WOAH HOH HOH, what’s all this?

[Seb Patrick]

Well, we know what it is, obviously. And you’ll know soon. But not just yet. We just thought we’d give you a little tease that there’s Something In The Offing.

Stay tuned…

Topic

[Ben Paddon]

Oh. Alright then.

As an aside, the British version of The Offing is much better than the American one.

[redhead85]

See, that’s because you’re a teasing bastard.

[Dave]

The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No – ReMastered is coming to DVD?

[Carlito]

Followed by Just The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No?

Then The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No: The Original Assembly?

Followed by a The Movie: Yeah, No, Yeah, No boxset, containing all of the above in packaging much worse than the original for an equal or greater price?

[Carlito]

Or am I just being fucking preposterous?

[Seb Patrick]

To be fair, if we actually owned the rights to TM:YNYN, that is exactly the sort of thing we’d do.

[JamesTC]

A ten part review on Just The Show: Series 1?

[hummingbird]

Some people will do anything for attention.

[Pete Part Three]

I think it’s a new header jpg.

The full text will read “Ganymede & Titan presents Ganymede & Titan”.

[Danny Stephenson]

Don’t tempt me, Pete…

[Ben Paddon]

Oh, just do it.

[Danny Stephenson]

Oh no, i’m not falling for that trick, getting me to show you more of the picture…

I’ve got my eye on you… *points at my right and left eyes with my index and middle finger respectively and then points at a relatively close approximation of where your left and right eyes are with the same index and middle finger, respectively*

[Ridley]

The full text will read “Ganymede & Titan presents Ganymede & Titan”.

A Centron Production

[Jonsmad]

I’ve looked closely at the picture, and I’ve concluded it’s something to do with Red Dwarf. Sorry, I was expecting to get a lot more than that.

[Danny Stephenson]

Anything?

Yep, this came from G&T, alright…

[Plastic Percy]

If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

[Danny Stephenson]

Someone else tell him..

[Ian Symes]

If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.

Ian Symes likes this.

[peepingsignal]

My guess is that G&T have brought the rights to Red Dwarf and are making the new season, but due to having a budget of a website instead of a TV Series, there is only one set and all the actors are replaced by Skutters. But then the Skutter union goes on strike, so you replace them with non-union Skutters. Unfortuantly, the non-union Skutters break after about seven scenes, so then you scrape the bottom of the barrel and cast Iain Lee.

…nah that can’t be it, every skutter’s already in the union.

[Dave]

Skutters are far more expensive than actors.

[Jonathan Capps]

But Iain Lee is very cheap.

[Alex]

Speaking of him, did anyone hear him talking about the site again here?: http://www.youtube.com/user/DyinCrapshooter#p/u/42/yCsb5X-4W1I

[pfm]

So…according to #IainLeeCunt, sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf is neither sci-fi nor comedy….

Clearly he’s only ever seen VIII.

[Jonathan Capps]

> Speaking of him, did anyone hear him talking about the site again here?:

No, but I have now!

[Jo]

He really needs to let it go! I notice that he doesn’t mention to Charlie Brooker that this all kicked off because he decided to search for his own name and the word ‘cunt’.

[Ben Paddon]

Iain Lee’s going a bit grey ’round the edges, isn’t he?

[Danny Stephenson]

Sounds like he’s given up…

[Ridley]

Ian Symes likes this.

We all could if it was you. ;)

He really needs to let it go!

I thought Mr. Patrick and Mr. Lee had settled It in some sort of offsite settlement?

[Danny Stephenson]

I don’t think anything was really being instigated again, rather it was relevant to the topic they were discussing. Funny when you know who it is though.

[Jo]

I’d agree if he wasn’t so detailed about who it was.

[pfm]

What a cunt.

[hummingbird]

Ladies, calling Iain Lee a cunt is *so* 2009.

[Jo]

Nah, it never goes out of style!

[Jonathan Capps]

FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

[Dave]

>FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

And now I’m losing interest.

[Jonathan Capps]

His involvement is *very* minimal. And unknown to him.

[redhead85]

> His involvement is *very* minimal. And unknown to him.

Not if he googles ‘Iain Lee’ and ‘projects I’m slightly featured in but don’t currently know about’….

[Jonathan Capps]

Which he almost certainly will.

[hummingbird]

>> FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

You’re obviously obsessed. I think you have a little crush.

[hummingbird]

>> FUN FACT: Iain Lee slightly features in this project (not personally, though, that would be hideous).

You’re obviously obsessed. I think you have a little crush.

[Seb Patrick]

FUN FACT: Checking the site on Friday is probably the best way to find out what this is all about.

[Jo]

FUN FACT: I already know what this is all about, but I won’t tell you :oP BWAHAHAHA!

[Ben Paddon]

FUN FACT: I like turtles.

[Pete Part Three]

FUN FACT : It’s April Fools Day on Friday.

[pfm]

It’s probably a relaunch of the Dwarf wiki, or some bollocks of that nature…:P

[peepingsignal]

In that case, I’m guessing this will be some exciting project, and when we click on the link we get a 404 page with the words “Oh boy, weren’t we suckered.” And then a picture of Iain Lee shows up and laughs at you. Then he gets hit by a rock.

[Seb Patrick]

You can all be a right fucking cynical lot sometimes.

[hummingbird]

> You can all be a right fucking cynical lot sometimes.

“sometimes” ..?

[Ben Paddon]

“Fucking”?

[Danny Stephenson]

“right”?

[Author]

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