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  • #117451
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I think that’s from an old episode where Kryten discovers he’s a human really and tries to recharge himself…

    #117452

    Must be one of the Remastered eps. I haven’t seen most of them.

    #117457
    mick
    Participant

    Rearmastered.

    #117459
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Rear we go again.

    #117460
    Phil
    Participant

    I can’t believe I ate the hole thing.

    #117463
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Back in the Rear – Part One

    #117464
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Back to Rearality

    #117465

    Back to Rearth. (Sorry)

    #117466
    Connell
    Participant

    Rearting for God.

    #117467
    mick
    Participant

    Bum-men of the Apocalypse

    #117468
    si
    Participant

    Arse Rimmer (What a guy).

    #117469
    mick
    Participant

    Arse Rimmer! Double points for that one Si!

    Incidentally if anyone even thinks about posting that rat line I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    #117470
    si
    Participant

    “Hope we don’t get stopped by the cops – they do a very difficult job, and shouldn’t have to fuck about stopping a made-up spacecraft in a television sitcom.”

    #117471
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Balance of Pooer.

    #117472
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > Balance of Pooer.

    Clare Grogan, there.

    #117473
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    The Rearend.

    #117474
    Phil
    Participant

    Norman Loveanalsex

    #117475
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Only The Good Die Bum

    #117476
    si
    Participant

    The Last Diarrhoea.

    #117481
    Nick R
    Participant

    Confidence and Posterior

    #117482
    si
    Participant

    The Diarrhoea Kid.

    Okay, I’ll stop with the shit jokes now.

    For once.

    #117484

    Outta the way, I gots Tikka to Shite.

    #117485
    si
    Participant

    Shitie TV.

    Damn.

    #117489
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    The (rear)End

    #117490
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Carseandra

    #117495
    mick
    Participant

    Dimension Squits

    #117496
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Back poo Reality
    Back poo Earth

    #117501
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Ouroborarse

    #117502
    si
    Participant

    Parallel Pooniverse.

    #117507

    Rimmingworld

    #117510
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Pete Fart Poo
    Queef
    The (U B)end

    #117514
    si
    Participant

    Pooture Echoes, Shiten, Poolymorph, The L-arse-t Day, Shite Hole.

    #117515
    mick
    Participant

    >Rimmingworld

    I have that on subscription, great articles.

    Constipation and Paranoia

    #117519

    >I have that on subscription, great articles.

    And suddenly my world just got a little less lonely.

    #117529
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Pee²

    #117530
    si
    Participant

    Or the fifth episode of RDVII, Poo.

    #117531
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    Feces and Angels

    #117532
    Connell
    Participant

    Kryten’s double poolaroid.

    #117533
    Connell
    Participant

    A lot of Dimensional Skids this time of year.

    Joke makes itself.

    #117534
    Connell
    Participant

    Katarina Fartikovsky.

    I’ll stop now.

    #117535
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Vindalpoo

    #117536

    Everybody is poo, Dave.

    #117537
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Dimension dump.

    #117546
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Your name was never arse. Maybe arse-hole.

    #117561
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I’ll butt the smegger into oblivion!

    #117562
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    “Bum. I never had a bum.”
    “I never had a bum neither.”
    “Well, you can all have mine!”

    #117564
    si
    Participant

    “Is that not right, Bhindi Bajhii?”
    “You bet. We just hate them. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.”

    #117573
    Nick R
    Participant

    “Now I realise that technically speaking that’s only one flaw, but I thought it was such a big bum it was worth mentioning twice.”

    #117574
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “You saying i’ve got a big bum?”

    #117577
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Ah! What’s that in the corner? It’s the arse angel Gabriel.

    #117587
    si
    Participant

    …Well, that’s pee converted, I’m a poo man, Hallepooyah.

    #117590
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Seventh day advent ploppists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent plopping. They would plop to church, plop through the service, then plop back home again.

    #117596
    mick
    Participant

    if you’re interested, I’ll be in my quarters, covered in arse syrup.

    #117600
    Connell
    Participant

    Holly Plop Drive

    #117607
    si
    Participant

    Up, up, up the ziggaraut, lickety shit.

    #117609
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Robert Llewellyn (@bobbyllew)
    8/7/12 9:20 AM
    Chicken ka-ka-doo on @audioboo boo.fm/b912330

    #117612
    mick
    Participant

    There must be some mistake, this is commander Crane’s toilet.

    #117616
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    >Up, up, up the ziggaraut, lickety shit.

    Note to self: I really need to stop reading this thread in Starbucks. I laughed so hard I knocked my beverage into the guy next to me’s lap. Luckily it had a lid on. (The beverage.)

    #117617
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    I’m sure the dog poo will be lovely.

    #117621
    mick
    Participant

    In fact I remember quite clearly last June Mr. Lister had diarrhea.

    You remember? And you didn’t like it.

    But then I poured curry sauce in him and he just bunged up!

    #117667

    >Note to self: I really need to stop reading this thread in Starbucks. I laughed so hard I knocked my beverage into the guy next to me’s lap. Luckily it had a lid on. (The beverage.)

    Just had the same effect on me with the Commander Crane’s toilet bit. I JUST FIND THE WORD TOILET FUNNY, K??

    #117668

    “…much as I trust a viral screening conducted by an automated toilet attendant…”

    #117676
    mick
    Participant

    Blocking up the arse hole has eradicated its influence! The poo it spewed into the universe no longer exists.

    #117692
    si
    Participant

    “Hem’rhoids! Everybody needs good Hem’rhoids..!”

    #117611
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Oh great, you fuckers have made the thread paginate. THANKS.

    #117693
    si
    Participant

    Sorry. :(

    Maybe new topics should be created – ‘More Things found through Red Dwarf Google Alerts’ and a specialist ‘Toilet humour/shit puns’ thread.

    #117694
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    I nominate “Rear Doorf” to be the name for the poo-pun thread.

    #117701
    Karnie
    Participant

    “Hem’rhoids! Everybody needs good Hem’rhoids..!”

    Dammit, I’m not even going to try now. Kudos!

    #117702
    mick
    Participant

    Well, I want me poo back. It’s my poo. I earned that poo!

    #117706
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I feel this thread has been ruined. By poo poo.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaayvc1cOY

    #117713
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    “Where are we going? Poo nose.”

    #117714
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    It’s the old, old story. Hemorrhoid meets hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid becomes arse-secretion. Hemorrhoid loses arse-secretion, arse-secretion turns into bob, hemorrhoid gets bob back again, bob meets bob, bob goes off with bob, and hemorrhoid loses bob, arse-secretion and hemorrhoid. How many times have we seen that story?

    #117715
    mick
    Participant

    *applauds*

    …with my arse cheeks of course.

    #117719
    Karnie
    Participant

    “There’s a six-month waiting list for turds to suddenly appear, every time I am near. “

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