Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Shut Up And Let Me FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF Search for: This topic has 18 replies, 9 voices, and was last updated 15 years, 7 months ago by ChrisM. Scroll to bottom Viewing 19 posts - 1 through 19 (of 19 total) Author Posts August 24, 2008 at 3:04 am #2476 pfmParticipant So, the Reading and Leeds festival. Know anyone who’s gone? I’m immensely annoyed that the brilliant idea of ‘Leeds + Metallica = I’m there’ didn’t quite pan out. I should be typing this from a tent whilst off my face (on legal substances) wondering whether some dickhead is gonna start setting fire to people’s posessions and whether I actually care, before trying to crawl into my girlfriend’s sleeping bag and then realising it’s not our tent and I’m scared. The BBC’s coverage is moderate to OK. If only Zane Lowe wasn’t such…a twat. And whenever I see Edith Bowman I expect her to start talking about KT Tunstall or something. Another thing, I’m telling you I can’t, I just CAN’T hear Shut Up And Let Me Go any more (it’s used over the credits and intros of the coverage). I don’t mind watching the Ting Tings onstage for a while but I simply don’t want to hear a single ‘nother note from the-singles-that-people-know-by-them, not one. Ahh well, I’m just bitter. BITTER, I tell ye! I mean COME ON! QOTSA for a start, I would have loved to have seen them there. The Killers, Bloc Party, Slipknot (only joking, I would have been fucking glad that they pulled out), I mean FFS RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!! Editors too. Flipping heck… August 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm #83278 mickParticipant Last time I went to Leeds a group of hairy rocker types, under the command of one Ian Symes, held me down and gang raped me during ‘pretty fly for a white guy’. Those were the days. August 25, 2008 at 6:49 pm #83282 ChrisMParticipant You keep saying things that fit with the facial expression. August 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm #83284 mickParticipant Rampant gorilla buggery. August 25, 2008 at 7:35 pm #83285 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant > Rampant gorilla buggery. Wasn’t that one of the bands at Leeds? August 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm #83291 Tarka DalParticipant No it’s the name of Seven Day Weekend’s debut album. August 25, 2008 at 11:36 pm #83319 Danny StephensonKeymaster It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it. August 26, 2008 at 1:06 am #83323 ChrisMParticipant >It?s not the size that counts, it?s how you use it. Heh. I had an idea someone might say that. And silverbacks tend to have a harem of females don’t they? Hmmmmm… August 26, 2008 at 6:50 am #83327 Arlene Rimmer BSc SScParticipant >It?s not the size that counts, it?s how you use it. This would especially hold true for gorillas, as I recall reading somewhere that they’re generally not much more than a couple of inches long, down there. Humans are supposed to have among the largest genitals, proportional to their body size, in the animal kingdom, aren’t they? I need to stop reading so many books. August 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm #83333 Ian SymesKeymaster Humans are supposed to have among the largest genitals, proportional to their body size, in the animal kingdom, aren?t they? Well, some of us do. August 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm #83334 mickParticipant Symes is hung like a whale, I have the scars to prove it. August 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm #83337 ChrisMParticipant Humans are supposed to have among the largest genitals, proportional to their body size, in the animal kingdom, aren?t they? According to the programme I saw, chimps have bigger. We’re in the middle. (My dog’s was weird. It was tiny normally, but when he erm… got excited, it was scary just how much longer… (3-4 time the length. Really.) It was rather scary. And he didn’t seem too fussy who he erm… Ok I’m shutting up now, this could get misinterpreted. August 26, 2008 at 3:41 pm #83341 TheLeenParticipant Well, as far as I know that would be barnacles. Their thingies are 40 times their body’s size. August 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm #83347 Tarka DalParticipant Before you even got to the bit about making your doge excited so you could see how big it was… > According to the programme I saw, chimps have bigger. We?re in the middle. So chimps are bigger than Humans and you want to be between two of them? August 26, 2008 at 5:56 pm #83348 Tarka DalParticipant So that’s why he was called Barnacle Jim! August 26, 2008 at 7:35 pm #83352 ChrisMParticipant Before you even got to the bit about making your doge excited so you could see how big it was? > According to the programme I saw, chimps have bigger. We?re in the middle. So chimps are bigger than Humans and you want to be between two of them? (Snigger. I realized that looked a bit dodgey when I wrote it.) I’d ask em to dress up in a frock first. I’m not completely without class. What can I say, it’s been a while. August 26, 2008 at 8:12 pm #83355 Tarka DalParticipant *sigh* August 27, 2008 at 5:47 am #83371 Arlene Rimmer BSc SScParticipant Before you even got to the bit about making your doge excited so you could see how big it was? “Doge”? Are we in Venice now? [/obscureandboringjoke] So we’ve gone from discussing the Leeds festival to animal penises and bestiality. We’re such a classy bunch here at G&T. August 27, 2008 at 11:56 am #83381 ChrisMParticipant I missed the ‘doge’ bit in the email! It was certainly nothing intentional. He managed that all by himself. (I can’t help being a sexy beast. Just need to get it to work on women….;) ) Nah, he was a great, funny and excitable (not just in that way) dog. One of those silly mutts who jump up when people come to visit, and won’t leave them alone for ages… and tries doing *wrong* things to them if he can get away with it. “Mum? Shep wants a piggy back!” (I was young and I didn’t know what he was doing honest.) “WHAT!? STOPTHATRIGHTNOW!” Sweet dog though. Not vicious at all except to other dogs. (He didn’t get on Author Posts Viewing 19 posts - 1 through 19 (of 19 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In