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STELLA RES CUE

Lister is way beyond nicely drunk. He is completely pished. He is no longer Cinzano Bianco. He is not the Prince of the Planet Potters.

Too much Belgian lager means he can barely even see the table, balls and cue. They’ve gone all fuzzy and out of focus.

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STELLAR RES CUE

Lister watches the snooker at the Crucible on his new super HD TV and is amazed, the resolution is so high he can even make out the grain on the wood of the cue.

“That resolution is stellar” he exclaims, pushing home the joke that everyone had got and ignored already.

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DICKY TICKER TO HIDE

Lister is ashamed of his complete series collection of Allo Allo and has to make sure the crew doesn’t find it.

Meanwhile Kryten adopts a French accent, Rimmer keeps shouting “you stupid woman” at Kochanski and Cat does something that makes this funny.

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TICKER TO HIDE

Finally! It’s Rimmer’s retirement party! But where will the others keep the gold clock until they present it to him?

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Luke! You are your father!

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I watched a Red Dwarf / Coronation Street crossover…

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