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    #217657
    si
    Participant

    Bored now.

    #217663
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Sigh.

    #218919
    flanl3
    Participant

    Cups (When I’m Gone) is sung by Holly as he fades out in Queeg.

    #219422
    flanl3
    Participant

    Kryten, you shouldn’t have to send two seperate Snaps just because you were looking at an appliance catalog!

    #219445
    Manbird
    Participant

    So.. see you all on another thread, yeah?

    Nice try, Pete.

    #219884
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    LISTER: Cat?
    CAT: Mmm?
    LISTER: Ya ever see Dear Dave?
    CAT: Sure!
    LISTER: D’ya think Dispenser 23’s sexy?
    CAT: Dispenser 23?
    LISTER: Maybe we’ve been alone in deep space too long, but every time I
    see that episode, her logo drives me crazy. Is it me?
    CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Dispenser 23 is the most
    desirable vending machine that ever lived.
    LISTER: That’s good. I thought I was goin’ strange.
    CAT: She’s incredible!
    LISTER: What d’ya think of 34?
    CAT: Dispenser 34? …Well, I would go with 34… but I’d be
    thinking of 23.

    #219885
    RickLee84
    Participant

    …c…cl….cloche?

    Anyone? No? Oh…

    #219977

    The.Red.Dwarf.S01E01.WEBRip.x264.720p-DEFLATE[HDSector]

    #219989
    Manbird
    Participant

    Fade to black as Yello’s “Oh Yeah” plays out on the soundtrack.

    Cast:

    Pete Tranter’s Sister…………..Agitator

    si……………………………………..Wise Man

    Ben Paddon………………………2nd Wise Man

    flanl………………………………….Non-Sequitor

    Manbird…………………………….Witness

    bloodteller…………………………Paramedic

    pad_ehh……………………………Priest

    Phobos And Deimos…………..Undertaker

    Fade in – post-credit sequence.

    Manbird: Are you still here? It’s OVER! Go to another thread. Goodbye.

    [Closes laptop]

    Fade out.

    Music sting: #Shugga-shug-a-shig-SHIGGA#

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