Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 7,301 through 7,350 (of 7,445 total) 1 2 3 … 146 147 148 149 Author Replies February 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228331 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant But where do all the calculators go? February 23, 2018 at 1:04 pm in reply to: Guest actors that they wanted but couldn't get? #228329 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I’m actually in tears reading that Warbodog. Well done. February 23, 2018 at 12:33 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228323 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant So, um, what’s all this gazpacho soup business? What’s it all about? February 23, 2018 at 12:20 pm in reply to: Guest actors that they wanted but couldn't get? #228320 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Oh yeah, maybe I’m getting the two stories confused. But either way, the many references to finding Kochanski earlier in the series were meant to pay off with them actually finding her in the back end of the series. February 23, 2018 at 10:06 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228303 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Is there anything we can do, can we help? February 23, 2018 at 10:04 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #228302 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant SMOKE ME A SKULLET After discovering a grow den on floor 420, Lister and Cat get high and Lister decides to restyle Cats hair whilst he is sleeping February 22, 2018 at 11:22 pm in reply to: Guest actors that they wanted but couldn't get? #228293 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant The chimp was meant to be Kochanski, but it didn’t work out so when it is returned to being a woman it ends up being Irene, an ending Doug had to rush and rewrite along with most of Dear Dave to account for the lack of Kochanski hence it being a shit show of an episode. February 22, 2018 at 11:20 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228292 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I wish Nigel had been a regular character February 22, 2018 at 10:10 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #228287 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant TWENTYCONIA After a particularly heavy night, Lister wakes up to find 20 traffic cones in his bunk February 22, 2018 at 10:06 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228286 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant So am I right in thinking I could get a major nuclear explosion all over this suit? February 22, 2018 at 7:00 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228263 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Ya ever seen the Flintstones? February 22, 2018 at 4:38 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228250 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Why have I got male sexual organs? February 22, 2018 at 4:09 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228245 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Cat man are you coming or are you going to sit around and preen yourself all day? February 22, 2018 at 3:12 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228240 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Can I get you anything, tea, coffee, packet of three? February 22, 2018 at 2:43 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228238 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant You never learn do you? February 22, 2018 at 12:18 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228229 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I’m a what?! February 22, 2018 at 11:51 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228226 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What things? February 22, 2018 at 9:39 am in reply to: Idea for an episode. #228217 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant TIKKA TO HIDE The crew go on a curry hunt in the 22nd century but due to Spare Head Two’s unfamiliarity with the Time Drive end up in 1940s Amsterdam. After accidently exposing Anne Frank to the Nazi’s, the crew have to correct the timeline and hide her again or risk changing history forever (the only difference being a few books don’t get published and Amsterdam’s tourist industry is affected ever so slightly slightly by a lack of major tourist attraction) February 22, 2018 at 7:25 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228210 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant YOU WANT KETCHUP? February 22, 2018 at 7:19 am in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228209 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Lister in an AR machine within an AR machine would explain how a Knight was able to escape an AR machine. It’s AR inception February 21, 2018 at 10:43 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228188 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What does this mean? What does any of this mean? February 21, 2018 at 9:54 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228178 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What about me old man what happens to meeeee? February 21, 2018 at 9:54 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228177 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Well that’s the final irony isn’t it. Lister the ultimate space adventurer actually turns out to be a miner. February 21, 2018 at 9:24 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228171 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant It’s a blatant clue isn’t it. Red Dwarf being a mining vessel and not being able to mine. February 21, 2018 at 9:22 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228170 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant You mean you’ve been playing the prat version of Rummer? For all this time? For four years?! February 21, 2018 at 7:58 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228159 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Maybe Red Dwarf isn’t a mining ship at all (where are all the miners?) and it’s actually a cover for a top secret intergalactic Government research ship. Floor 13 isn’t a prison but rather an a Zimbardo style prison experiment. Birdman is research into the effects on space travel and solitary confinement on an insane sparrow loving old man It would explain all the science decks with extremely capable prototype equipment and how Holly was able to fashion a universe hoping device that allows them to return home, something Ace’s dimension couldn’t guarantee. The whole thing is a complete cover up. Only the officers know the true meaning of the mission and why nobody at all panics when the end up dead and then revived 3million years into deep space. It’s because its exactly the crazy shit that could potentially happen on a ship designed to research weird spacey things. February 21, 2018 at 7:50 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228157 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What is the nearest moon to Earth? February 21, 2018 at 4:10 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228146 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What cat? February 21, 2018 at 3:14 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228142 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Can one of the G&T team remove By Jove’s comment and we can just pretend this didn’t happen? Er, I mean … Are you a doctor? February 21, 2018 at 3:10 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228141 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Ok, so Dave’s point makes some sense. Flap Jack … surely Holly could just park outside the solar system and send out a distress call / message to notify anyone not to approach. In fact, why not do that anyway? It may have even been possible, using mechanoids, to launch a rescue mission to retrieve Lister. Somehow extract the stasis booth intact and get it off the ship then let him out. February 21, 2018 at 12:36 pm in reply to: Where's the bomb? #228134 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant You mean like, the Captain could have chosen to self destruct Red Dwarf rather than put Lister in stasis for not giving over Frankenstein? February 21, 2018 at 11:43 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228132 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Where’s the bomb? February 21, 2018 at 11:35 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228129 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant You can tell all that just from a photograph? February 21, 2018 at 10:57 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228123 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Remember last Easter, twelve months ago to the day, the Polymorph? February 21, 2018 at 9:49 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228116 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Cat! What are you dooooooing? February 21, 2018 at 8:02 am in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228112 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Am I still me? In fact who is eating this chicken? What the hell is going on? February 20, 2018 at 9:57 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228089 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Your chair is screwed down, isn’t it Kryten? February 20, 2018 at 9:38 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228087 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant He doesn’t want me long johns does he? February 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228082 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What’s the square root of 2049? February 20, 2018 at 8:26 pm in reply to: Misheard lines #228080 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Isn’t there a bit of history with the subtitles being, well just completely wrong? G&T commentaries go on about it a lot February 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228078 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant What is it? Now, you might be thinking this is an obvious one and something of a low hanging fruit, however it is in fact a different black number with completely different gold spangles …. I mean, it’s lacking the “so” therefore it’s from Stasis Leak not White Hole. February 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm in reply to: Misheard lines #228076 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Netflix subs say (and I heard) “shut up and push the trolley” This is like discovering there are lyrics in the opening theme, only not like that at all, and shit. February 20, 2018 at 8:13 pm in reply to: Misheard lines #228073 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant No way is it “shut up and push the trolley”! Does audience laughter drown out the second half of the line or something because I’d have sworn it was “shut up then” February 20, 2018 at 8:10 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228072 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet? February 20, 2018 at 7:27 pm in reply to: Did Lister ever find out what an iguana is? #228065 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Is this a 14b? Does it look even remotely like a 14b? February 20, 2018 at 4:12 pm in reply to: So what do you think we'll be getting for the 30th? #228049 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant It’s a hill Seb will die on I think February 20, 2018 at 3:36 pm in reply to: Tikka To Ride Xtended #228044 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I’d always assumed it was coffee ice cream, which as a kid sounded really weird so thought it was just a joke on Lister’s weird tastes. Now I’m older (obviously, as time in linear) and I bloody love coffee ice cream. I’m actually disappointed to discover it isn’t coffee ice cream Lister is scoffing with his curry. February 20, 2018 at 2:58 pm in reply to: Tikka To Ride Xtended #228040 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Clem, maybe you’re meant to eat that ice cream with a flavourful rice? February 20, 2018 at 12:24 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #228031 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant TONE ME A NIPPER The crew find themselves in a parallel universe where they are all young children forced to enter into a body building competition. February 20, 2018 at 12:20 pm in reply to: Idea for an episode. #228030 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant BUNKYSWAP Lost episode that was supposed to air between series II and III detailing Lister and Rimmer’s move from their bunk to the officers quarters. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 7,301 through 7,350 (of 7,445 total) 1 2 3 … 146 147 148 149