    Ridley
    Participant

    Whenever Lister tries to visit Kochanski’s quarters, John Barrowman’s head suddenly appears and sings at him, causing the last man alive to fall into a nearby space hedgerow.

    #209413
    si
    Participant

    John Barrowman’s head suddenly appears and sings at him, causing the last man alive to fall into a nearby space hedgerow.

    Death by jazz hands.

    #209414
    Phil
    Participant

    Red Christmas: Xtended

    #209415
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Even better: Show Red Christmas to an audience, record the reaction, and add it to the episode. “Red Christmas, now with embarrassed coughing!”

    #209416
    pfm
    Participant

    The boys hit the edge of the universe, which turns out to be nothing more than a giant black cloth covered with thousands of LED bulbs (4.5W GU10s, cool white).

    #209417
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Kryten discovers he has another brother called Kane who is residing on a remote and seemingly deserted colony. At first things seem to be going swimmingly until Lister discovers the evil plot that Kane has been hatching. Kane has been working with a giant intelligent snowflake entity that feeds off organic lifeforms. He has already given the lives of the colonists to the entity and now plans to feed it the crew. Lister tries to warn the others but nobody believes him because he is stupid and now no longer even knows what an iguana is… again.

    #209486
    steven87gill
    Participant

    The only thing I ask for series 11 is that the production people don’t cake Chris Barrie with make up and slap (what look like) hair extensions on him.

    I mean, look here.

    http://www.ganymede.tv/wp-content/uploads/sfx-seriesx-rehearsals-350×422.jpg

    Look how much more he actually looks like Rimmer in that photo, when they’re not trying to force it with OTT make up and weird flat looking, overly gelled/extension-ised hair.

    Okay, so his hairline has receded a bit, but so what? Here, he naturally oozes *Rimmer-ness*

    (is that a word?)

    #209487
    Ridley
    Participant

    I don’t want them to cake Robert Llewellyn in make-up or slap hair extensions on Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules.

    #209488
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Put makeup on Robert? It gets worse than that, Ridley. I’ve heard that there’s talk of putting a weird mask on his head.

    #209490
    anniescribe
    Participant

    I thought he looked a lot like Sam Rockwell in that one, actually.

    #209715
    Ridley
    Participant

    It’s an awkward Valentine’s Day for Lister when he opens the card and his secret admirer’s handwriting is a match for his mother’s. Again.

    #211471
    Ridley
    Participant

    Roboship:

    Kryten joins a crew full of androids but eventually leaves because something happens.

    So close.

    —-

    [Citation Needed]

    The absence of Holly begins to seriously affect the running of the ship. The crew decides to make Red Dwarf free access so that anyone can program. With hilarious consequences.

    #211474
    Moonlight
    Participant

    Red Dwarf is blown up by Social Justice Simulants over Taiwan Tony’s voice.

    #211476
    Phil
    Participant

    They all become Kryten.

    And by that I mean everyone chases Archie around the ship for 30 minutes.

    #211477
    JamesTC
    Participant

    The gang find a phone app that turns them all into Dwayne Dibbley. There are hilarious consequences.

    #211478
    Ridley
    Participant

    They all become Michael Crichton to reuse the dinosaur and gorilla assets from series VIII.

    Amy no like Peter no like Amy Amy sad sad.

    #211479
    Phil
    Participant

    They all become the Medi-Bot.

    #211483
    Nick R
    Participant

    MEH-DI-BOT

    #211486
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Continuing the theme of cast dictating the plots by wishing to try on alternate make-up, Lister, Cat and Kryten all die. 25 minutes of H-based hilarity ensure.

    #211487
    si
    Participant

    Kryten gets dreadlocks.

    #211488
    evarofzentral
    Participant

    They all become computers, have a sex change between XI and XII and then get written out of the show.

    #211489
    Ridley
    Participant

    The Dwarfers go on a live tour but Lister is replaced by his doppelgänger from Cyberia played by Craig Bierko.

    Guest starring Peter Kay as Ricky Gervais.

    #211492
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    They all become Holly, all at once. Hi-jinx ensue, until they all leave the ship when their legitimacy is questioned.

    #211493
    Phil
    Participant

    They all become PecosPete666.

    #211494
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Now we know there’ll also be a Red Dwarf XII, is it possible XI will end with a great big cliffhanger?

    #211495
    Ridley
    Participant

    They all become Celebrities Disfigured.

    #211496
    si
    Participant

    They return to Coronation Street, only to find that Craig Charles has left.
    Simon Gregson finds it difficult adjusting to life in deep space.

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