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@ Clem thanks. Never heard this. Neil’s singing does sound a wee bit like Julian Lennon.

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>After the confused mess that was GTA IV, frankly anything would be an improvement. I want to like this, and I want to believe it’ll be better.

How was it confused? Granted it was bit boring and bland compared to Vice City, SA – but a mess?? The multiplayer is still in the top 15 most played after 4 years…..4 YEARS!!!

V looks like it will be one of the greatest games ever made. Just a shame in some of the screenshots it shows this gen is holding Rockstar’s genius back.

* Fingers crossed for PC version later in 2013.

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I’ll just leave this here.

http://biased-bbc.com/

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lol

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^ Oh you want the Cookie Monster to be the new DG?? Not a bad idea. They can pay him in cookies…..save the licence fee payers loads of money even with those amazing Waitrose ones!

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> I nominate this thread… eh, you know what? Fuck it.

Your putting your name in the hat for the new director general??

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Don’t forget Prime Mentalist Brown, Camera-on and Boris.

Chuka Umunna is waiting in the wings to be blamed.

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I blame Thatcher.

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Ouch…….

Didn’t Colin get sacked by the Beeb back in the day??? Probably tried to get in on the 50th but failed…….so it’s I’m A Celeb…..

So it will be probably be Davidson*, McCoy*, McGann, Eccleston, Tennant*, Smith*.

* = will do it, the others not so sure.

**Love to see Ace again and her suspenders.

***Still have my Dalek tin from the 25th. Looking like it’s 50 years old though :(

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http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/cb/cbe38572_DaffyDuckFap.gif

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When I was younger I never understood a lot of Lister’s speech to Kryten about lying in Camille.
His accent is really heavy there – well it was for an 11 year old. The Nelson – ‘I see no ships’ part.

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> Who *is* Hogey’s brother?

Luigi. The lack of plumbing has driven poor Hogey insane – forcing the quest for Princess Bonjela to be put on hold.

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Romney lost because he was a Moomin. Obama won because he was a Sad Sack.

*Raggy Dolls lyrics tweaked ever so slightly……

It’s not much of a life when you’re just a fucking face
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Don’t be scared if you don’t fit in
Look who’s in the arse gravy bin! It’s the G & T’s,
G & T’s Cunts like you and me
G & T’s, G & T’s made imperfectly
So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes
Do not despair – Be like the G & T’s, and say I just don’t care
Cause G & T’s, G & T’s are happy just to be
G & T’s, G & T’s, CUNTS like you and me!

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Lost is a program that several times I nearly gave up with. I remember the end of a later series I was definitely going to give it up – then they started with the flash forwards…….clever fuckers.

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They need to do a Christmas special. Didn’t Doug plan one a while back?

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“Why Colin, Why?”

Colin gotta eat.

* He needs to trim up for the 50th. Don’t fuck it up Moff.

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I just think that ad is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. Adverts are so shit these days……

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Rimmer meets Brittas.

I’d like an episode where they explore more of the ship like everyone elses quarters etc.

BRING BACK HATTIE AND STARBUG!

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Butter makes a crap substitute for lube. Never polish one out in someone elses kitchen………..

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Thanks Monkster it’s going to get deleted now :(

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>Love how you are so quick witted that you can reply to something in less than 14 days.

I hadn’t read this thread until today……derp.

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> But according to CackThosePants, we’re too PC.

LOVE how a throw away comment got to you so much…..

Oh I can’t wait for Dear Dave, bet you can’t either lol

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> CackThosePants has ceased to amaze me.

I’m not here for your entertainment. Just my own and the others in my wing.

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> I noticed something similar today. It wasn’t interesting, either.

Skidmarks?

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> Your point being?

That I noticed 3 posts in the space of 12 minutes. Duh.

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> Which begs the question: Why the bloody Hell do you hang out here?

lol @ Reece.

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Sigh. G&T regulars never cease to amaze me…

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> It’s from Reservoir Dogs. If that’s ‘Little Green Bag’ you’re referring to

Yeh that’s it. That scene for me was Red Dwarf at it’s lowest point!

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> That was either library music, or original Goodall tracks which would’ve been owned by the BBC.

Deep Forest and that Pulp Fiction song are hardly library music are they? I bet the Pulp Fiction one wasn’t cheap either considering it was everywhere in the second half of the 90’s. Probably more but I can’t be arsed.

* Don’t think I didn’t notice the 3 posts above were made in the space of 12 minutes…..

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> There are literally dozens of other reasons the Beeb might have been unwilling or unable to license the music for the DVD release. Stop being such a testicle.

They had no problem doing it on VII & VIII for example, even a Doctor Who episode which had a Beatles song. Stop being such a bunghole.

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> ENCORE!

Lightning never strikes twice!

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“So long as “it” is fling himself from a tall building, then I agree.”

i think he already did that in his Idiot Abroad series.

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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a432967/ghostwatch-trailer-craig-charles-michael-parkinson-discuss-scary-film.html

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I love Karl Pilkington to do it to be honest – but it’s an interesting suggestion. I just hope Holly (Hattie) comes back – yes she is pushing 50 but they can tweek it so she is more fuzzy in post….

*when I said fuzzy I meant her face.

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Doug should have just ignored the guy unless it was Rob Grant fucking around.

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^ What else could it be?

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Gonna miss the porn pages, which during bad weather was so fucking difficult to get off with.

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* 3) http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/kitix524/jimmyelmo.gif

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1) Symes posts a black person in black and white 2) Fog posts a black person in colour

3) ^ So in order of balance I’m not only posting someone who is white but red also.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2009/04/jimmyelmo-thumb-480×270-969.gif

4) “I see nothing hypocritical about Coogan speaking out against Murdock.” then you should join the Labour party.

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Mind you OFAH is not worth getting on dvd as it’s cut in some episodes and library music has replaced some of the soundtrack. The worst example being the music that plays when Rodney looks at Damian. Beeb can’t be arsed to pay for the rights. TV though it’s still uncut in the evening onwards.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20032882

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“Sold more Videos + DVDs than any Brit comedy”

Surely OFAH has done better?

Anyway biggest cunt on twitter. Ricky Gervais.

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But yeh 20 years? 1992 was such a cool year. Series V, Sonic 2, Sega Megadrive for Christmas. Ah, those were the days. ;(

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Sadly she hasn’t spent 20 years in stasis.

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Damn Sarah Greene was fit.

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Yeh but The Guardian has Polly Toynbee and don’t get me started on Shami Chakrabarti. I quite enjoy a bit of Order Order myself just for the comments alone. Yeh hypocrisies rule the waves. Sometimes it’s best to be just ignorant to it all.

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That Daily Mail video is very clever but if I had to choose my favourite song about the DM it would have to be Radiohead’s take on it.

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The ugliest newspaper in Britain. Just for balance.

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I remember it and bought the DVD back in 2003. It scared the shit out of me 20 years ago – couldn’t sleep for weeks after that. Then masturbation reared it’s ugly head which took my mind of it till this day.

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