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  • in reply to: Westworld #217166
    locusceruleus
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    Can’t be arsed coming up with a witty retort so I’ll just say cheers to the nice folk. Was a genuine question, initially. If I asked it in the wrong place, so be it.

    in reply to: A thought regarding Pot Noodles #217165
    locusceruleus
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    You know what the rarely spoken of underdog of the noodle world is? Micro Noodles. Chicken flavour – which seem to be the only variety. They’re easy and clumpy. Sometimes you want something clumpy.

    in reply to: Norman Lovett talks about dog's penises #217153
    locusceruleus
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    Essentially, yes.

    in reply to: Westworld #217152
    locusceruleus
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    Me. And my missus.

    locusceruleus
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    That isn’t remotely sepcial. It’s not even newtworthy.

    in reply to: Norman Lovett talks about dog's penises #217132
    locusceruleus
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    I can empathise, I keep misreading it as ‘Embittered hypocrite who hates everyone involved with Red Dwarf but is happy to take money to schmooze with castmates and trade on the fanbase talks bollocks’.

    in reply to: Should any comedy ever be commissioned ever? #217130
    locusceruleus
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    Down with laughter. And joy, that can go as well.

    Ugh.

    Joy.

    “Look at me, I’m all joyful and full of happiness and merriment”.

    FUCK OFF and DIE.

    in reply to: A thought regarding Pot Noodles #217128
    locusceruleus
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    It is actually weird in a way, Lister’s hatred for the occasionally delicious dried snack. I’d have thought he’d be a big fan. Well in the target demographic. Are you telling me David Lister doesn’t like a Bombay Bad Boy now and then? It’s senseless.

    in reply to: Norman Lovett talks about dog's penises #217127
    locusceruleus
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    Hmm, would I rather watch Norm talk about dog penises or drink a load of ink? Decisions decisions…

    in reply to: Westworld #217126
    locusceruleus
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    Can I ask something of someone who’s seen it?

    Heard there are rapey bits. Don’t like rapey bits. Missus doesn’t like rapey bits. Are they like, prolonged and horrible or just alluded to?

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #217125
    locusceruleus
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    It’s quite baffling to think, how are the devs going to come up with minigames for say, Give & Take? A sci-fi/new environment type of episode like Twentica, yes, but some of the ship based sitcommy ones seem like they’d be challenging to adapt to a game. Krysis too.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf XI Blu Ray/DVD #216649
    locusceruleus
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    Not counting Smeg Ups/Outs you pedant! ;)

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216648
    locusceruleus
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    Cheers Darrell! Going to update and give it another go.

    in reply to: Question about the stasis leak episode. #216644
    locusceruleus
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    Anyone who thinks Red Dwarf makes do with crap punchlines for endings should be made to sit through all 8 series of It Ain’t Half Hot Mum.

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216643
    locusceruleus
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    I’m not going to lie, it’s been sat on my phone untouched for a week on the 3rd part of the first Starbug stage. It’s so tedious. Tappy tappy tap. Scan. No. Tappy tappy tap. No. Tappy….

    in reply to: Red Dwarf Live Again! #216642
    locusceruleus
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    Something about firing Smeg guns at the audience that are repurposed Splurge guns from Bugsy Malone.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf XI Blu Ray/DVD #216641
    locusceruleus
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    Rated 15? Probably to change I would think. Or it’ll be the first 15 certificated RD release since the Series 3 Byte something or other VHS.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #216574
    locusceruleus
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    > Kryten fucks a fridge.

    Can the fridge be on top of him in a way that’s completely logically impossible for fucking? That would be good.

    I think they should done one where the Vampire does a smeg and Litser has to eat it.

    locusceruleus
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    > It could be worse when you think of the episode called Phwoaarr that didn’t get made in 8.

    Please be joking.

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216309
    locusceruleus
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    Anyone else having trouble getting it to install on Android? I’ve got nearly 1gb free but it fails every time. Downloads all the way then ‘can’t install’.

    locusceruleus
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    Oh God, the spuds scene. Pure Benny Hill. If you can program the bots to eat the potato skins, program them to get you out of there! “Potato Paradise” gets a huge laugh, Seriously.

    The Morse Code pipe tapping gags remind me of Bottom Live 2. That was broad as anything and still better than this.

    Oh, Holly’s suddenly in it, 16 minutes in.

    Time Wand, a.k.a. Bernard’s Watch, the allegedly adult sitcom years.

    Little Chef waitress gag. Sigh.

    Cat has an Afro. Ha. Ha. “You look like the Turkish entry in the Eurovision song contest.” Yeah, those Turks and their Afros. It’s funny because it’s uh…..true?

    Kryten has a huge head. And spare latex apparently. God this is so bad.

    Harmonica nudity montage. The whole shows nadir.

    “THAT’S IT! TWO MONTHS! IN THE HOLD!!!!” I don’t even know what this show is. It’s not Red Dwarf and it’s bloody awful. Even Mac can’t do it anymore. It’s the Simpsons Animal House parody.

    One of Kochanski’s few lines and it’s about wanting a boob job. No, Doug. No,

    Oh now Cat is having his face scalded with hot soup. That’s funny isn’t it. No one likes Cat. Up yours, Cat. Get your face burned, you feline arsehole. By the way I wrote Danny a fan letter when I was 10 and had measles. He sent me back a cool signed photo.

    Is it just me or is this Birdman in the hold scene ripping off Rik Mayall with Mr. Rat and Mr. Key in the first series of Blackadder?

    Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Yeah, so it makes sense that using a time wand makes a bird turn into one. Totally.

    May as well watch part 2. It can’t get any worse, he said with a voice laden with doom.

    locusceruleus
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    God, they actually get sentenced to play basketball against Ackerman. For fuck’s sake. It’s National Lampoon’s Space Bollocks.

    “Boing, The Virility Enhancement Drug”….Jesus Christ…..

    Ah yes, Kryten’s ‘skin’ suit. I remember that pissing me off when it aired. I mean, what’s the virtue of that, technologically speaking?

    It’s a shame Mac is wasted on such lame material, because he’s consistently great.

    Lister just called Rimmer a gimboid. Is that the last use of gimboid to date?

    God, Craig looks about 25.

    The thing with Lister & Bob the Skutter conspiring to get him vindaloo was kind of cute.

    locusceruleus
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    Watching Pete because I can’t sleep, my fiance’s asleep and I don’t love myself.

    The sentence was apparently 2 years.

    Why are we supposed to find Cat getting punched in the stomach and beaten with a truncheon funny? Why do the studio audience find this funny?

    locusceruleus
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    Good posts here. I loathe 8 and quite like 7 (yeah, didn’t use your poxy roman numerals there and I didn’t even capitalise roman. Didn’t like that did you?) and I think the points raised are pretty much why I feel that way.

    I can’t let any reference to 8 go by without mentioning how UTTERLY SHIT the comedy was though. Nevermind the premise, the fact that the mains no longer have autonomy etc. The jokes are beyond pathetic. It’s quite remarkable that the show has come back from that, especially after such a long absence.

    in reply to: Where's Samsara? #216234
    locusceruleus
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    Stubbleless, would it be spoilery to say whether or not Samsara compares/is on a par with/is less good than Twentica in your opinion?

    in reply to: Where's Samsara? #216225
    locusceruleus
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    Aww, bugger. Thanks for the info at least!

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216189
    locusceruleus
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    Bah, No sign.

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216183
    locusceruleus
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    I’m waiting for it to pop up on the Google Play store. Think releases are generally midnight on there, so fingers crossed for an hour or so.

    in reply to: Taiwan Tony's Revenge #215903
    locusceruleus
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    That’s no way to talk about Andrew Ellard.

    in reply to: New EMBARGO Launch #215573
    locusceruleus
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    They drink it while in CARGO. Like the CARGO DECK. From RED DWARF.

    I AM SO UPSET AND DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

    in reply to: Who is Responsible for This Laugh? #215571
    locusceruleus
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    It’ll be the last sound you hear before you die.

    ha HA haha.
    ha HA haha.
    ha HA…..
    …..

    ..
    ..
    .
    haha.

    in reply to: Sebby P #207787
    locusceruleus
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    >lol oh i’ll be getting right on that one for yea ;)

    Once you’ve figured out which came first, the imaginary girlfriend or the imaginary sandwich.
    If it helps I find it marginally more credible that you once had a sandwich.

    in reply to: Sebby P #207784
    locusceruleus
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    Get one with her holding a sign saying ‘I made Nancy Hemming a bacon sandwich’ and I’ll be thoroughly convinced.

    in reply to: Sebby P #207782
    locusceruleus
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    > hah ponder that while i brb and go eat the yummmy bacon sandwich my gf made for me :)

    There are a handful of things of which I’m sure of in this world. One is that a grown man who calls himself Nancy and uses the word ‘yummy’ will never have his girlfriend make him a sandwich.

    in reply to: Futurama! 26 New Episodes! Not Movies! Resurrected! #207008
    locusceruleus
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    Can’t say I’m surprised or too bothered. I loved the initial 5 seasons, didn’t think the straight-to-DVD movies were very good, and thought the season-and-a-half on Comedy Central so far was dreadful. It’s a lazy comparison, but the difference in quality is comparable to that of early vs. later Simpsons. So long as I can get a fix of John DiMaggio greatness from the sublime ‘Adventure Time’, I can’t see me missing Bender & co. too much. Guess I’ll give the last run a shot though.

    in reply to: Norm’s post-Dwarf tell-all #206958
    locusceruleus
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    The thing is I don’t think anyone is as publicly venomous in the way that Norm was in 2009 without hoping for some sort of a reaction. The reaction he got, perhaps not the one he was expecting, was that the majority stood up for the rest of the cast and wrote Norm off as a bitter and mean-spirited person.

    Perhaps Norm might think it’s because he is valued less than his co-stars by the fanbase. I don’t think that’s the case at all, and in fact all that it amounts to is that the fan love for the show and the cast as a whole generally trumps the love for any individual member. If Danny had decided to post bitter comments about Craig hogging the limelight, Norm being past it, complaining that the rest of them weren’t funny without him etc., I’m fairly sure that we’d have all rallied around Norm, Craig and the rest of the cast while tutting at and being disappointed in Danny.

    The nasty ‘Talk about laughs take a holiday’ comment after the BBC Breakfast interview, public Tweets to Bobby berating his car video links for being boring, the MySpace posts….all of these were public. Perhaps they were born out of legitimate professional gripes, but then they should have been handled privately. I hope Norm can see that from our point of view, all we got to witness was one man slinging fairly unpleasant and seemingly unsolicited insults at a group of people we very much like. The rest of the casts lack of public response to this baiting only served to make him look worse. That’s just the way it is – in most cases if you’re the one who loses your temper, you’re the one who people think of as a fool.

    That said, I’m sure if Norman was to publicly say something as simple as ‘I regret a couple of things I said in the heat of the moment, the rest of the cast & crew aren’t wholly irredeemable bastards, Series X was quite good’, I think the laughs and good fun he’s given us over the years would soon take precedent in all our memories again & this whole sorry business will be looked at as nothing more than one more minor blip/controversy in the history of Red Dwarf that everyone’s got past and largely forgotten.

    in reply to: So… a 4th Series of Bottom is on the way… #202506
    locusceruleus
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    Remember years ago, Rik & Ade both said a 3rd series of Bottom had been written but the BBC weren’t interested? I always wondered if that was true. Would certainly be nice to get a script book or something like that if so.

    in reply to: So… a 4th Series of Bottom is on the way… #202499
    locusceruleus
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    Damn, I really was looking forward to it.

    Still, best they realise it’s not working at the writing stage than we do when it’s broadcast.

    in reply to: Rare Vanessa Feltz interview with Bobby and Norm 99 #201772
    locusceruleus
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    I love the way that woman from the audience hurls ‘I’ve never heard of you’ at them in such an accusatory fashion, like ‘I’ve never heard of you, so disintegrate into a pile of dust immediately’. What an arsehole.

    Anyhow, thanks for uploading. Vanessa herself, was surprisingly adequate.

    in reply to: Thoughts on Rob Grant #201718
    locusceruleus
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    Naming the whole boxset after it was a little on the eccentric side, though.

    I like to think that’s so fans can gladly display it on their DVD shelves with the spine facing outward. Had it just been titled ‘Red Dwarf Remastered – The DVD Boxset’…

    in reply to: Back to Earth isn't Shit #201717
    locusceruleus
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    I think I enjoyed the Lister story within BTE more because I took it in the context of the overall Red Dwarf “arc” rather than within an isolated three episode story.

    That’s exactly the way I feel, except you somehow managed to express it coherently. Neat trick!

    in reply to: Red Dwarf X: Major Happy #201716
    locusceruleus
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    *checks it again so that it becomes unfunny, then checks it a few more times under the misguided notion that it will become funny again and not just irritating*

    Fine good work by the way, srmcd1

    in reply to: Red Dwarf X piece in Sunday Mirror Magazine! #201425
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    I’m pretty sure I still have a copy of Radio Times with the series VII cover somewhere.

    in reply to: How "Only the Good…" becomes "Every Dog…" #201423
    locusceruleus
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    To this day, talking about VIII still makes me as sad, pissed off and confused as I was when the POS first aired. So I’ll just say, the tank…the canaries…Death….it was just a load of old bollocks really, wasn’t it?

    in reply to: Back to Earth isn't Shit #201422
    locusceruleus
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    Jimboid said it well, for me. I absolutely loved BTE when it was first broadcast and on the 4 or so occasions I’ve watched it since. I’d agree with Ben, the director’s cut has far better pacing.

    The thing with BTE is that more casual fans have never seemed to like when Dwarf plays up the comedy/drama angle. I’m not surprised that they were disappointed, but when I hear that fans who have followed the show through every series didn’t enjoy it, I’m surprised. The characterisation was dead on, the Kochanski stuff was moving. Scenes like Lister on the bus with the two kids were fucking magic. It was Craig’s show, really.

    in reply to: Thoughts on Rob Grant #201165
    locusceruleus
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    Rob’s never said anything (to my knowledge at least) to imply that he’d take schadenfreude in critical lambasting of new Dwarf, so I think it’s unfair to assume that’s the case. As Rob co-created the property, I’d imagine in an ideal world he’d like to see it do well without him while he pursues other avenues. Professionally or in the realm of TV, Rob’s other work hasn’t been as successful as RD, but does that necessarily mean he feels unfulfilled? As co-creator of a long-running and internationally successful show I imagine he’s financially sound for the foreseeable future and no longer has the stress of production to shoulder. Perhaps he likes doing standup for small crowds? Stranger things have happened, and I certainly doubt he HAS to be doing it.

    As to Rob writing a show in an upcoming series, while I’d be intrigued to see what he’d come up with, I expect Rob’s view of what RD should be has diverged at least partly from what Doug has developed the show into. I get the impression that story-arc wise, Doug has a long-term plan, so slotting in a Rob story would require imposing restrictions – perhaps unfair circumstances for a co-creator to work under?

    Put it this way, given the apparent warmth between Rob and Doug on the Bodysnatcher stuff, I’d be surprised if the door hasn’t been left open at least as far as ‘if you feel like writing one give me a call’. The only conclusion I can come to is that Rob doesn’t want to, doesn’t feel able to, or sees RD as Doug’s thing now. In any case, fair enough.

    in reply to: RDXDVD? #118238
    locusceruleus
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    >This is a tough call. There is already a ‘docco with teeth’ that presumably has lots of info from Doug, so I’ll go with cast commentary.

    Likewise – I love Doug’s insight but the entertainment value of the cast commentaries is massive. Although logically speaking, I guess if money is the issue it’s going to be far more economical to have a Doug-only commentary.

    in reply to: Tweets #118237
    locusceruleus
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    If I had the money for a last minute flight, I’d probably be stupid enough to try taking him up on that.

    in reply to: Best and worst episode endings #118234
    locusceruleus
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    >Blimey, that’s a bit extreme. If you don’t like it, just sell it!

    Love the damn thing, but can’t afford to buy another copy. I prefer to think of it as in stasis.

    >The “What a Dibley!” ending to Polymporph 2 is embarrassing.

    Ugh…God, yes, I’d forgotten that one too. See, that seems like a forced attempt to generate some sort of playground/t-shirt slogan whereas the series I list Seb mentioned are just all genuinely great, memorable quotes and terrific endings.

    Amazing that they seemed to have it worked out to a fine art all the way back then.

    in reply to: Good Moments, Bad Half Hours #118202
    locusceruleus
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    >Are you thinking of the tomato-sneeze gag? Uggh. Lister really scraped the bottom of the barrel for that prank. (Yes, I’m aware that when the writing’s good I credit Doug (or Rob and Doug) and when it’s bad I say, “Why’d Lister do that?”)

    A poor gag, for me, saved by Chris’ delivery of the ‘ironing your sneezes’ line. That was the ‘Hey, it’s really Rimmer!’ moment for me.

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