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> What is the best thing, do you think?

A TAIWANESE SLAG!!!!

*Nah not really it’s gotta be…………

CACKING YOUR PANTS!!!

Why? Cause it’s bloody lovely!

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Ah, my dying thread was saved. Cacky can die happy. Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for the New Year!

* Hopefully this time next year we will be ‘unable’ to discuss anything about the recordings of XI!

** And remember never eat runny brown snow! Unless you want to pour it on a McDonald’s because it would probably make it taste better!

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When I heard about it and RTD was involved I was looking forward to it. I watched the first 4 episodes and though obviously you have to dumb it down for children, I don’t see why they didn’t use this interesting concept to replace Merlin on prime time.

When I watch the show I just see for the most part ideas and concepts from other works such as LOTR and Harry Potter slapped together to make a medicore poor written show. You like it? Good for you. But I didn’t come into this wanted to hate it, but sadly I do.

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>Was pleasantly surprised by “An Unexpected Journey” as well.

Mccoy was such a joy in that.

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Utter shit. A load of stolen ideas banded together with loads of reused DW costumes.

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Applemask your evil idea is rotten to the core.

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> ~Fin

More like “sued” …..he stole my idea.

Though to be fair only the first part. I never said it could be funny or the blowing up bit. We’re split the profits.

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Love to sniff your crack. I bet it smells like skittles because your one fruity slut.

* Sniffs……..”Aah, Pecos!”

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White lightning enema, because your worth it.

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> “Now I have a machine gun. ho. ho. ho….”

No one kills him but me!

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Meltdown. Cause it’s like panto innit?

I bet they wanted to put Jesus in it back then, but I guess they had to make do with Gandhi. Would have loved a Jesus and Judas face off with maybe Rimmer suggesting they settle it with a game of subbuteo.

With Rimmer as referee.

Jesus : I’ve been listening to Genesis all my life…..

Rimmer : Oi! Jesus, that’s it your off!

Kryten : Oh – it appears that Mr Jesus sir has hung himself.

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Pedobear in GTA IV.

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RDR was made by a different studio within Rockstar. V like the other GTA’s before it is being made in Edinburgh at their HQ. Probably come out on PC late 2013 like IV did. Let’s just hope it isn’t a crappy port. I’ve heard good things about Max Payne 3’s PC version.

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I love these old school posters. Those Snowmen look so evil how the hell did they get away with that look…..

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a441064/doctor-who-christmas-special-the-snowmen-gets-poster-new-image.html

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> A billion piece jigsaw finally falls into place.

All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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As the evil Tories are back in they should bring back the The Happiness Patrol.

Boris should play the Candy Man!

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Anyone double dipping for V? I’m getting it on PS3 and PC (hopefully late in 2013)

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Thanks everyone. Great night.

All in all, a 100% successful trip!

* Accept for Team G&T which was a 96.66666666666667% successful trip!

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Tiny Toones > Muppet Babies

I heard the new Muppets film is good, it’s on Sky Movies this Christmas, so will check it out.

Good old Father Murdoch :D

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^ LOL

Craig’s wig must be made of liquorice. A weave of Bertie Bassett’s pubic hairs.

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> I’m going to regret that in the morning. CHEEEERS!

Correct.

Anyway Iove an episode where Kryten has to wear that old northern head from DNA. Moaning and attacking everyone left and right.

Rimmer : Kryten have you completed when I requested?

Kryten : I don’t need no bloody idiot talking me like that. If you want to walk up the hill to buy some bread – you do it yourself you lazy bugger!

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> A foaming ropey old twat sandwich is loose on board. It’s up to the Dwarfers to cunt it down.

I’m going to regret that in the morning. CHEEEERS!

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> Lister and the group spend thirty minutes waiting at Taiwan Tony’s for their order to come in.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES…….and I’m spent!

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I’m only going on what I read. He could be in it I guess after all it was nearly 30 years ago. I think they will have all the Doctor’s in it one way or another.

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I think the ones used for the Smeg Up’s back in 1994 were of better quality or it might just be they wanted to keep the VHS under an hour.

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> Why skip Colin?

He got the sack didn’t he? He even refused to come back for the regeneration scene.

> (It’s Fenric, by the way)

Yeh I know – I did that to see if somebody would correct me :D

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Some places do use the Dr it’s not really a big deal. Dr and Doctor are pretty interchangeable.

Anyway…….love to see Sylvester McCoy back and Ace with her suspenders! (see the Curse Of Fenrick for more info)

I assume they will skip Colin. Please no Billie Fucking Piper – just put DJJ as Dwayne in a blond wig instead!

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Have to say I’m rather impressed by the new DG’s CV. I wish him luck. He’s going to need it.

Anyway back to sandwiches. Love me a crisp sandwich with brown sauce and cheese. Yummy!

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> Red Dwarf XXX

What? Wait 20 series for that to happen. Fuck that.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCP7XKu9Gc

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> Yes, that’s where Top Gear’s budget goes. It’s not like Christmas special decisions are made months in advance or anything like that.

FINALLY. We’ve agreed on something.

Now when are you going to let me have a go in your battered blue box? The foreplay has gone on long enough!

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The recent James Bond special with Richard Hammond was very good. I love the Top Gear specials at Christmas. Not one this year though……the shows budget probably went on paying off the former director general for beng such a useless limp wristed fuckwit.

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Someone asked after the chat closed…….. “Could a Red Dwarf video game potentially double as the unproduced film?”

I would love that. They kinda did that with the Ghostbusters game.

They could bring back alot of the monsters etc from the past as well.

I’d love to explore Red Dwarf and getting lost etc – with Holly after a while saying, “You look rather gormless at the moment are you lost?”

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> Am I the only person in the world that really disliked GTA when it moved from top down to 3D?

I remember in GTA III they still let you look from above. Would like that to come back for V. No chance though.

> The PS3′s power has hardly ever been fully tapped. GTA5 looks like it’s gonna push everything to the limit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhsTmiK7Q2M

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I’ve just been playing.

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> He’s not done a very good job then has he?

That’s the reason why Bob Hoskins always wins.

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Can’t wait to hear Harry Plinkett’s take on this.

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Sorry can’t make it. Have a good one or two.

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Fucking hell. Bowser’s cloned Mario. What a cunt.

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http://i.minus.com/iXLhyATHF8PRt.gif

HOLY SHEEET!

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Vice is also my favourite. But this looks like not only the most fun GTA but probably the most fun game ever. I’m going to get drunk and ride a horse into downtown.

* In V not in real life.

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> Yeah as I posted that I thought of the Rutles and facepalmed when I realised how obvious the connection already was.

Check this out –

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rutles#The_Beatles.27_reaction

God that makes me love Lennon even more.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzue74y7A84&feature=plcp

If that doesn’t convince you I don’t know what will. Wish it was next gen though – graphics are a bit meh in places.

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> It’s amazing how much there is of a Beatles sound in Innes’ work. The strings sound a little like the Mellotron from Strawberry Fields…

I take it you’ve heard of The Rutles? The Beatles music runs through Innes’ blood no doubt.

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> Fairy Nuff.

You growing for Movember as well?

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> What’s your excuse for talking shit?

Probably the same one you give to ATOS.

> Seb was referring to a user called “Tounge Tied”, not the song “Tongue Tied”.

Ah. Well I’m not apologising again on this site ever…..I’m sorry to say.

> What would it take for everyone to stop posting in this thread? I’m afraid I don’t have any money, but I’m sure we could work something out.

I’ll be in my quarters, covered in maple syrup………

* Sorry with it being Movember I’m letting it all grow. Hair and syrup don’t mix well.

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> No, that’s Tongue Tied. That made slightly more sense.

Well, Seb should have used the medical term ‘ankyloglossia’ then to avoid confusion.

Kinda ironic of Seb saying that considering he just babbles on during the Dwarfcasts, deliberately over people using the excuse that he can’t hear etc. Bollocks.

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Be-dobby-durgle-dobby-durgle

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> The similarity in avatars is causing me to confuse CackThosePants with Pecos Pete

Series V mask >>>> Series X mask. How fucking dare you!!!!

> It brilliantly ignores some of the decidedly un-PC shows the BBC have knocked out over the last decade, particularly on BBC Three.

Just a shame nobody watches Three isn’t it? HA!! Harry and Paul is pretty un-PC which is a joy to watch at the moment. Anyway I never said the Beeb never shows un-PC stuff……. you giant pink bell-end!

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> I bet they wish they’d commissioned BtE now.

I doubt they give a shit. They never liked RD anyway did they? Besides in this PC world of today parts of Series X would cause a stir at the Beeb. Well done to Doug for not giving a shit about offending anyone. That’s how it should be. Amen.

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