Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed Search for: This topic has 250 replies, 51 voices, and was last updated 10 months, 3 weeks ago by Ridley. Scroll to bottom Viewing 100 posts - 1 through 100 (of 251 total) 1 2 3 Author Posts May 29, 2012 at 5:00 pm #11614 PhilParticipant I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it? May 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm #116610 ori-STUDFARMParticipant No, but the episode I saw filmed joked that the town of Scunthorpe has cunts in it. (Not necessarily true) May 29, 2012 at 7:24 pm #116612 Seb PatrickKeymaster They all did. It was a running joke throughout the series. Episode six consists of nothing but the cast wandering around the set carrying tubs of butter, remarking on how the word “butter” has the word “butt” in it for thirty minutes. It was fantastic. May 29, 2012 at 7:33 pm #116606 JamesTCParticipant “Arsehole” has the word “Arse” in it. May 29, 2012 at 7:36 pm #116607 ConnellParticipant Phew! I’m glad we’re all allowed to talk about the butter story arc now. Truly fantastic writing.. it was refreshing to see that Naylor was still able to churn (get it – churn!) out absolute classics like this! May 29, 2012 at 7:41 pm #116608 Danny StephensonKeymaster I Can’t Believe It’s Not Red Dwarf VIII May 29, 2012 at 11:16 pm #116603 Jonathan CappsKeymaster Fuck Me If It’s Not Butter. May 30, 2012 at 1:20 pm #116598 MANI506Participant Captain Butter. May 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm #116596 Ben PaddonParticipant May 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm #116593 ori-STUDFARMParticipant May 30, 2012 at 7:40 pm #116594 Kris CarterParticipant Swing, Butter Butter Butter Butter, SWING! May 30, 2012 at 10:14 pm #116582 DaveParticipant “What I’m saying, Dave is, it’s butter to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.” May 30, 2012 at 10:20 pm #116573 JamesTCParticipant Red Dwarf: Believing it’s not butter May 30, 2012 at 10:54 pm #116571 RidleyParticipant I nominate this spread for Hall of Fame status. May 30, 2012 at 11:42 pm #116565 siParticipant I find it hard to believe the amount of awful puns members of these forums manage to churn out. May 30, 2012 at 11:54 pm #116563 pfmParticipant The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’. May 31, 2012 at 1:37 am #116540 srmcd1Participant Butter Dead Than Smeg. May 31, 2012 at 6:05 am #116520 Brayds2006Participant Butter than Life. May 31, 2012 at 8:58 am #116509 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant Margarine May 31, 2012 at 2:37 pm #116649 Kris CarterParticipant I’ll mark it in my dairy. May 31, 2012 at 4:52 pm #116653 Seb PatrickKeymaster >The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’. May 31, 2012 at 5:06 pm #116655 Ben PaddonParticipant “Krptonite – An Intense Flavor Sensation” May 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm #116657 ori-STUDFARMParticipant http://images.julian399.multiply.com/image/1/photos/9/1200×1200/209/butter-propaganda.jpg?et=Y%2BSlK0Q46O%2CICmfjexyVbg&nmid=160426047 May 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm #116660 PhilParticipant Krytonite June 1, 2012 at 12:35 am #116666 JonsmadParticipant Cat: “What happened to my butter” June 2, 2012 at 7:30 am #116731 genericnerdyusernameParticipant I hope Alfred doesn’t die in The Dark Knight Rises. He is the quintessential butter. June 2, 2012 at 10:16 am #116684 Ian SymesKeymaster Butter Dead Than Smeg. Butter dead than sofa-sized butter. June 2, 2012 at 12:00 pm #116688 siParticipant There was a woman on that BBC Jubilee programme last night called Lady Butter. That’s funny in so many ways. Well, at least two. June 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm #116735 redhead85Participant Butterpat Head June 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm #116736 siParticipant I Would Do Anything for Love, Butter Won’t Do That. June 2, 2012 at 10:20 pm #116756 pfmParticipant Butter my arse. June 4, 2012 at 11:23 pm #116527 Tarka DalParticipant Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast. What Margerine do I spread on my bread?? Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh… KRYTONITE. June 4, 2012 at 11:47 pm #116528 Ian SymesKeymaster Well no-one’s ever seen what I mean, from the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen, we’ve all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap, so join with us in the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-butter rap. June 5, 2012 at 12:20 am #116529 Danny StephensonKeymaster A re-recording is in order… July 2, 2012 at 12:31 am #117014 HelloMabelParticipant Butter trained, butter equipped, butter… butter. Just butter. Of course it took me over a month, when everyone else has long since forgotten about this thread, to think of a pun to contribute. Of course. July 2, 2012 at 12:34 am #117015 Jonathan CappsKeymaster Butter late than never. July 2, 2012 at 12:35 am #117016 HelloMabelParticipant I may be slow, butter I get there in the end. July 2, 2012 at 12:55 am #117017 RidleyParticipant BUTTERS DON’T HAVE TIME OFF July 2, 2012 at 1:32 am #116947 Ben PaddonParticipant Better bread than spread. July 13, 2012 at 9:41 am #116950 Paul MullerParticipant Everybody’s spread Dave. July 15, 2012 at 10:23 am #117008 DaveParticipant >Everybody’s spread Dave. That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel. July 15, 2012 at 12:44 pm #117010 Danny StephensonKeymaster That is an outrageous scandalous piece of St.Ivel FTFY. July 15, 2012 at 12:59 pm #117011 ori-STUDFARMParticipant ROTFLORALMAO July 24, 2012 at 8:00 pm #116772 Seb PatrickKeymaster Oh spread. What the spreadin’ spread’s he spreadin’ done? He’s spreadin’ killed me! July 25, 2012 at 8:16 am #116765 DaveParticipant We all went to the spreading. It was just beautiful. July 25, 2012 at 11:40 am #116745 Brayds2006Participant “Well spin my nipple nuts and spread me to Alaska!” July 25, 2012 at 11:52 am #116738 RidleyParticipant Well go on then, shake your spread and walk out. July 25, 2012 at 11:59 am #116739 Jonathan CappsKeymaster SMEG SPREAD. July 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm #116740 AlexParticipant She’ll never leave spread and we know it. July 25, 2012 at 1:06 pm #116742 JamesTCParticipant Fun though it was drinking in the spready medieval atmosphere of pre-Renaissance deep space. July 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm #116743 Brayds2006Participant CHANGE OF PLAN! SPREAD IT!!! July 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm #116737 siParticipant Better spread than sofa-sized butter. July 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm #116753 PhilParticipant Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si. July 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm #116754 siParticipant > Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si. Mine had ‘spread’ in it, Ian’s didn’t. But yes, I had missed it. July 25, 2012 at 2:44 pm #116720 RidleyParticipant Calm down. Spread people can have heart attacks too, you know. July 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm #116725 Pete Part ThreeParticipant It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing buttery puns. July 25, 2012 at 10:02 pm #117061 JonsmadParticipant Spread Dwarf. July 25, 2012 at 11:22 pm #117065 KatydidParticipant Bob the Butter. July 25, 2012 at 11:52 pm #117073 pfmParticipant Back In The Spread July 25, 2012 at 11:54 pm #117074 JamesTCParticipant Spread Christmas. July 25, 2012 at 11:54 pm #117075 pfmParticipant The End: The Original Ass-spread-ly July 25, 2012 at 11:58 pm #117077 pfmParticipant Can’t Spread, Won’t Spread July 26, 2012 at 12:07 am #117084 Ian SymesKeymaster My spread just left my body. July 26, 2012 at 2:04 am #117110 KatydidParticipant I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole. July 26, 2012 at 10:31 am #117134 AlexParticipant “The three of us are here as normal.” “The Flora us!” July 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm #116721 PhilParticipant William, meet your butter Sebastian. July 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm #116723 JamesTCParticipant Bony butters our move lets. July 26, 2012 at 2:55 pm #116724 ConnellParticipant Spin my nipple butts and spread me to alaska July 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm #117135 RidleyParticipant Sir, they are a proud people and will not change their minds unless you are prepared to stay here and marry Lurpakpakpakpakpakpakpak. July 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm #117116 ConnellParticipant Nice experiment guys. What do you do for an Anchor? Neutron Bomb Juggling? July 26, 2012 at 5:34 pm #117117 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Kryten, Lurpak Rachel and get out the butter repair kit. I’m Vitalite! July 26, 2012 at 6:38 pm #117118 HelloMabelParticipant Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClurpak? July 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm #117119 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Now, how would the Cat break his tooth? He’d be eating something. Eating something lard…My St Ivel Goldfish! Eating my St Ivel Goldfish! July 26, 2012 at 6:53 pm #117120 JamesTCParticipant A bag of Flora? July 27, 2012 at 7:20 am #117137 RedDwarfFan2982Participant He ain’t heavy sir, he’s my butter. July 27, 2012 at 10:30 am #117143 Ian SymesKeymaster Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer. July 27, 2012 at 10:51 am #117144 JamesTCParticipant How come you’re so butterly useless? July 27, 2012 at 10:56 am #117146 siParticipant > Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer. You bastard. I’ve been trying for the last day or so to find a decent quote to fit Clover into. July 27, 2012 at 11:00 am #117147 JamesTCParticipant Or the ants haven’t taken clover. July 27, 2012 at 11:03 am #117148 AlexParticipant I’m gong to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Clover 5! July 27, 2012 at 11:22 am #117149 siParticipant I’d better go away and take the penguin Flora walk. That’ll have to do for now. July 27, 2012 at 12:13 pm #117151 JamesTCParticipant A “Cloverostomy” they call it. July 27, 2012 at 12:39 pm #117154 RidleyParticipant Stan and Bertolli will soon be back with supplies. July 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm #117153 AlexParticipant I could never love *anyone* like you, so you might as well Lurpack up your pots and pans and off you go. July 27, 2012 at 2:04 pm #117158 genericnerdyusernameParticipant The thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven’t buttered a smegging inch. July 27, 2012 at 7:42 pm #117176 Seb PatrickKeymaster Gordon Bennett, it’s lucky he’s not a Benecologist. July 28, 2012 at 5:36 am #117196 Ben PaddonParticipant You can’t Lurpak death on the head. July 28, 2012 at 8:25 am #117197 mickParticipant Two tubs of rettub please. July 28, 2012 at 9:51 am #117198 Ben PaddonParticipant All this spread! All this Phila’! It’s from the snack we got Flora’d for! From the snack we’re about to have! July 28, 2012 at 9:54 am #117199 peas_and_cornParticipant YOU’RE BUTTERING! July 28, 2012 at 11:19 am #117201 siParticipant “Up the hatch!” “Butters down!” July 28, 2012 at 11:47 am #117202 RidleyParticipant The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to a person who was never given the gift of Country Life. July 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm #117204 Nick RParticipant I’m addressing the one prat in the Country Life who has bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually Lurpak the rubbish that I’m saying. What a Flora sad life he’s got! July 28, 2012 at 5:58 pm #117206 Ben PaddonParticipant Flora-lob blib blob bleeb. July 28, 2012 at 7:24 pm #117207 KatydidParticipant Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexfloranary! July 29, 2012 at 12:17 am #117211 Seb PatrickKeymaster # Do not florasake me oh my darling # July 29, 2012 at 10:23 am #117243 JimboidParticipant Eveybody’s dead, Dave. Margarine. July 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm #117275 siParticipant “You can Kerrygold your own damn flags!” I’ve been sitting on that since seeing a Kerrygold ad in the paper this morning. Seeing said ad made me pathetically happy, as I thought to myself, ‘ooh! Butter pun!’ July 29, 2012 at 5:53 pm #117276 JamesTCParticipant Kerrygold with blue, are you crazy? July 29, 2012 at 6:18 pm #117277 siParticipant Damn, that’s butter than mine. Author Posts Viewing 100 posts - 1 through 100 (of 251 total) 1 2 3 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In