Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed

[Phil]

I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it?

[ori-STUDFARM]

No, but the episode I saw filmed joked that the town of Scunthorpe has cunts in it. (Not necessarily true)

[Seb Patrick]

They all did. It was a running joke throughout the series. Episode six consists of nothing but the cast wandering around the set carrying tubs of butter, remarking on how the word “butter” has the word “butt” in it for thirty minutes. It was fantastic.

[JamesTC]

“Arsehole” has the word “Arse” in it.

[Connell]

Phew! I’m glad we’re all allowed to talk about the butter story arc now. Truly fantastic writing.. it was refreshing to see that Naylor was still able to churn (get it – churn!) out absolute classics like this!

[Danny Stephenson]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Red Dwarf VIII

[Jonathan Capps]

Fuck Me If It’s Not Butter.

[MANI506]

Captain Butter.

[Ben Paddon]

[ori-STUDFARM]

[Kris Carter]

Swing, Butter Butter Butter Butter, SWING!

[Dave]

“What I’m saying, Dave is, it’s butter to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.”

[JamesTC]

Red Dwarf: Believing it’s not butter

[Ridley]

I nominate this spread for Hall of Fame status.

[si]

I find it hard to believe the amount of awful puns members of these forums manage to churn out.

[performingmonkey]

The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

[srmcd1]

Butter Dead Than Smeg.

[Brayds2006]

Butter than Life.

[Jason aka Smeg4Brains]

Margarine

[Kris Carter]

I’ll mark it in my dairy.

[Seb Patrick]

>The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

[Ben Paddon]

“Krptonite – An Intense Flavor Sensation”

[ori-STUDFARM]

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[Phil]

Krytonite

[Jonsmad]

Cat: “What happened to my butter”

[genericnerdyusername]

I hope Alfred doesn’t die in The Dark Knight Rises. He is the quintessential butter.

[Ian Symes]

Butter Dead Than Smeg.

Butter dead than sofa-sized butter.

[si]

There was a woman on that BBC Jubilee programme last night called Lady Butter. That’s funny in so many ways.

Well, at least two.

[redhead85]

Butterpat Head

[si]

I Would Do Anything for Love, Butter Won’t Do That.

[performingmonkey]

Butter my arse.

[Tarka Dal]

Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast. What Margerine do I spread on my bread?? Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh… KRYTONITE.

[Ian Symes]

Well no-one’s ever seen what I mean, from the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen, we’ve all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap, so join with us in the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-butter rap.

[Danny Stephenson]

A re-recording is in order…

[HelloMabel]

Butter trained, butter equipped, butter… butter. Just butter.

Of course it took me over a month, when everyone else has long since forgotten about this thread, to think of a pun to contribute. Of course.

[Jonathan Capps]

Butter late than never.

[HelloMabel]

I may be slow, butter I get there in the end.

[Ridley]

BUTTERS DON’T HAVE TIME OFF

[Ben Paddon]

Better bread than spread.

[Paul Muller]

Everybody’s spread Dave.

[Dave]

>Everybody’s spread Dave.

That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel.

[Danny Stephenson]

That is an outrageous scandalous piece of St.Ivel

FTFY.

[ori-STUDFARM]

ROTFLORALMAO

[Seb Patrick]

Oh spread. What the spreadin’ spread’s he spreadin’ done? He’s spreadin’ killed me!

[Dave]

We all went to the spreading. It was just beautiful.

[Brayds2006]

“Well spin my nipple nuts and spread me to Alaska!”

[Ridley]

Well go on then, shake your spread and walk out.

[Jonathan Capps]

SMEG SPREAD.

[Alex]

She’ll never leave spread and we know it.

[JamesTC]

Fun though it was drinking in the spready medieval atmosphere of pre-Renaissance deep space.

[Brayds2006]

CHANGE OF PLAN! SPREAD IT!!!

[si]

Better spread than sofa-sized butter.

[Phil]

Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

[si]

> Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

Mine had ‘spread’ in it, Ian’s didn’t.

But yes, I had missed it.

[Ridley]

Calm down. Spread people can have heart attacks too, you know.

[Pete Part Three]

It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing buttery puns.

[Jonsmad]

Spread Dwarf.

[Katydid]

Bob the Butter.

[performingmonkey]

Back In The Spread

[JamesTC]

Spread Christmas.

[performingmonkey]

The End: The Original Ass-spread-ly

[performingmonkey]

Can’t Spread, Won’t Spread

[Ian Symes]

My spread just left my body.

[Katydid]

I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

[Alex]

“The three of us are here as normal.”
“The Flora us!”

[Phil]

William, meet your butter Sebastian.

[JamesTC]

Bony butters our move lets.

[Connell]

Spin my nipple butts and spread me to alaska

[Ridley]

Sir, they are a proud people and will not change their minds unless you are prepared to stay here and marry Lurpakpakpakpakpakpakpak.

[Connell]

Nice experiment guys. What do you do for an Anchor? Neutron Bomb Juggling?

[ori-STUDFARM]

Kryten, Lurpak Rachel and get out the butter repair kit. I’m Vitalite!

[HelloMabel]

Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClurpak?

[ori-STUDFARM]

Now, how would the Cat break his tooth? He’d be eating something. Eating something lard…My St Ivel Goldfish! Eating my St Ivel Goldfish!

[JamesTC]

A bag of Flora?

[RedDwarfFan2982]

He ain’t heavy sir, he’s my butter.

[Ian Symes]

Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

[JamesTC]

How come you’re so butterly useless?

[si]

> Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

You bastard. I’ve been trying for the last day or so to find a decent quote to fit Clover into.

[JamesTC]

Or the ants haven’t taken clover.

[Alex]

I’m gong to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Clover 5!

[si]

I’d better go away and take the penguin Flora walk.

That’ll have to do for now.

[JamesTC]

A “Cloverostomy” they call it.

[Ridley]

Stan and Bertolli will soon be back with supplies.

[Alex]

I could never love *anyone* like you, so you might as well Lurpack up your pots and pans and off you go.

[genericnerdyusername]

The thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven’t buttered a smegging inch.

[Seb Patrick]

Gordon Bennett, it’s lucky he’s not a Benecologist.

[Ben Paddon]

You can’t Lurpak death on the head.

[mick]

Two tubs of rettub please.

[Ben Paddon]

All this spread! All this Phila’! It’s from the snack we got Flora’d for! From the snack we’re about to have!

[peas_and_corn]

YOU’RE BUTTERING!

[si]

“Up the hatch!” “Butters down!”

[Ridley]

The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to a person who was never given the gift of Country Life.

[Nick R]

I’m addressing the one prat in the Country Life who has bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually Lurpak the rubbish that I’m saying. What a Flora sad life he’s got!

[Ben Paddon]

Flora-lob blib blob bleeb.

[Katydid]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexfloranary!

[Seb Patrick]

# Do not florasake me oh my darling #

[Jimboid]

Eveybody’s dead, Dave. Margarine.

[si]

“You can Kerrygold your own damn flags!”

I’ve been sitting on that since seeing a Kerrygold ad in the paper this morning. Seeing said ad made me pathetically happy, as I thought to myself, ‘ooh! Butter pun!’

[JamesTC]

Kerrygold with blue, are you crazy?

[si]

Damn, that’s butter than mine.

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