Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Would you watch a Red Dwarf porn film? Search for: This topic has 81 replies, 28 voices, and was last updated 7 years, 10 months ago by Dave. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic November 16, 2016 at 9:09 pm #218478 JawscvmcdiaParticipant Discuss. Creator Topic Viewing 31 replies - 51 through 81 (of 81 total) 1 2 Author Replies July 12, 2018 at 8:19 am #234498 clemParticipant Fucked Hoop XXXtended July 12, 2018 at 8:54 am #234500 DaveParticipant The Rimmer Munching Song July 12, 2018 at 9:52 am #234501 DaveParticipant Better Than Wife July 12, 2018 at 10:43 am #234503 UnrumbleParticipant Thanks For The Mammaries July 12, 2018 at 2:31 pm #234505 Ben SaundersParticipant Mech Cock Crazy Siliconia July 12, 2018 at 3:11 pm #234507 DaveParticipant Todgehunter July 12, 2018 at 3:12 pm #234508 DaveParticipant Anally The Good July 12, 2018 at 4:57 pm #234510 clemParticipant Cum Meal Hung Men of the Ass Pucker Lips July 12, 2018 at 5:07 pm #234511 clemParticipant Fadge the skutter July 12, 2018 at 6:32 pm #234512 Ben SaundersParticipant Krytie TV July 12, 2018 at 9:09 pm #234516 DaveParticipant Dimension Hump July 12, 2018 at 9:40 pm #234519 Dollar PoundParticipant more into quanderporn these days July 12, 2018 at 9:49 pm #234520 Dollar PoundParticipant the 8 of series viii is depicted as a chalk board tally. fun fact: the first three series also conform to this format July 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm #234521 Dollar PoundParticipant I googled quander and quanderporn would be weird July 13, 2018 at 1:47 pm #234536 bloodtellerParticipant You know you would watch it though July 13, 2018 at 9:13 pm #234546 Plastic PercyParticipant There’s actually an erotic novel based on the series on Amazon. ‘Pink Dwarf’ by Dick Bush. The best part is, they apparently appear to be a fan as they’ve gone to the trouble of calling the first book ‘Byte One: Infinity Welcomes Sexy Drivers’. “The year is 2280. The Pink Dwarf strip club is in orbit around Mimas, one of the moons of Saturn. Among the exotic dancers on board is Deb Lister, who is caught by her manager, Reginald Rimmer, sucking off customers in the private booths. She’s sent into stasis for the rest of the tour without pay. Three million years later and Deb emerges from stasis and finds all the crew dead and Pink Dwarf adrift in deep deep space. Reginald has been brought back as a hologram and there’s a mysterious life-form onboard. As they strive to find their way back to earth they encounter Sexbots, Genetically Engineered Milfs, parallel universes and a homicidal shopping centre hell-bent on destroying the entire universe. This erotic parody contains ridiculously descriptive sex scenes of a sci-fi nature. Expect sickness.” July 13, 2018 at 10:08 pm #234547 HamishParticipant > homicidal shopping centre hell-bent on destroying the entire universe. Taken from Rob Grant’s attempted rewrite of Trojan… July 13, 2018 at 11:02 pm #234550 bloodtellerParticipant I love the reviews on the back cover- “This made me very uneasy” July 13, 2018 at 11:04 pm #234551 bloodtellerParticipant “Let me know if they are any good. Asking for a friend” “I don’t know why this is a thing but I’m not gonna lie, I’m intrigued” “Fucking hell. I knew it would be bad. I didn’t realise how bad it would be” July 14, 2018 at 3:42 pm #234557 DaveParticipant Having read the synopses of all five chapters, they at least seem to have done their homework. July 15, 2018 at 12:20 am #234564 flanl3Participant We’re all buying this just to prove that Jawscvmcdia needs to stop making threads, right? July 15, 2018 at 7:47 am #234565 Pete Part ThreeParticipant “Lister got to her knees and crawled across the stage as she spied one guy. He wasn’t yelling, like the others. He was just looking. Watching. Mesmerised. She crawls right up to him and grabs hold of his collar and licks her tongue over his lips and nose. He lets out a sigh of amazement.” This is shameless. They just shifted verb tense in the middle of a paragraph. July 15, 2018 at 1:28 pm #234569 JonsmadParticipant At one of the TV recordings Ian the warm up guy was gifted a fan in the audience making a claim her boyfriend had made her record a red dwarf porn film with him. I think Ian made her reveal more detail between takes of the actual show. Think it might have been Rimmer and Kochanski cos play, all I really remember is that she said they used a portaloo as the set for Star bug. Theres a tip for series XIII budget constraints. July 15, 2018 at 4:15 pm #234572 flanl3Participant I’d actually say that tense shift is somewhat valid. July 15, 2018 at 4:43 pm #234573 DaveParticipant I’d love to see a G&T review of Pink Dwarf that focuses exclusively on spelling and grammar errors. July 15, 2018 at 4:46 pm #234574 DaveParticipant But seriously, it feels like there’s a G&T article in this. I’m tempted to buy it and write one on spec. Actually buying it would feel a bit grimy though. July 17, 2018 at 5:09 am #234599 MoonlightParticipant What kind of person pays for slash fiction? July 17, 2018 at 12:55 pm #234607 Ben SaundersParticipant Everybody who bought 50 Shades of Gray July 17, 2018 at 1:24 pm #234608 bloodtellerParticipant if a Red Dwarf porn film was released, it would be digitally remastered 10 years later so that the chode is now a ridiculously long cock. July 18, 2018 at 11:43 am #234641 MoonlightParticipant I am extremely tempted to take the The End Remastered skutter and paste him over pornography. July 18, 2018 at 11:48 am #234643 DaveParticipant I am extremely tempted to take the The End Remastered skutter and paste him The opening line of Pink Dwarf Part Six. Author Replies Viewing 31 replies - 51 through 81 (of 81 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
