Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[Pecospete666]

Serb I will lend you my .357! Guaranty you will not wake up in Canada! :)

[Nancy Hemming]

lol red go look in the mirror and focus on that

and you’re welcome :)

[Ian Symes]

ENGAGE ADMIN MODE.

Incidentally, we’re going to leave this thread as it is because it’s amusing us. If you’d rather it went away, this thread is easily ignorable. If however this nonsense strays into other threads, action will be taken.

DISENGAGE ADMIN MODE.

[StretfordStephen]

Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, pus-filled bubo who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?

[Nancy Hemming]

one thread is enough ian. thank you :)

[redhead85]

Ahhhh but he’s cute! Can’t we keep him? Pleaaaaaaaase?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol red he just said that it’s being kept
try to keep up :)

[JamesTC]

Pecospete FTW

[Alex]

> See people can do something about being fat and a failure with no accomplishments

Forgetting the fact that plenty of members on here have a variety of impressive achievements for just a moment here, what precisely are your oh so wonderful accomplishments? A Noble Prize perhaps? A long sought cure for a deadly tropical disease maybe? One things for certain, it’s certainly not the ability to read or write to a competent degree. A lot of your replies are incomprehensible nonsense.

[Nancy Hemming]

Dear alex they are free to just name 2 things they have accomplished :)

[redhead85]

It’s my age, darling. Can’t keep up.

And now I’m bored. Toodle-pip.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol it’s been fun red, don’t get to self conscious and over think this during the day or anything
kisses :)

[Alex]

>Dear alex they are free to just name 2 things they have accomplished :)

I’ll just put you down as ‘none’ then?

[Nancy Hemming]

ohhh you want me to go first? just 2?

Reznor has graduated with his Masters in Psych then went on to serve his country in the Army and achieved the rank of Master Cpl.

your turn/turns anddd go :)

[StretfordStephen]

I’ve achieved 17 things today off my daily goal list!

[Nancy Hemming]

lol very good stret, your parents must be very proud :)

[StretfordStephen]

They are actually :)

[Boz]

I once ate a full pack of jaffa cakes in around 3 minutes. That was a good day.

[HelloMabel]

I was avoiding the thread on principle so as to not encourage him, but I couldn’t stay away. It is awfully entertaining in a sick way.

Accomplishments? Well, today I taught my students an interdisciplinary music/physics lesson about checking for sympathetic vibrations of the strings on their instruments to help improve their intonation. They thought it was magic until I explained the physics of it; then they found it even cooler. And they did play better in tune as a result of the lesson.

Oh shit, two accomplishments? Um… I’ve performed recitals in five countries. Does that count?

[JamesTC]

I’ve seen Titanic in two different countries.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol well you did try to accomplish spicing up the position of a music teacher :)

P.S(1) well alex? go on :)
P.S(2) ooo look sebby simulant aka harry on the ToS is getting drunk by himself again this should be fun, maybe he will start repeating the exact post as the previous poster again? got to love his multiple personality disorder fueled further by alcohol and his medications :)

[HelloMabel]

Damn it. You saw right through my little ruse.

[Boz]

I think we should move this discussion to the drawing room. Perhaps over cigars and brandy?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol dear boz, that sounds like a great idea yet i do not drink
but mr stickyyyickyyickyyy oooo weeeeeeeeeee, may be in order :)

[HelloMabel]

Sounds good. Someone bring a candlestick.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol get mr plum to bring the lead pipe in the conservatory :)

[si]

Sod this. Anyone fancy a pint?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol yes si go drink, it will solve all your problems
which has been proved many times in history over the years right? :)

[Pecospete666]

“Remember; no matter where you go, there you are.”

“I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to my horse.”

Watching “Buckaroo Banzai

http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/popculture.html

[Blisschick]

I’ll bring the rope. I think Pecos has the revolver covered.

[Rad]

This absurd display of morbid twattery has inspired me to achieve something with my life.

The ‘P.S. I am a twat, obviously’ bit is funny but it’s even funnier if every time you read Nancy’s posts you play Bill Pearson’s “This is absolute shite” comment from the Trojan Dwarfcast.

[HelloMabel]

> This absurd display of morbid twattery has inspired me to achieve something with my life.

This absurd display of morbid twattery has inspired me to play Cluedo.

FWIW, “morbid twattery” is the best one since “cunty bollocks.”

[Jonsmad]

Yeah Sebby. Everyone already knows what you are.

so nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr nerrr ner.

All the red dwarf sites are on lock down. Now.

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And you dont know which accounts are which do you?

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You get your job wrong and the rules arent right in the forum. You liar.

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And you’re all fat here and short and have crap hair and hate the disabled where as i dont.

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People who were in the army are all better than you. And they got degrees in things.

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Everything I say is right.

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I’m winning the argument everytime, and gaining the support of every poster in all forums

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I will continue to spend my spare time replying in this way, cus im so good at getting to you,
im gaining so much from others, and its changing the original situations that im not very
happy with in my favour.

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[Blisschick]

Best. Post. Ever.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol still no accomplishments from anyone?
shall i make this a little easier for you all?
okay out of 5 people here you only have to name
2 accomplishments between all 5 of yea?
anddd go :)

[JamesTC]

I do a damn fine moon impression.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol of all the people in the world you decide to quote No Man Lovett?
you’re better than that :)

[genericnerdyusername]

You’re a very funny little man.

[genericnerdyusername]

What have you accomplished, btw? I mean, you said before sgtsmiley has done more for Red Dwarf than any of us put together. Did he watch it harder than any of us, or something?

[Boz]

I think I can state that have all achieved something spectacular. This stems from the very simple fact that non of us are you Nancy. That is an achievement of which I am very proud.

What makes me pity a person like yourself is that in ten years time, you’re going to look back on what you call a life and realise that you did achieve something. You achieved being a petty, small minded bigot who could never really be loved in the real world, so you decided that you will be loathed instead.

I know nothing about your life really, but I have to believe that the reason you do this and act the way you do is because you are so truly unhappy in yourself. Everytime I see a post by you, I will now think:

“Wow, that guy has been such a failure, that at the end of the day nothing he does or says actually counts or matters for anything.”

I don’t hate you Nancy. I want you to know that. I really don’t. When the tears have dried on your pillow, I want you to remember that I don’t hate you.

[adorabelle]

Hello :) I’ve been registered for a while but never really posted, I’m more of a TOS regular. However, I wanted to take this opportunity to say that Reznor, Nancy, whatever, you are a sad, cunt-rotting fuck-bandit.
I’ve been waiting a while to say that, thanks guys!
Oh and Seb, we all think you’re doing fine.

[JamesTC]

I once written about Jaffa Cakes in a university exam.

[anniescribe]

Well, I’m overweight, less than stunning, and short, but I take issue that I’ve accomplished nothing. I’m pretty sure publishing enough articles in 19 years to fill 20 thick paperback novels, some of which have won state and national investigative awards, is *something.* At the least it means I’ve spent loads of time in that room with the monkeys trying to accidentally produce Shakespeare, pounding on the typewriters too. ;-)

Of course, it doesn’t compare to the unparalleled skill of using an Internet forum for your personal dribble-bib, but we can all only play to our individual strengths.

[anniescribe]

I also fucking KILL at cupcakes. Mine are beautiful as well as delicious. MMM.

[Ian Symes]

I recently received a special certificate for being the 500th person to anally violate Nancy’s mother in the month of May.

[clem]

I came all over her boobs.

[si]

I had sloppy seven hundredths.

[StretfordStephen]

This is fast becoming the highlight of my daily online browsing! Lol

[Jonsmad]

I won the bliss chick award for best post ever. :-)

It’s good. I’m proud of that achievement.

But you are right I’ve not achieved as much as Seb cus he has a cool job working for the production company that makes the best show ever, my favourite, if i was him, i would have been rewarded for my intelligent insight into the show, written over so many years, including a website, this website, a published cool book, soon a sitcom featuring a cast member, I’d have been involved in cool things like being on the set of Red Dwarf X. And outside of this show, the best show, and the reason we are all here. Id have a pretty enjoyable, well loved life, I think, from the little I know about him personally, fully supported by friends and family, and I’d be really really good at Karaoke.

And I’d have a thread on G&T all about me, where everyone in it was pretty much on my side. I think.

Where as what very very little I know about Nancy so far. The one achievement I can see is:

The person that made Pecsopete* feel like part of the G&T family. Wow. That is special.

*Hi Pete. Respect due.

[HelloMabel]

He joined the forum to start a fight
But nothing he said was coming out right
‘Cause P.S. he is a twat, obviously –
He was dissing Ian Symes and he was trashing Sebby P.
‘Sebby P’?
Sebby – Sebby – Sebby – Sebby –

Will no one ever hear what he’ll say
“With no affiliation any person any way”?
He’s all caught up in a fucking cunt trap
So join with him in the nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nutter crap.

[Author]

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