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  • #234392
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    I just posted a topic. Why was it removed? Why can I not post it again?

    #234393
    Dave
    Participant

    Don’t mention topics, they’re food.

    #234394
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    what was the topic?

    #234395
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    also i distinctly remember there being a bit in Red Dwarf where Rimmer goes “I bet you I’m the only person who bought a Topic bar and it didn’t have a single hazelnut in it’ but for the life of me i can’t remember what its from

    #234396
    Dave
    Participant

    Stasis Leak.

    #234397
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    Red Dwarf as a television series has brought great joy to many people over the years, including its legions of fans from around the world. The show has not always been plain sailing however, and in fact has resulted in several difficult experiences for its cast and crew. Let’s summarise these below:

    CRAIG CHARLES: Joined the show in 1987 as a novice actor with little experience. Was arguably thrust into the limelight and became very successful, but his inexperience and immaturity resulted in him pursuing questionable life choices. Became embroiled in a rape trial in 1994 that was to last almost a year, before being cleared in 1995. Throughout the 2000s had an extensive and costly drug addition that resulted in him almost losing his job.

    CHRIS BARRIE: Was a successful voiceover artist and impressionist prior to joining the show. Had a bitter relationship with his fellow cast members before leaving in 1994 after suffering from a breakdown. He briefly rejoined the show’s cast in 1996 before returning full time in 1998. Has done little, if any, comedy work since.

    DANNY JOHN-JULES: Not much to report, other than he once attacked two bin workers and threatened them with a 16-inch knife in 2008.

    NORMAN LOVETT: Joined the show in 1987 but left in 1989 following a bitter dispute. He rejoined in 1998 but again vowed never to return in 2008 following another bitter dispute. After several years of deadlock he rejoined the show once again in 2016 for a brief cameo appearance.

    ROBERT LLEWELLYN: Has played mechanoid Kryten since Series 3 in 1989. Extensive prosthetics work have arguably resulted in the premature aging of his skin. Robert also suggested that playing the character for so long had caused him to suffer with claustrophobia.

    DOUG NAYLOR: Creator of and head writer of the show alongside his writing partner and childhood friend, Rob Grant. Went to America in 1991 with his writing partner to pursue an American version of Red Dwarf, but came back unsuccessful and arguably ruined. In 1994, the show arguably resulted in the breakdown of their decades long relationship. Doug was forced by the BBC to write two more series in the late-1990s (despite his heart not being in it) which many fans argue are the show’s worst ever. Fruitlessly wasted ten years pursuing a Red Dwarf movie that did not happen.

    ROB GRANT: Was the creator of and head writer of the show alongside his writing partner and childhood friend, Doug Naylor. Went to America in 1991 with his writing partner to pursue an American version of Red Dwarf, but came back unsuccessful and arguably ruined. He left the show in 1995 following a bitter dispute with Doug that would see him never to return.

    CHLOE ANNETT: Joined the show in 1996 following the departure of Chris Barrie. Many fans hated her character and used her as a scapegoat as the point when Red Dwarf started to decline in quality. Understandably, Chloe found it very difficult to deal with such a negative reaction towards her character. She has also admitted to finding it difficult to work in what she described as a very male dominated environment.

    Many of the show’s cast have also complained of being “typecast”, and have found it difficult to rid themselves of this. This typecasting has arguably resulted in the main cast members encountering issues when finding work playing other characters.

    I’m sure that there’s more but this is just a brief overview of the problems that Red Dwarf has caused.

    #234399

    What is this bullshit

    #234401
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    >Fruitlessly wasted ten years pursuing a Red Dwarf movie

    Bit harsh to say he wasted a decade of his life, isn’t it? I mean sure the movie never happened, but it wasn’t as if that was all he was doing from 1999-2008. He probably, you know, went on holiday and stuff. And had a lovely time with his family, and went down to TESCO’s to do the shopping a couple of hundred times. He wasn’t just sat at his desk trying to get the movie done 24/7, presumably

    #234402
    Dave
    Participant

    Oh, so it’s basically a sort of muckraking/character assassination thread topic? I can see why it was removed.

    #234403

    HATTIE HAYRIDGE: Forever typecast as a floating-head

    BOB THE SKUTTER: Upstart career ruined by ‘Pete Parts I & II’, now addicted to anti-depressants and a raging alcoholic

    DAVID ROSS: Forever typecast as a toaster

    JAWSCVMCDIA: Condemned to make shit threads on Ganymede & Titan for all eternity, usually revolving around subjects such as ‘Which cast member has the biggest cock’

    #234404
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    >DANNY JOHN-JULES: Not much to report, other than he once attacked two bin workers and threatened them with a 16-inch knife in 2008

    That’s totally unrelated to Red Dwarf, though. Although it does remind me of how funny the comments on this thread were-

    Er, right.

    #234406
    Lily
    Participant

    Are those your opinions Jawscvmcdia, or have you just plagiarised them from somewhere else? I don’t see “discuss” anywhere, so I’m presuming the latter.

    #234407

    This has always been my favorite comment I’ve ever seen on Ganymede & Titan

    “Craig Charles: crack addiction.
    Robert Llewellyn: fat slur.
    Danny John Jules: binmen knife attack (allegedly).
    Chris Barrie: racist.

    Whatever next?”

    My Media: Chris Barrie

    #234408

    I just like how it has allegedly next to Danny’s and just flat racist next to Chris’s lol

    #234411
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    the fuck is this.

    #234413
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Your topic got caught in the spam filter for some reason – nothing was deleted or removed, we wouldn’t do that without saying something.

    Perhaps the spam filter has become sentient and has spilled over into quality control. If so, it’s got a lot of work still to do.

    #234415

    The spam filter only has an IQ of 6, leave it alone.

    #234416
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Well, that’s 5 more than Jawscvmcdia.

    #234417
    Jo
    Participant

    Jawscvmcdia – At what point did you decide that we absolutely *had* to read this word salad?

    #234418
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    i had a salad for lunch today (with some rice! not in the salad but as a separate thing) and i must confess it was more enjoyable than Jawscvmcdia’s word salad

    #234419
    Dave
    Participant

    What would Red Dwarf look like if it was a salad? Discuss.

    #234420
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Just a fuckload of tomatoes.

    #234421
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    nice-neighborhood.mp4

    #234424
    Jawscvmcdia
    Blocked

    >Jawscvmcdia – At what point did you decide that we absolutely *had* to read this word salad?

    The moment I pressed submit.

    #234427
    flanl3
    Participant

    HATTIE HAYRIDGE: Arrested for allegedly setting fire to DJXXI, eating Doug Naylor, wearing a black turtleneck, and spray-painting “i fucked your mum” on Norman Lovett’s window.

    #234428
    tombow
    Participant

    ” Chloe…admitted to finding it difficult to work in what she described as a very male dominated environment”

    what did she expect, she didn’t even learn what offside was properly.

    #234437
    Hamish
    Participant

    Oh dear.

    #234438
    Warbodog
    Participant

    This thread’s a bit like Timewave in its meta-commentary. And in another respect.

    #234465
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    edgy

    #234482
    Moonlight
    Participant

    Personally I feel we can still save this shambles by developing a new injoke and then running it into the ground for 200 posts.

    #234489
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    CHARLES AUGINS- Arrested for dressing like an alien twat during season 4 of Blakes 7, as well as choreographing the universally-despised Blue Midget dance. Let out on good behaviour for having a soothing voice though

    #234518
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    CRAIG FERGUSON – gave up drink, smegged off to america and became the sexiest person anyone has ever seen in their lives in the whole world ever

    #234523
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    MAC MCDONALD: Became so fat his shadow killed a dog.

    #234529
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    PIERS MORGAN : Never appeared in Red Dwarf. Is a cunt.

    #234533
    Ridley
    Participant
    #234534
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    ADOLF HITLER- Killed himself.

    #234543
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    TONY HAWKS: Failed to denounce Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 5, the first and only game in the series which made the player feel like they had the skateboarding skills of Tony Hawks.

    #234559
    Moonlight
    Participant

    CHARLES ARMITAGE – Responsible for the existence of Series 8. Tried to get Doug to replace Rimmer’s H in Back to Earth with a D for “dead” to avoid confusing new viewers. Spent the Series 10 audience money on a bet that Doug couldn’t throw out half the scripts and write new ones over a weekend, but embezzled the money and had to pay out the bet with the OB budget.

    #234560
    Moonlight
    Participant

    CHRIS BARRIE – His stereotypical portrayal of a dead man as a neurotic gimp was directly responsible for the 1992 mob lynching of six dead men in broad daylight.

    #234562
    Moonlight
    Participant

    ANDREW ELLARD – Laughed really really hard at Series 8 and was immediately hired to judge whether or not future scripts were working. Signed off on Taiwan Tony. Once argued with me on TOS about the exact technical nature of certain terrible-in-execution-and-concept effects in The End Remastered when I was 12 or 13.

    #234563
    Moonlight
    Participant

    CRAIG CHARLES – Almost immolated and drowned Robery Llewelyn for a light. Wasted the legal system tens of thousands by being falsely accused of rape, something he should have known was a poor career choice. Never responded to any of my marriage proposal tweets. Git.

    #234597
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    ANDREW ELLARD – Once mocked me on the TOS for misspelling the Acton Rehearsal Rooms as the Actor Rehearsal Rooms. Prick.

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