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  • #11510
    John Hoare
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    #115360
    HelloMabel
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    Attempting, to read this, is making, my head, really hurt.

    #115361
    Jennifer
    Participant

    I, have, three, words:

    What, the, smeg?

    #115364
    MANI506
    Participant

    Snappy.

    #115365
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Sorry….couldn’t get through the first couple of paragraphs. Anyone care to summarise it for me?

    #115366
    Jimboid
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    Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation.

    #115434
    Bayliss
    Participant

    That hurt. That really hurt. What the smeg was that?

    #115435
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    So what is it?

    #115436
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I knew exactly what this would be just from the comments. I wasn’t disappointed.

    #115437
    Blisschick
    Participant

    I suddenly feel very, very tired.

    #115438
    pendo86
    Participant

    Oh dear.

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.british/browse_thread/thread/597c6809fb515199/dd4118ecbec25308#dd4118ecbec25308

    Have you seen the poor woman’s other posts? They’re all as bad as each other!

    #115439
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    And so a new wave of people discover the joys of Marie Birch. Savour her, everyone, like a fine wine.

    #115442
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    These are exhausting on the brain.

    Edit: I didn’t see BlissChick’s comment. Glad i’m not alone.

    #115443
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    >Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation.

    Either she has somehow latched onto this particular gag and thinks it gets funnier each time she references it in her writing style, or else the gag goes completely over her head because she is so woefully incapable of good writing. I’m not sure which is worse.

    #115448
    Blisschick
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    Sadly, I think it’s the latter. Maybe the aliens should help her with her punctuation.

    #115451
    Ben Paddon
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    Oh no, my brains.

    #115452
    Jo
    Participant

    I haven’t clicked on the link. I am already aware of Marie Birch’s work, where that is concerned, anyhow!

    #115453
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text…

    #115454
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text…

    Cheers!

    #115455
    Alex
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    There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text…

    Cheers!

    That should be in the recommendations.

    #115457
    Phil
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    Is Marie Birch hot?

    #115459
    locusceruleus
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    I need to get back to the Priory.

    #115497
    James
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    I receive them in letter form through the door, they won’t fit through the letter box. Seriously though it’s not laziness, badly educated or just plain mad it’s a physical condition close to dyslexia.

    #115505
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    Is it not an attempt to capture web bots in search ranking promoting shit?

    #116028
    John Hoare
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    #116031
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry,
    which had ran, from Saturday the 28th of March 2009 (and that, had been,
    the day, that I had actually attended, The Memorabilia Fair, at The
    Birmingham NEC, near Coventry!), until Sunday the 29th of March 2009.

    Hmm, Birmingham, Birmingham… where abouts is Birmingham again? Oh, that’s right – it’s near Coventry! How silly of me.

    #116032
    ori-STUDFARM
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    So if Birmingham is near Coventry, where’s the Midlands?

    #116034
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Who’s eating this chicken?

    #116035
    Alex
    Participant

    The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry,
    which had ran, from Saturday the 28th of March 2009 (and that, had been,
    the day, that I had actually attended, The Memorabilia Fair, at The
    Birmingham NEC, near Coventry!), until Sunday the 29th of March 2009.

    I can’t help but read that in Stewart Lee’s voice.

    #116036
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Honestly….it, is a, piss, take isn’t, it?

    #116037
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    nope.

    #116048
    John Hoare
    Participant

    It – sadly – really isn’t a piss take.

    #116053
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Shit! I reckon even I could do more better un that

    #116063
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Craig Charles, being a Presenter, of The Craig Charles Funk and Soul
    Show, at the BBC 6 Music Radio Station, has recently been updated.

    Well, I’m sure he’ll be relieved to know that.

    #116064
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    The sad part is that if you ignore, you know, everything about the way it’s written, then this page is easily the most comprehensive and detailed overview of Craig’s career going: http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/craigcharles.htm

    #116065
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    A *mini* biography, there.

    #116066
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Comma count: 2,279. Actually true.

    Edit: Tis bullshit. See post below.

    #116098
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Seconds I spent shaking my head in pity before realizing you used command-F: 12. (approximate)

    #116099
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    2,322 by my count.

    #116100
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    hang on. Where did i get 2,279 from? Ben’s right, 2,322. THAT’S WORSE!!!…

    #116102
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Is it possible the page is being updated?

    #116115
    Pete Part Three
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    >2,322 by my count.

    Surely 2,3,2,2?

    #116116
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Or, two thousand, three hundred, and twenty two, which is the same way as writing a two, a 2, a three, a 3, another 2, the same as the first digit, and another 2, which is the same digit as the first digit which is a two, a 2, a two, a 2, and the second digit, which is also a 2.

    #116120
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    His topic is ‘Mathematical questions with an answer of two.’

    #116533
    Phil
    Participant

    People Who Need Annoying People…

    Her ellipses obsessed cousin?

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