Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS FUCKING FORUM Search for: This topic has 59 replies, 24 voices, and was last updated 11 years, 8 months ago by Pete Part Three. Scroll to bottom Viewing 50 posts - 1 through 50 (of 60 total) 1 2 Author Posts February 28, 2008 at 10:16 pm #2219 John HoareParticipant I GO AWAY FOR FOUR DAYS AND EVERYONE HAS GONE MENTAL IN THE HEAD February 28, 2008 at 10:30 pm #120976 Steve HarrisParticipant It’s awfully close to webboard rot, but I’m sure it’s only temporary… February 28, 2008 at 10:51 pm #120977 AndrewParticipant We’ll soon see how rotty it is, laddie – the Hoareantine period’s nearly up! February 28, 2008 at 10:53 pm #120978 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I’m fine, thank you, Susan. February 28, 2008 at 11:32 pm #120979 PhilParticipant >the Hoareantine period?s nearly up! boooooooooo February 29, 2008 at 12:21 am #120981 AndrewParticipant Everyone’s a fucking critic… February 29, 2008 at 2:09 am #120986 Mr FlibbleParticipant Andrew: I thought your “quote” was funny. That probably says more about me though… February 29, 2008 at 4:08 am #120994 Ben PaddonParticipant # Modmaker, Modmaker, make me a Mod, Find me a find, cotch me a… # No, that doesn’t quite work. February 29, 2008 at 9:33 am #120997 AnonymousGuest I agree entirely. I hate what’s happening. In fact….I would like to announce that I denounce it…. February 29, 2008 at 10:14 am #120998 Seb PatrickKeymaster The forum’s rebelling. It can’t stand the thought of good things happening to you. February 29, 2008 at 10:47 am #121000 AnonymousGuest I think it’s….ahh…rebelling. Yes….I….think that’s what it’s doing… February 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm #121010 cliffParticipant i guess people just can’t help but be couch critics………….. ………make changes, make the world the way you want it!.. basically turn in to billy connoly and become a ranting old man!. February 29, 2008 at 1:30 pm #121016 BazParticipant When I am an old man I shall wear a purple beard. *looks in mirror* Bugger! February 29, 2008 at 1:37 pm #121017 cliffParticipant ……you know the rules.. young and wild, .middle aged and rich, ..old and annoy people by pretending your deaf!. February 29, 2008 at 9:40 pm #121034 Danny StephensonKeymaster Then you reach that age, 24 – 25… your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and before you know it you’re suddenly a fat bastard. I’m 23… It came early… :( February 29, 2008 at 10:25 pm #121037 mickParticipant >Then you reach that age, 24 – 25? your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and before you know it you?re suddenly a fat bastard. Fucking hell, that happened when I was 20 :( March 1, 2008 at 2:32 am #121044 Danny StephensonKeymaster Actually yeah it was more around the 19-20 mark for me too… March 1, 2008 at 11:26 am #121052 John HoareParticipant It did genuinely happen to me when I was 24. Gah. March 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm #121097 Joey TORDFCParticipant Happened to me at age 0 until 18. Anyway – I think we all went a bit peculiar but we can resume normal service now you’re back John :) March 4, 2008 at 12:26 am #121103 Ben PaddonParticipant I’m very nearly 22, and it started happening to me over the last eight months, while I’ve been living in the States. I mean I’m not huge, but no, thank you – I don’t think I will let myself turn into a fat git. I’ve bought a bicycle, I cycled to work today (took me an hour and fifteen minutes, too) and I’m determined to lose the weight I’ve put on. March 4, 2008 at 11:05 am #121110 BazParticipant I’ll be 42 this Friday and still take a size 32 waist in trousers, but I think I got lucky in the metabolic stakes. I do walk at weekends, and total about 30 mins walk into work every day (and 30 mins back). I don’t pig out on junk food (just the occasional treat), I do drink but not every day. I could do with more exercise, wish there was a swimming pool closer to where I live. March 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm #121114 John HoareParticipant I’m getting a bike this week to cycle to work, as I’m sick of being a fat ugly cunt. Unfortunately, it’ll only help solve the first one of the three. March 4, 2008 at 1:38 pm #121115 AndrewParticipant And only solve it from the arse down – I’ve been cycling to work daily since 2001 and it’s left me with normal human-sized legs and the same fat gut. March 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm #121116 John HoareParticipant Fucksticks. Anyone got any suggestions for exercise that will help get rid of my belly? I’m tempted to go down the Bottom route, and try liposuction with a vacuum cleaner… March 4, 2008 at 2:08 pm #121117 Ian SymesKeymaster Have you considered reincarnation? March 4, 2008 at 2:36 pm #121119 BazParticipant Swimming. Seriously. Once or twice a week, build up the number of lengths you can do each time, one of the best all over body exercises you can do. Mike signed on with a gym near where we live and it helped him keep his weight down. March 4, 2008 at 2:41 pm #121120 John HoareParticipant I tried swimming for a bit. But the problem is that it’s something you have to actually get off your arse and do, rather than something you do every day by default, like cycling. But I guess there’s no other option. Ta for the advice. Robert Llewellyn would be ashamed of me. March 4, 2008 at 2:51 pm #121121 AnonymousGuest Don’t go to him with your fucking weight problems! March 4, 2008 at 2:56 pm #121122 AndrewParticipant EAT LESS FOOD!! Smaller portions, eating more slowly to better register when you’re full, stopping when you ARE full rather than when the plate’s clear, less snacking, replace some of the snacks with flavoured rice cakes or cereal. (To be fair, all this IS slightly working for me this year. Just need to break some bad habits.) The problem with exercise is that you have to maintain it. Drop the thrice-weekly swimming sessions and it all starts to creep back on. I’ve upped my exercise to ‘a little bit’, I’m walking to the station rather than taking the bus, but nothing much more. Because I don’t have the will to keep it going. When I go full-time freelance (one happy day), I’m going to have to force myself to cycle for 20 minutes each end of the day despite working at home – just so I don’t hit blimp proportions. March 4, 2008 at 3:19 pm #121123 AnonymousGuest What I found really helped was focussing on a food’s calorie content rather than fat content. I always assumed…less fat means less weight put on. But n’est pas. Surprising foodstuffs like bread will make you put on weight. And natural fruit smoothies! Who would’ve thunked that? Bombay Mix is also incredibly bad. Worse than pork scratchings! March 4, 2008 at 3:33 pm #121124 Ian SymesKeymaster There’s your answer – eat more pork scratchings. March 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm #121125 BazParticipant http://a3.vox.com/6a00c10e0f6746d3b400c2251c3233f219-320pi March 4, 2008 at 4:15 pm #121126 Tanya JonesParticipant ‘I tried swimming for a bit.’ translates to ‘I went a few times after a lot of nagging.’ I think we should resume badminton – we have the raquets and shuttlecocks, after all. March 4, 2008 at 4:19 pm #121127 mickParticipant FACT… You cannot, with any type of exercise, spot loose weight for a specific part of your body, ask any trainer or dietition. You can do specific muscle exercises, but stomach muscle buiding will not directly effect the fat on your stomach. March 4, 2008 at 4:25 pm #121128 BazParticipant Perhaps a G&T Fat Club. We can incorporate that Wii Tennis tournament. Rule one- You will not talk about fat club… March 4, 2008 at 5:11 pm #121130 Tanya JonesParticipant Mick is quite right, of course, it takes good cardio-vascular exercise to bump up your metabolic rate so you burn more calories. Muscle tone certainly helps, but you have no control over where you lose weight on your body. Cycling will certainly help fitness and is better for the environment, though! March 4, 2008 at 6:17 pm #121131 AndrewParticipant > Cycling will certainly help fitness and is better for the environment, though! Plus imagine the shorts! Fuck, no, on second thought, stop – DO NOT IMAGINE THE SHORTS! March 4, 2008 at 6:48 pm #121132 John HoareParticipant The boys are back in the barracks. March 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm #121133 Ian SymesKeymaster I think we should resume badminton – we have the raquets and shuttlecocks, after all. It’s badminGton. Don’t you even know that? March 4, 2008 at 7:51 pm #121134 AnonymousGuest >The boys are back in the barracks. FAT COW. *hangs up* March 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm #121144 pennyParticipant Forgetting to eat, having to walk up and down 12 flights of stairs to and from work every day and walking quite a bit (quite a lot of walking when friend or family member is visiting) is the excise I get and I weighted myself for the first time in about 5 years a month back and it turn out I’m still the same weight. March 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm #121168 Seb PatrickKeymaster As far as food goes, I think it really is all about the portion control. I’ve noticed a difference since I stopped just piling it on the plate (although I do still have trouble leaving things – I am a plate-finisher). Also, while you shouldn’t necessarily count calories obsessively (I do try to keep tabs on this at the moment, but that’s my own personal way of keeping on top of things), it is worth keeping an eye on the content of certain things. I used to love Chicken/Bacon club sandwiches from Tesco until I discovered that they were 700 calories. Chicago Town microwaveable pizzas are about 500 each – and they’re so small you can’t only eat one of them. I nearly bought a pain au chocolate bread and butter pudding from M&S the other day… and discovered that half the pack was 900 calories! Little things like that, really. I’m not saying you have to get all obsessive about it, but I think a lot of the time people are unaware of what’s a healthy amount, and what’s just piling it on. Cheese, for example, is quite ridiculously laden with fat and calories (which is really annoying when you’re trying to buy sandwiches and you’ve sworn off factory-farmed meat…) March 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm #121189 John HoareParticipant You’re right. Unfortunately, I’ve just bought a Ginster’s sausage roll, a Flake, and – seriously – A PACKET OF ROAST OX CRISPS. March 5, 2008 at 1:47 pm #121191 Tanya JonesParticipant You can see why he put on the weight in the first place, can’t you? March 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm #121193 John HoareParticipant March 5, 2008 at 2:55 pm #121196 AnonymousGuest Stoned? March 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm #121202 Ben PaddonParticipant He should be. March 5, 2008 at 9:41 pm #121216 PhilParticipant Ho! March 6, 2008 at 3:14 pm #121279 mickParticipant Taking a crap by the looks of it, but who on? ;) March 6, 2008 at 3:17 pm #121281 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Is that the new Holly for Red Dwarf : The Movie? 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