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  • #11614
    Phil
    Participant

    I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it?

    #116610
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    No, but the episode I saw filmed joked that the town of Scunthorpe has cunts in it. (Not necessarily true)

    #116612
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    They all did. It was a running joke throughout the series. Episode six consists of nothing but the cast wandering around the set carrying tubs of butter, remarking on how the word “butter” has the word “butt” in it for thirty minutes. It was fantastic.

    #116606
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “Arsehole” has the word “Arse” in it.

    #116607
    Connell
    Participant

    Phew! I’m glad we’re all allowed to talk about the butter story arc now. Truly fantastic writing.. it was refreshing to see that Naylor was still able to churn (get it – churn!) out absolute classics like this!

    #116608
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Red Dwarf VIII

    #116603
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Fuck Me If It’s Not Butter.

    #116598
    MANI506
    Participant

    Captain Butter.

    #116596
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    #116593
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    BUTT-AH

    #116594
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Swing, Butter Butter Butter Butter, SWING!

    #116582
    Dave
    Participant

    “What I’m saying, Dave is, it’s butter to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.”

    #116573
    JamesTC
    Participant
    #116571
    Ridley
    Participant

    I nominate this spread for Hall of Fame status.

    #116565
    si
    Participant

    I find it hard to believe the amount of awful puns members of these forums manage to churn out.

    #116563
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

    #116540
    srmcd1
    Participant

    Butter Dead Than Smeg.

    #116520
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Butter than Life.

    #116509

    Margarine

    #116649
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    I’ll mark it in my dairy.

    #116653
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

    #116655
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Krptonite – An Intense Flavor Sensation”

    #116657
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant
    #116660
    Phil
    Participant

    Krytonite

    #116666
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Cat: “What happened to my butter”

    #116731

    I hope Alfred doesn’t die in The Dark Knight Rises. He is the quintessential butter.

    #116684
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Butter Dead Than Smeg.

    Butter dead than sofa-sized butter.

    #116688
    si
    Participant

    There was a woman on that BBC Jubilee programme last night called Lady Butter. That’s funny in so many ways.

    Well, at least two.

    #116735
    redhead85
    Participant

    Butterpat Head

    #116736
    si
    Participant

    I Would Do Anything for Love, Butter Won’t Do That.

    #116756
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Butter my arse.

    #116527
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast. What Margerine do I spread on my bread?? Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh… KRYTONITE.

    #116528
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Well no-one’s ever seen what I mean, from the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen, we’ve all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap, so join with us in the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-butter rap.

    #116529
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    A re-recording is in order…

    #117014
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Butter trained, butter equipped, butter… butter. Just butter.

    Of course it took me over a month, when everyone else has long since forgotten about this thread, to think of a pun to contribute. Of course.

    #117015
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Butter late than never.

    #117016
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    I may be slow, butter I get there in the end.

    #117017
    Ridley
    Participant

    BUTTERS DON’T HAVE TIME OFF

    #116947
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Better bread than spread.

    #116950
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    Everybody’s spread Dave.

    #117008
    Dave
    Participant

    >Everybody’s spread Dave.

    That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel.

    #117010
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    That is an outrageous scandalous piece of St.Ivel

    FTFY.

    #117011
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    ROTFLORALMAO

    #116772
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Oh spread. What the spreadin’ spread’s he spreadin’ done? He’s spreadin’ killed me!

    #116765
    Dave
    Participant

    We all went to the spreading. It was just beautiful.

    #116745
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    “Well spin my nipple nuts and spread me to Alaska!”

    #116738
    Ridley
    Participant

    Well go on then, shake your spread and walk out.

    #116739
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    SMEG SPREAD.

    #116740
    Alex
    Participant

    She’ll never leave spread and we know it.

    #116742
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Fun though it was drinking in the spready medieval atmosphere of pre-Renaissance deep space.

    #116743
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    CHANGE OF PLAN! SPREAD IT!!!

    #116737
    si
    Participant

    Better spread than sofa-sized butter.

    #116753
    Phil
    Participant

    Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

    #116754
    si
    Participant

    > Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

    Mine had ‘spread’ in it, Ian’s didn’t.

    But yes, I had missed it.

    #116720
    Ridley
    Participant

    Calm down. Spread people can have heart attacks too, you know.

    #116725
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing buttery puns.

    #117061
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Spread Dwarf.

    #117065
    Katydid
    Participant

    Bob the Butter.

    #117073
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Back In The Spread

    #117074
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Spread Christmas.

    #117075
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    The End: The Original Ass-spread-ly

    #117077
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Can’t Spread, Won’t Spread

    #117084
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    My spread just left my body.

    #117110
    Katydid
    Participant

    I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

    #117134
    Alex
    Participant

    “The three of us are here as normal.”
    “The Flora us!”

    #116721
    Phil
    Participant

    William, meet your butter Sebastian.

    #116723
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Bony butters our move lets.

    #116724
    Connell
    Participant

    Spin my nipple butts and spread me to alaska

    #117135
    Ridley
    Participant

    Sir, they are a proud people and will not change their minds unless you are prepared to stay here and marry Lurpakpakpakpakpakpakpak.

    #117116
    Connell
    Participant

    Nice experiment guys. What do you do for an Anchor? Neutron Bomb Juggling?

    #117117
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Kryten, Lurpak Rachel and get out the butter repair kit. I’m Vitalite!

    #117118
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClurpak?

    #117119
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Now, how would the Cat break his tooth? He’d be eating something. Eating something lard…My St Ivel Goldfish! Eating my St Ivel Goldfish!

    #117120
    JamesTC
    Participant

    A bag of Flora?

    #117137
    RedDwarfFan2982
    Participant

    He ain’t heavy sir, he’s my butter.

    #117143
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

    #117144
    JamesTC
    Participant

    How come you’re so butterly useless?

    #117146
    si
    Participant

    > Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

    You bastard. I’ve been trying for the last day or so to find a decent quote to fit Clover into.

    #117147
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Or the ants haven’t taken clover.

    #117148
    Alex
    Participant

    I’m gong to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Clover 5!

    #117149
    si
    Participant

    I’d better go away and take the penguin Flora walk.

    That’ll have to do for now.

    #117151
    JamesTC
    Participant

    A “Cloverostomy” they call it.

    #117154
    Ridley
    Participant

    Stan and Bertolli will soon be back with supplies.

    #117153
    Alex
    Participant

    I could never love *anyone* like you, so you might as well Lurpack up your pots and pans and off you go.

    #117158

    The thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven’t buttered a smegging inch.

    #117176
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Gordon Bennett, it’s lucky he’s not a Benecologist.

    #117196
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    You can’t Lurpak death on the head.

    #117197
    mick
    Participant

    Two tubs of rettub please.

    #117198
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    All this spread! All this Phila’! It’s from the snack we got Flora’d for! From the snack we’re about to have!

    #117199
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    YOU’RE BUTTERING!

    #117201
    si
    Participant

    “Up the hatch!” “Butters down!”

    #117202
    Ridley
    Participant

    The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to a person who was never given the gift of Country Life.

    #117204
    Nick R
    Participant

    I’m addressing the one prat in the Country Life who has bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually Lurpak the rubbish that I’m saying. What a Flora sad life he’s got!

    #117206
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Flora-lob blib blob bleeb.

    #117207
    Katydid
    Participant

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexfloranary!

    #117211
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    # Do not florasake me oh my darling #

    #117243
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Eveybody’s dead, Dave. Margarine.

    #117275
    si
    Participant

    “You can Kerrygold your own damn flags!”

    I’ve been sitting on that since seeing a Kerrygold ad in the paper this morning. Seeing said ad made me pathetically happy, as I thought to myself, ‘ooh! Butter pun!’

    #117276
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Kerrygold with blue, are you crazy?

    #117277
    si
    Participant

    Damn, that’s butter than mine.

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