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  • #6794
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Well, we know what it is, obviously. And you’ll know soon. But not just yet. We just thought we’d give you a little tease that there’s Something In The Offing.

    Stay tuned…

    #111569
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Oh. Alright then.

    As an aside, the British version of The Offing is much better than the American one.

    #111567
    redhead85
    Participant

    See, that’s because you’re a teasing bastard.

    #111568
    Dave
    Participant

    The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No – ReMastered is coming to DVD?

    #111581
    Carlito
    Participant

    Followed by Just The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No?

    Then The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No: The Original Assembly?

    Followed by a The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No boxset, containing all of the above in packaging much worse than the original for an equal or greater price?

    #111582
    Carlito
    Participant

    Or am I just being fucking preposterous?

    #111583
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    To be fair, if we actually owned the rights to TM:YNYN, that is exactly the sort of thing we’d do.

    #111584
    JamesTC
    Participant

    A ten part review on Just The Show: Series 1?

    #111585
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Some people will do anything for attention.

    #111586
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I think it’s a new header jpg.

    The full text will read “Ganymede & Titan presents Ganymede & Titan”.

    #111587
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Don’t tempt me, Pete…

    #111588
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Oh, just do it.

    #111589
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Oh no, i’m not falling for that trick, getting me to show you more of the picture…

    I’ve got my eye on you… *points at my right and left eyes with my index and middle finger respectively and then points at a relatively close approximation of where your left and right eyes are with the same index and middle finger, respectively*

    #111590
    Ridley
    Participant

    The full text will read “Ganymede & Titan presents Ganymede & Titan”.

    A Centron Production

    #111560
    Jonsmad
    Participant

    I’ve looked closely at the picture, and I’ve concluded it’s something to do with Red Dwarf. Sorry, I was expecting to get a lot more than that.

    #111591
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Anything?

    Yep, this came from G&T, alright…

    #111592
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

    #111594
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Someone else tell him..

    #111571
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

    Ian Symes likes this.

    #111572
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    My guess is that G&T have brought the rights to Red Dwarf and are making the new season, but due to having a budget of a website instead of a TV Series, there is only one set and all the actors are replaced by Skutters. But then the Skutter union goes on strike, so you replace them with non-union Skutters. Unfortuantly, the non-union Skutters break after about seven scenes, so then you scrape the bottom of the barrel and cast Iain Lee.

    …nah that can’t be it, every skutter’s already in the union.

    #111600
    Dave
    Participant

    Skutters are far more expensive than actors.

    #111601
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    But Iain Lee is very cheap.

    #111602
    Alex
    Participant

    Speaking of him, did anyone hear him talking about the site again here?: http://www.youtube.com/user/DyinCrapshooter#p/u/42/yCsb5X-4W1I

    #111603
    pfm
    Participant

    So…according to #IainLeeCunt, sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf is neither sci-fi nor comedy….

    Clearly he’s only ever seen VIII.

    #111604
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > Speaking of him, did anyone hear him talking about the site again here?:

    No, but I have now!

    #111605
    Jo
    Participant

    He really needs to let it go! I notice that he doesn’t mention to Charlie Brooker that this all kicked off because he decided to search for his own name and the word ‘cunt’.

    #111607
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Iain Lee’s going a bit grey ’round the edges, isn’t he?

    #111608
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Sounds like he’s given up…

    #111611
    Ridley
    Participant

    Ian Symes likes this.

    We all could if it was you. ;)

    He really needs to let it go!

    I thought Mr. Patrick and Mr. Lee had settled It in some sort of offsite settlement?

    #111612
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I don’t think anything was really being instigated again, rather it was relevant to the topic they were discussing. Funny when you know who it is though.

    #111614
    Jo
    Participant

    I’d agree if he wasn’t so detailed about who it was.

    #111615
    pfm
    Participant

    What a cunt.

    #111620
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Ladies, calling Iain Lee a cunt is *so* 2009.

    #111621
    Jo
    Participant

    Nah, it never goes out of style!

    #111622
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

    #111623
    Dave
    Participant

    >FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

    And now I’m losing interest.

    #111624
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    His involvement is *very* minimal. And unknown to him.

    #111625
    redhead85
    Participant

    > His involvement is *very* minimal. And unknown to him.

    Not if he googles ‘Iain Lee’ and ‘projects I’m slightly featured in but don’t currently know about’….

    #111626
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Which he almost certainly will.

    #111627
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >> FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

    You’re obviously obsessed. I think you have a little crush.

    #111628
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >> FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

    You’re obviously obsessed. I think you have a little crush.

    #111633
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    FUN FACT: Checking the site on Friday is probably the best way to find out what this is all about.

    #111634
    Jo
    Participant

    FUN FACT: I already know what this is all about, but I won’t tell you :oP BWAHAHAHA!

    #111635
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    FUN FACT: I like turtles.

    #111638
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    FUN FACT : It’s April Fools Day on Friday.

    #111645
    pfm
    Participant

    It’s probably a relaunch of the Dwarf wiki, or some bollocks of that nature…:P

    #111595
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    In that case, I’m guessing this will be some exciting project, and when we click on the link we get a 404 page with the words “Oh boy, weren’t we suckered.” And then a picture of Iain Lee shows up and laughs at you. Then he gets hit by a rock.

    #111559
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    You can all be a right fucking cynical lot sometimes.

    #111652
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > You can all be a right fucking cynical lot sometimes.

    “sometimes” ..?

    #111656
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Fucking”?

    #111658
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “right”?

    #111661
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >“sometimes” ..?

    An adverb meaning “on occasion”.

    >”Fucking”?

    A gerund, and a vulgarism for the act of copulation. In this instance, however, a modifying adverb equivalent to “very”, used for emphasis.

    >”right”?

    Most commonly, the opposite of “left”, or a synonym for “correct”. In this instance, however, another modifying adverb also equivalent to “very”, and used for further emphasis.

    #111662
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “a”

    Doesn’t really mean anything.

    #111663
    JamesTC
    Participant

    a: Used when referring to someone or something for the first time in a text or conversation

    #111664
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Good, so we’re well on our way…

    #111666
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    So “if” we don’t all vote the same way, we’ll be “deadlocked” and have to be “sequestered” in the Springfield Palace Hotel.

    #111598
    Phil
    Participant

    Hey dudes. What’s going on in this thread?

    #111669
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    FREE WILLY!

    #111672
    Carlito
    Participant

    > FREE WILLY!

    I’ll take it.

    #111681
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster
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