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And don’t feed it after midnight.

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Why are eleven-year-olds allowed on their computer without adult supervision. I’ve never understood that.

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I once made a friend literally piss himself laughing.

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Nipple

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I once got a bronze in shot put.

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I once written about Jaffa Cakes in a university exam.

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I do a damn fine moon impression.

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I’ve seen Titanic in two different countries.

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It aired in the UK a couple of months back.

I quite liked it. Worth a watch.

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Pecospete FTW

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Dear red head if you read correctly i make fun of their attributes that they have done to themselves
not your forums members style of mocking handicaps and things they cant change :)

Apart from when you mocked people as “ugly” and “short” in post #207414:

You’re all over weight, ugly, short and have not accomplished a thing in life, notice a pattern?

You absolute fuckwit.

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>fatty mc fat fat

You could be on BBC Three with that type of imaginative riposte.

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>and this is just the beginning little one and like it was said before there is no way you can stop it.

What’s he going to do next, drop his trousers?

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You realise that nobody is looking at the gifs you post?

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>recipes?

I tried to make some “American style” pancakes a few days ago. I used too much baking powder and it ended up tasting like shortbread.

>It should be someone with no affiliation with anyone in any way

You keep posting this and it is funnier every time.

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>It should be someone with no affiliation with anyone in any way

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> It should be someone with no affiliation with anyone in any way

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> You’re all over weight, ugly, short and have not accomplished a thing in life, notice a pattern?

Hey. I’m not short.

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Are those my feet?

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No Shunt :(

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Taiwan Tony takes over Red Dwarf and begins to transform the ship into a giant fortune cookie. Meanwhile Lister can’t get free of a Chinese finger trap.

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Especially since they said in the latest podcast that the one character who you couldn’t take out the show would be Rimmer.

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Enjoyed all the movies. Though the Dungeons and Dragons one was the worst, largely because a lot of the references were completely lost on me.

Still need to catch up on the latest few episodes but I think it was a worthy return. Hell if all other episodes were complete shit, it still would have been worth it for just ‘The Late Phillip J. Fry’ which is one of the all time best episodes.

Hope it isn’t the end. Wonder if Netflix might be interested. What with them picking up another Fox produced show, Arrested Development.

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More people watched Red Dwarf X than the opening ceremony of the Olympics #dwarffacts

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Oh my god, bear is driving. How can that be?

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We don’t have to talk about the Matrix. We can just talk about… stuff. Your favourite bands, chicks who’ve broken our hearts… the Matrix.

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Is this a gay thing?

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Why are we walking like this?

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Police are getting involved now, it seems. Roguey threatened Dr Who Online with legal action after they tweeted he was a hoaxer (hilariously referencing Lord McAlpine just hours before McAlpine announced he had dropped his case against tweeters) and then Roguey tweeted the details of somebody who runs DWO. Now DWO are informing the BBC, Twitter and most importantly the police.

Don’t think the BBC can do that much about it but hopefully the fraud – asking for credit card details for items that: 1. Are illegal to distribute 2. Don’t exist – means that the police can do something.

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It is not legit. This person is a hoaxer. Massive topic on Gallifrey Base about him.

Basically he is using missing/animated episode hoax to get people to sign up using your credit card (with the promise of it being free) for this porn thing (Sex-key I think it is called) which, after a trial period, charges a fair bit of money. He gets a hefty commission.

All of the pictures of naked ladies on his website are:
1. Stolen.
2. Not of Doctor Who fans as promised.

He is also buying followers on twitter in order to look like he actually has missing episodes and to get more people to follow him and sign up for this sex-key thing.

He is deranged. Not just doing it for the money, in fact that only seems a bonus. He genuinely wants to humiliate and worry the likes of Ian Levine (accusing him of stuff and saying he is making some of Ian’s animations available for download) and raise the hopes up fans only to dash them.

Strange chap. Ignore him. Don’t follow him on twitter. Don’t visit his website. Do call him a cunt.

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Not watched Being Human but that Zai Bennet seems to be doing everything he can do to run BBC Three into the ground.

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I thought Meltdown was always meant to be last. Dimension Jump being the episode that was supposed to open the series.

That is the order they used for the repeat season in 1994.

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It scores 4th on my list. I watched it last earlier in the week.

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Krytie TV: Erections.

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Krytie TV: Lister masturbates, with dire consequences.

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Duct Soup: Lister needs a wee.

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>Well, it’s either a douche or a turd.

Or ‘Pete’ Part 2.

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1 – Backwards
2 – Out of Time
3 – Back to Reality
4 – Krytie TV
5 – Gunmen of the Apocalypse
6 – Tikka to Ride
7 – Fathers & Suns
8 – Dimension Jump
9 – Cassandra
10 – Thanks for the Memory

52 – Beyond a Joke
53 – Balance of Power
54 – Parallel Universe
55 – Pete – Part 1
56 – Waiting for God
57 – Duct Soup
58 – Back to Earth – Part 1
59 – Only the Good…
60 – Dear Dave
61 – Pete – Part 2

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CHERRY COKE

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Just got that too. I think it is the image on post #203377.

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Vicar of Duane Dibbley

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The gang find out they are just characters in a TV show called “Red Dwarf”. They have to stop the show being cancelled by fixing some frame dropping.

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‘Better Naan Life’

Oh it’s fucking close enough to curry.

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I will only accept Craig Charles doing Kochanski’s sex moans. Anything else would be sacrilege.

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I don’t think IWCD is unabridged in any form. The bit that stands out is were we go into the mind of a plant after being shot (a bit of a Douglas Adams moment). Goes into how McIntyre (I think he is called McIntyre in the book) became a hologram (loan debts meant he decided to commit suicide).

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Series XI Episode 1

Holly returns! And this time it is two for the price of one as we have the male Holly on Red Dwarf and the female Holly on Starbug. Hilarity ensues as Red Dwarf is blown up and they have to spend the rest of the series on Starbug.

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Listen to the Red Dwarf Radio Series. In Bedford Falls it is always Christmas Eve.

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Commentary on the latest Garbage Podcast.

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Series XI, Episode 2 – The aftermath of Kochanski’s vagina being torn open. Meanwhile, Kryten attempts to create a new flavour of milkshake.

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I like the bit were I made a joke not at the expense of these two but at the expense of the forum in a sort of “I’m Gazpacho Soup, fuck Fannymede” type way and dodgelister is such a fucking idiot that he thought I was mocking them and insinuated that I should jump of a cliff.

I think that was the point that actually set him off on his bat shit craziness.

But what would I know? He has an IQ of 149 so I must not understand the measure of his intellect.

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