The Torchwood Spoilers Thread

[John Hoare]

Random Shoes

I didn’t mind that episode… until the last few moments, where I went “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”, and wanted to bomb the Upper Boat.

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[Seb Patrick]

[Ian Symes]

Torchwood comes pre-spoiled.

[Dave]

Torchwood comes pre-soiled

[Pete Part Three]

Torchwood comes

[Kevin G]

AN A+ START

[Pete Part Three]

A + Start = Infinite continues in Super Mario Bros.

[Jonathan Capps]

*has sex with the rift*

[TheLeen]

O_O?

[Tanya Jones]

Owen looks like Kermit the Frog when he comes. It’s not nice.

[Ian Symes]

How do you know what Kermit the Frog looks like when he comes?

[ChrisM]

That reminds me of an amusing animation I received at work. (In the old days when I used to work.)

One of the things I lost when I was made redundant (granted not the most important, but certainly the most funny.)

[Ian Symes]

Was the most important your marbles?

[ChrisM]

Quite possibly.

[Phil]

I nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.

[Seb Patrick]

I nominate Threads for hall of fame status.

[Pete Part Three]

I nominate Fred for Hall of Fame status.

[Seb Patrick]

I heartily endorse this event or product.

[Dave]

>How do you know what Kermit the Frog looks like when he comes?

Shit your leg off

[Ben Paddon]

I nominate this thread for Halls of fame status.

[Danny Stephenson]

A + Start = Infinite continues in Super Mario Bros.

Also how to get to Level Select in Sonic 2 for the Mega Drive.

but after you put in 19, 65, 09 & 17 into the sound test first :D

[Zombie Jim Undead]

Ah, 19, 65, 9 and 17…numbers etched into my brain. Wasn’t it then up, down, left, right A + start at the title screen a la sonic 1?

[Ian Symes]

You didn’t have to do the up down left right bit on Sonic 2.

[Danny Stephenson]

i used to be able to remember how to get Debug Mode and Super Sonic just by collecting 50 rings and jumping, but that was escaped me, but i know it something to do with a date or somekind with 1992 or 1994 involved somehow…

[Danny Stephenson]

I appear to have hijacked a Doctor Who-related Thread. Sorry about that.

[Ian Symes]

01, 09, 09, 02, 01, 01, 02, 04

The date Sonic 2 was released in the US and Europe – 24th November 1992.

(I did that from memory, and then checked online that I got the date right. I fucking RULE.)

[Danny Stephenson]

01, 09, 09, 02, 01, 01, 02, 04

Excellent.

[Phil]

>Shit your leg off

A rare Blue Jam reference!

[Ben Paddon]

My copy of of the Torchwood Series 2 box set (a.k.a. “Torchwood: Just The Good Episodes, If You Ignore That One About Those People Escaping From That Old Film. I Mean Honestly, What Was That All About? It Was Like An Episode Of ‘Are You Afraid Of The Dark?’. I Mean, I Loved That Show As A Kid But It Doesn’t Really Fit In Torchwood, Does It?”) arrived today. I’ve also pre-ordered the Blu-ray edition of Torchwood Series 1 (a.k.a. “Torchwood: Just The Crap. I Mean, It’s Quite Good In The Middle But Overall It’s Pretty Shit”).

[pfm]

Why get the Blu-ray series 1 if you think it’s shit?

[Kevin G]

“completist”

[Ben Paddon]

That pretty much sums it up, yes. At least i’m not getting the US and UK releases. That’d be silly.

[Dave]

I just bought Series 2 on DVD, they haven’t made much of an effort.

[Pete Part Three]

I watched it on TV once. That’s as hardcore as I’m willing to go.

[Dave]

what exactly do you do for an encore? ‘Cos this is Hardcore

[Dave]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang > Everything Changes (but only just and all due to Marsters)
Day One > Sleeper
To the Last Man > Ghost Machine
Meat > Cyberwoman
Adam > Small Worlds
Countrycide > Reset
Dead Man Walking > Greeks Bearing Gifts
They Keep Killing Suzie > A Day in the Death
Random Shoes > Something Borrowed
Out of Time > From Out of the Rain
Adrift > Combat
Captain Jack Harkness > Fragments
End of Days > Exit Wounds (but only just and all due to Niebohr)

[pfm]

> what exactly do you do for an encore? ?Cos this is Hardcore

How dare you post lyrics to one of my all-time favourite songs without including a link to the amazing video??

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FmP4_SC43-E

[Pete Part Three]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Keep6l8d0S8

Having a Poo> Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang > Everything Changes
Having a Poo>Day One > Sleeper
Having a Poo>To the Last Man > Ghost Machine
Having a Poo>Meat > Cyberwoman
Having a Poo>Adam > Small Worlds
Having a Poo>Countrycide > Reset
Having a Poo>Dead Man Walking > Greeks Bearing Gifts
Having a Poo>They Keep Killing Suzie > A Day in the Death
Having a Poo>Random Shoes > Something Borrowed
Having a Poo>Out of Time > From Out of the Rain
Having a Poo>Adrift > Combat
Having a Poo>Captain Jack Harkness > Fragments
Having a Poo>End of Days > Exit Wounds

In essence, what I’m saying is…Torchwood is pants.

[Ben Paddon]

Go you.

[pfm]

> Day One > Sleeper
> Random Shoes > Something Borrowed

No.

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