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  • SgtSmileyUK
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    at least Andrew Ellard welcomed newcomers
    now that was a nice chap indeed.

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    and you do realise that being unable to intelligently work out the situation as previously shown on other site,attack the wrong guys,misinterpretation denying any wrong doing on their own behalf should it jeopardize fascia, that the thread will be binned in a futile attempt to solve this dilemma – easier to blame a few. and we still waste time contributing to the madness that was created twice by negativity initially. Being fuelled with the likes of people stirring the great big pot of shit , but at least we have been ‘interesting enough’ to keep the uninterested involved. I steer clear of anyone elses thread with just the one little accident with a newcomer error and this is what you get. Ive constantly apologized if you were offended . I dont bombard anyone elses thread with useless,time wasting negativity I tend to avoid uninteresting stuff, call me boring , Its the way I roll. IVE NEVER READ ANY OF YOUR THREADS PETE ope they resuming bullying you endlessly now weve gone you sad sack of yellow coloured spit

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol long live Rez- their failure to recognize another genius . I mean misunderstood guy, assuming they know him to pass judgement.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol dammit wheres the avatar that says everyone hates you when you need it? fire with fire. hark at those attacking the defenders of the vulnerable and holding righteousness views. whats the word hippo? crassy.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    we are all guilty of chucking verbal buns am I the only one that can admit my failings and failures. dam the liars that preach the nobodies perfect and we’re all equal bullshit, they’ve had me fooled all these years.
    Im sorry for seemingly causing this rift here.Its just a shame that noone is able to forgive,move on.
    and now over to HAMAS radio station with this…..

    SgtSmileyUK
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    ITs ok Dodge , thanks for everything, Ive pulled it. gonna take a long deserved break.
    hopefully a message is heard by any potential newcomers to use the same door as mick the original coward.
    intelligence is severely wasted here sanctimoniously. they’ll always try to outwit ya but I aint got time to deal wit halfwits anymore. I got a mission to do and its a dam site more important than this.
    hurray your site can return to normality!!
    Its obvious that its a select few carrying on this absurdity from tos to reaffirm their mistaken presumptions , and surely Id expect a more professional nonbiased attitude from any administrator working in the interests of GNP to encourage more visitors , to buy the Rd related goodies to fund future projects. I say again in my defence from the onset as Dodge noticed, that am not solely responsible for the original negative attitude displayed . sure Im guilty of ranting a few obscenities and nonsense but I felt the need to adjust my personal demeanor to fit in here, ITs rife here and once again You , I, and Reznor who didnt even make it to the forum came under attack, and a 10 year old boy, have somehow been clubbed together because we obviously dont fit the clique or gangs that they are adamant iss not happening. Im sorry I brought you this way to be exposed to it all once again. never mind old boy pip pip pile of shit hey ho whine and dandy. my mission here is complete…bye fools- how Im really laughing at you. really.
    Dont bother with the ban button I quit and will resume letter writing soon. (whats the bet that peskypete cant even manage joined up writing?) (you can tell hes not a ten year old just cannot fathom why anyone would wanna fake that personna unless maybe … ps solve the riddle/ simmy s a vile predator.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    I had a bad experience in Dungannon once, a dog bit me, I’ll never go there again!

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol no Im sure, leave that other poor little misunderstood kid out of it, He was another victim of internet bullyness rife and rampant , thing is he could be someones 10 year old son and was taught a harsh lesson in the real world of spiteful, judgemental negative comments.
    a child!
    how big you all must feel
    youre still baiting pete carry on only if you promise not to be offended by my return- 3 strikes .

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204362
    SgtSmileyUK
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    chuckled@Si love it

    SgtSmileyUK
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    last post
    http://www.youtube.com/user/SgtSmileyUK?feature=watch
    dont watch if your not interested.watch if you are. these are the old ones. contact via email big_brv@yahoo.co.uk. if you want a copy. all free.

    again I have admitted I was in the wrong and apologized ,
    if the behaviour stick is shaken at me, I cant see how what Ive done is any different to what 90% of responses are throughout the site.
    My ‘friend’ is not acting under my control, I cant stop him from saying what he wants to say but who I think ,so far is the only intelligent person (IMO -go ahead do the joke) who is able to correctly judge the whole situation without falling into the sheepy lemmingly crowd of victims of harrassment shown towards most people on the site that have turned on newcomers to detract the unwanted attention upon themselves – a cowards tactic. whereby all Ive done is retaliated against personal non relevant attention. ok
    Ive got Aspergers Syndrome and I’m deaf and definitely unfit for social interaction, so can you sort of make allowance or perhaps develop a tolerance towards the mentally challenged (as I do) since the floodgates will be opening soon and we all discover the true meaning of kneejerk reactions. Ow many more times do I have to apologize for my behaviour. I cant apologize for anyone elses.
    nice reuse of an old joke though PestoPete

    SgtSmileyUK
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    now can we all step out of the greenhouse and move on?
    press the autohate button off I use it sometimes.
    again I apologize for causing offence to the nonintended victims of this whole sorry charade that is the spit pit.
    Im willing to forgive,forget and move on in a positive way to the future .
    accepted?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol Im just surprised nobody added (who hasn’t? sorry my expectations of responses were low)

    SgtSmileyUK
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    happy now mick ya dick

    SgtSmileyUK
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    it all boils down to an offensive word dareth I accuseth that begins with a J.
    (not Jiz or any related Jisisms)

    SgtSmileyUK
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    attention seeking was my exact intention.being a wanker wasnt. someone yanks my todger, Ill kick theirs.

    We could all fight it out via crew wars aboard the red dwarf or Ganymede , Titan or any other barren planet you wish.

    settle it like real boys.
    if its not related to my game, whats your relative theory?
    anyone elsE?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    yes m8 Im thinking the same
    somewhere else?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol at the lemming hint (clever really since its how the thread was lemon-ny)

    SgtSmileyUK
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    really?
    can someone also explain where the sarcasm is , Im looking for it but cant seem to find it anywhere.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    or ?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    forgive my impertinence and ignorance but whats with being directed to Gazpacho soup? I thought this place was gr8?
    I wanna stay, if I may?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lmao jo . poor guy , he really is hiding from ya.
    true

    we’ll fit in alright then fellow bollocks speaker

    SgtSmileyUK
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    how did you get redirected back here then….sigh, your point…………was shit ….must think of more reasonable slash comic response……failed….nope Im a failure ………must give up……….must quit……..I resign…….I need a swat cos theres too many shitslurpers bugging me, and trying to claim innocence ,,, ,…ride it out, ride it out, it’ll pass, it’ll pass.

    so yeh Ive got a load more games in the pipeline, I just wanna stop working on this one now.bored easily.
    this is wasting time . need to get on.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    I nominate Seb for being brave. well done chap. and also dodge for displaying similar signs of adaptability.
    Top GEEZERS.
    are we all calm now?
    but seriously thanks everyone, ITs been quite a laugh so far.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    Fascia is a term used in architecture to refer to a frieze or band running horizontally and situated vertically under the roof edge or which forms the outer surface of a cornice and is visible to an outside observer. This is to say that the long dimension of the surface is horizontal and the short dimension is vertical.

    As the literal meaning is “band” it is also used, although less commonly, for other such band-like surfaces like a wide, flat strip around a doorway, different and separate from the wall surface.

    The word fascia derives from Latin “fascia” meaning “band, bandage, ribbon, swathe”. [1] The word is pronounced with the “long-a” sound, /ˈfeɪʃə/, rhyming with the Japanese word geisha.

    Specifically, used to describe the horizontal “fascia board” which caps the end of rafters outside a building, which can be used to hold the rain gutter. The finished surface below the fascia and rafters is called the soffit or eave. A soffit is also often installed between the ceiling and the top of wall cabinets in a kitchen, set at a 90 degree angle to the horizontal soffit which projects out from the wall.

    I was a Brickie for 12 years and learnt my language from the colourful dialects of many accents from around the world – a fasciaboard, forgive my insolence in assuming you would understand my garble.
    It was loosely suggesting a representation of my facing board.
    the face you see.
    Stop misinterpretating my intentions. I came bearing gifts. will you leave your spears outside please gents

    SgtSmileyUK
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    ok fair point. acknowledged and accepted ,expect imminent adaptions from my future inclinations..
    and to be fair I did add the word rabblements in the small print.
    how do I go about changing first impression fascia?
    Can and Do I need to do this or are you gonna accept that my posts too were jokingly returned and perhaps the oversensitive offended themselves.
    I am succeeding in my original mission. and Its being helped along by you guys so thanks for that! :D
    but yeh despite certain peoples annoyance at a few rabblerousers and freespeechers I still love ya’ll Weirdly.
    sorry if you are really affected by all this. collaterally-damaged people

    SgtSmileyUK
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    aint spotted rezzie yet mate,but am looking forward to that
    avast ye landlubbers the piratz are boarding yon hold.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    Thanks dodge perhaps you could handle the media side of things for me, Im finding myself negatively affected too easily. did I get you on twitter?
    ( I avoid using any of the social sites and the above load of bullshit shows exactly why- which explains my noobyness using forums and such) and I accidently clicked unfollow you and clicked follow again so you may need to allow me again).
    I could send you the updates, and the game (just make sure no asswipes get their mitts on it, until ready to release the full version(otherwise there’ll be no end in confusement ) and you could inform the belligerent for me.
    I could then use my time to continue bearing fruit. I dont need anything. and came bearing a gift for the RedDwarf Community, yet am made to feel an outcast???? now whose logic is impeccable?

    cant be arsed to communicate with dimfucks no more.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol, ah ok, but listen, I DIDNT TELL IAN TO FUCK OFF,JUST MICK who started the original derailing of this thread by suggesting I shouldnt derail somebody elses thread,and then followed by a lot of others doing the same thing yet preaching otherwise.
    I admitted to my mistakes a scoolboy error of the nooby kind. and have apologized whenever neccessary.
    I know when Im wrong and admit to my faults, like my logic,It doesnt always appear clear, but it does to me. as I am not perfect, Imperfections galore me.
    anway whatever, whatever whatever and what ever else, theres no way Im gonna please everyone yet alone anyone,
    If your not interested in anything I have to say then please stay away so that we dont bore each other. Thats what I do to your threads. if you attack me then I will fight back, silly people.
    some people should learn that ASSumptions are your own individual thoughts. some people Assumed the world was flat. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    in my thread I have called myself,an annoying cunt,a bore,a crazy lunatic, I do not take myself seriously. IVe never attacked anyone else unmeritted , yet attract the said silly behaviour.
    kinda hard to detect the tone of sarcasm via text. so really if youre not interested in this game why are you here if not only to fulfil a selfserving desire to feel smug satisfaction that you helped kick a man when hes down..
    truth is I do have mental health issues, as do a lot of people in my life as do millions of other people that are not as fortunate as yourselves that live fulfilled lives by goading anyone with weaknesses or other handicaps.

    ITs rife and you are all guilty of it, I attack ONLY if Ive been attacked I did not set the aggressor in any instance of my internet forum visits, ITs a rage I have accumulated from 40 years of abuse from fellow humans, I will defend the right ,the weak,the underprivileged and I will not stand down no matter how many or how big,you are.,.

    Not one of you are man enough to admit to being in the wrong, and if you are , not man enough to apologize . It isnt a weakness you know.

    SP – read the thread from the beginning. I didnt need to mention your error since it was already pointed out.

    or is everyone just aving a laugh with me? ok very funny , Ill chill out .

    or do you just want me to disappear back to my non-fulfilled life?( yes I said it)

    sooo. back on topic
    another 2 nights of remodelling the starbug…. ah I cant be arsed/

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol ~I just realized(dam you JC I was just about to reedit, you almost had me.)(no beer for you now)

    SgtSmileyUK
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    BJ_lol seems you do got a sense of humour after all , may be your salvation, so Im gonna ease up on you a little, boy.
    JC – Thanks for that, such a useful chap, Im gonna buy you beer all night, one day (or night rather).
    SP – sorry no keyboards have a greymatter button so I cant tease you with that one.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    I dunno why YOU got a problem , but if you wanna make problems for yourself then by all means attack me, attack my pysche,attack my humour, if you gotta try to outsmart a loon, do you think its clever? Im biting my tongue when it comes to a certain other TOSser, let this serve as your final warning. ( I did attract a further quarter of a million views to your site on one thread alone mate, surely you should be pleased?)
    and if youre gonna fling shit then make sure youre in the right.( Is it not ok to stand up and defend myself from personal attacks from the onset?

    SgtSmileyUK
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    Its not my intention to be a valuable asset, BoringJason, cant you read? B<E<R<T<H use that door.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    *place

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol plenty of lemons here as anywhere else mate,
    Let me be the first to extend a hearty welcome to you m8 and hope you can avoid stepping in the dog poo thats all over the plce.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    thanks for the back up guys. much appreciated- I will speak to you in a normal manner.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    jason the bore appearing in this forum >’First impressions and all that’
    O does this mean you are indeed a knob. goaway

    SgtSmileyUK
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    ~smug not snug

    SgtSmileyUK
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    yellow dodge, I’ll see what I can do, Thanks for the positivity.

    Jason- YOURE NOT A BORE -YOURE NOT A BORE- YOURE NOT A BORE,Dammit you still are,
    But hey at least your right! I dont understand anything, does that make you feel any better.
    Im holding back…..

    any more shit slurping flies wanna question my psyche?

    Forums are a perfect example of why humans are fucked. Do you want me to go away and give up?
    ffs I aint making this about me,,,KNOB
    FUCK OFF OUT the same door marked ‘berth’ for wide arsed and snug,wide headed people .
    Negative fucking Pedant, nothing better to do than rile me, (Jesus) .
    that makes your lives sadder than mine, and I thought nobody had a sadder life than me!(thus should I pity you?)
    actually you bore me completely ( and if I bore you then just keep out of the thread simple.)
    Knobendfeaster.

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204136
    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol was that it? the simplest one won. I was sure going by some of the aboves standards that it was gonna contain a little more. Im not Jealous cos I didnt even enter but i gotta admit some Ive seen blew me away with their brilliance that I thought Id have no chance. still, we got a lotta chuckles out of Limericks again so erm, which way is out

    in reply to: The BBC #204135
    SgtSmileyUK
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    ah the dear old bbc, how they laughed and poked fun and then missed out to the creators of a worldwide successful idea, and now we laugh at them. This country’s pessimism is the cause of its own demise. remember Trevor Bailis (however its spelt) everyone thought he was on a windup.! fly boy? dont be silly. Man on the moon? and so forth.
    better believe cranks!

    If you wish to purchase a book on loose translations of crazy – visit theamazon.com
    (sorry Im trying to be normal but my fingers have their own united minds that conspire against my wishes to fit in here.)

    SgtSmileyUK
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    all things considerable shalt be considered!
    Thanks Jonathan, I will try to be normal, perhaps people should stop prodding the crazy people with the crazy stick .
    Im not really crazy but I do think there’s a crazy person trapped inside me that wants releasing.
    Im just keeping this lil project in the public eye. (tried nice publicity-still attracted negative,pedantic sycophants, so I was trying reverse psychology to make people nice, and obviously failing, but I guess its a little late to alter peoples perception of myself, )
    so which version of me would you like ?
    vote A – Sgt’gone a little bit senile’smileyuk
    vote B- Sgt’he really is a aniceguy-honesst!-smileyuk
    Vote C-begone already, Sgtwho?
    ultimately It isnt about me, Its the game I wanted,couldnt get ,so made it myself and thought I would share this wonderful creation with others, thats all.
    so do we begin the niceness now>?
    consider my expectations of this to be seriously muted and slightly hard of hearing!
    dammit I can be Nice! surely we dont really take text as token value as a true depiction of a persons sole character?whereupon our own translation is how we percieve the nonsense
    or something like that.
    long live variety.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    and please.. feel free to derail, mis-accuse ,(what do u mean its not a word? it’s an accusation that had misfired !) ,
    spam litter, and basically talk bollocks or johns runny bum juice for all I care.
    why not? its a free thread, defecate it to your hearts desire you dirty people.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    and of course the cooperative editing mode, where u and your friends can redesign the ships insides to your hearts content, (hopefully do a better job than me, but hey Im doing every fucking thing round here ahem), create the rooms Ive missed, anything youlike, chop and change, alter it how you want and then distribute it to others impressed by your work. ITs like a whole new miningcraftcunthinggummyblob.
    Its not complicated,
    eventually youll have a whole plethora of new missions,places created by others to visit and Pwn!

    trust me this is the one youve waited for long enough. (not boasting better graphics than some of these modern game engines, but hey , its a start and you will all be able to make it how you want it.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    Ive done another retrostyly version(scrubbed to do this 3d version wherein I had to learn everything from scratch again)
    it featured a 4 player affair(on one pc keyboard+2 joysticks) top down action ala Chaos engine kinda) was a lotta fun playing it. will upload this to my site in time as well,just dont expect it to ever get finished though sorry.)

    I just want the guys wearing the superadmin pants to try it out,review it and attract some attention, You want it I got it.
    just in case you dont know this already……
    the single player mode features many things to do, wandering around aimlesslessly, or purposely completing tasks to advance grades in a multitude of career choices, collecting items, solving problems, repairing machines,interacting with computers and artificial intelligence,unlocking skills, doors and advanced levels, combating denizens featured in the show, with a marvellous array of weaponry and vehicles, including the bazookoids, gren launchers , scoped rifles, machine guns, plasma bolt guns etc, and ability to climb inside many of the shows ships, launch across vast regions of space, visiting nearby planets, ships and other regions, in your search for sanity stranded in space. dig out those files and folders to keep tabs on your crew and your own personal abilities which are all stored on records to judge your abilities as a future 3rd technician collar worker or the ultimate seat in the Captains Quarters.

    ITs got all the above in it already and more, including botmatches (stop playing with the AI kids you might break them), Survival (zombie style but red dwarf style), Can you survive the onslaught? you can run, jump shoot and fly but you cant hide.

    and then theres the many multiplayer modes – Free for all,Crew Wars(Teams versus teams versus teams versus teams), Capture, Capture the Flag(holly hop drive), hold, protect, hold and protect and so on and on and on.

    Im ready to show this but it must be done right.
    am I allowed to post videos? if so how? also how do I post images? I got an idea but STOP it I dont wanna learn anything more! my brain is crammed to the brim already thanks.

    right catch u soon people, the turtles head is nudging.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    news update.
    (after another long night script-editing (I changed me mind about doing some map editing ok, decided to stick strictly to scripts in accordance to the scriptures.. ahem))

    Pip Pips,
    now added rank-coloured pips, when orders are given in multiplayer mode, you should pay attention to the coloured star prefixing the commands. senior ranking players obviously have more experience than the green noobies.
    do I need to draw up a coloured chart to simplify this men?
    (wonder if anyone ever makes it to the captains’ whites)(really really difficult, explanations due)

    sorry for the ramble but I programme,I sleep, I programme I sleep,and dont get to communicate with the outside world, so these are my 5 minute windows of opportunity., meanwhile hello world, hope its a good day for all.
    more news in time, if its ok with you chappies to keep you informed.

    ps , also a hell level for those insaniacs who manage to make every bullet count and unlock the levels that lead to hell. woo.
    its too much,too much.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    lol well I thought my introductory went rather well chaps.
    at last I found a wise person, boy am I lucky to bump into you.(IAn)
    cmon chaps nobody that crazy would be free to type on the internet for real would they?
    Master Symes thou shalt be graciously honoured in the great hall of fame and his marvellous work for fanatics!
    I always honour my promises.
    Im going to work on two secret levels tonight – the heaven and god ones. only accessible if you can get so far without killing, act as a spiritual guide to show noobies around the ship and preach some nice bullshit, ITll bring the padre and the other holy shit (not HOLY SHIT! but holy stuff).Im gonna bring a new enlightenment role to the world of gaming within the war in deep space. If you know this already sorry.

    I will create some recent videos if it your desire? do you wanna dance in the fire?

    ~(character mode remember(just be grateful Im the nice nut at the minute))
    Gonnna make sure you get first dibs Ian ,Im sorry you didnt enjoy Portsmouth *Ive lived here 10 years near portsmouth ,only time I venture out is in th e miles of fields and treess behind me ouse.. Its like 7 Richmond Parks. absolutely heaven, dont wanna go nowhere else lol
    crazy mode disengaged-
    seriously you gotta know Im a rambler(no shitty pun intended).
    but I am glad that one genius recognizes anothers talents, this has restored my faith again in human nature.
    bet that lasts 5 minutes until I make myself look stupid again.
    was mick really offended? I didnt mean to upset him ,I called myself the same name in the same breath didnt I?
    do so onto others as you would have them doo so onto you. well its all Ive known, so far.
    sorry for the ramble and the use of your valuable time chaps, but I wanted to say thanks fo the encouragement (It was starting to flag after 2 years of negative attitudes, now I got the boost to do the work I coulda done today,tonight!
    Out!

    SgtSmileyUK
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    sorry admin you may delete my whole thread I’ll just go away find something else to do instead, and hey mick, good luck with your red dwarf game.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    I was in character mode – and that was my crazy mode.
    Im not really horrible or nasty as you think , or crazy.
    I do have a more sensible posting on the less relaxed site

    gordon bennet touchy or what.
    but really if you were offended then Im sorry you got offended.
    I really really didnt set out to upset anyone, but I was offended and upset that you jumped down my throat being a noobie with no clue how to socially interact. i thought that was unneccessary and reacted unneccessarily back.

    SgtSmileyUK
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    Ps Im not even gonna credit that with a follow up list of my achievements , you didnt have to troll this thread and turn it into a pedantic waste of time

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