Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 101 through 150 (of 612 total) 1 2 3 4 … 11 12 13 Author Replies April 10, 2009 at 7:02 am in reply to: It’s only bloody Friday! #95640 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I done a wee in my pants when I awoke. So yes. April 9, 2009 at 9:23 am in reply to: Norm’s post-Dwarf tell-all #95453 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant What a cunt. April 7, 2009 at 2:02 pm in reply to: Stupid freeview question #95290 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant If you have a dodgy signal – picture breaking up, etc. you can improve it a lot by using a signal booster. They’re fairly cheap. About a tenner for a basic one. April 3, 2009 at 9:33 pm in reply to: So who else read the new headline… #95026 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Well, Junior Angler’s the best you’re getting out me, buddy. April 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm in reply to: So who else read the new headline… #95005 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Pipe or clam, it’s all good. April 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm in reply to: So who else read the new headline… #94995 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Marleen, is it wrong that I find your Dr Manhattan-style alter-ego strangely attractive? Not sure if it’s the blank eyes or the hint of photo-realistic nudity. April 3, 2009 at 8:29 am in reply to: Back to Earth. Pre-Order at Play. #94985 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Less meat on her than a turkey twizzler. April 3, 2009 at 8:13 am in reply to: NO UPDATE!! #94983 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I’ve seen them advertised. Seems an odd combination of posh and pauper. Like making a foie gras pot noodle. April 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm in reply to: Doctor Dwarf #94935 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Agreed. I’m more excited about Dwarf than Who, but only cos it’s been so long since we had new Red Dwarf. But which would I watch if new Dwarf and the Tennant regeneration story were on at the same time? Hmmm…I’ll get back to you on that one. April 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm in reply to: Doctor Dwarf #94932 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Hmmm….it looks alright. More than a bit Pitch Blackish. April 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm in reply to: Magic Square. #94925 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Only joking. April 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm in reply to: Magic Square. #94920 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant So what is it? April 2, 2009 at 10:25 am in reply to: The end….and the beginning #94908 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant All aboard Doug Naylor’s Big Bukkake Fun Bus! April 2, 2009 at 10:19 am in reply to: To ganymede and Titan!! #94906 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant And there was I all ready to accept an enthusiastic new fan with open arms and a mug of tea. Ho-hum. March 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm in reply to: The best headline ever? #93836 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I’d have to go with this one personally. It’s the most fun to say… http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article930214.ece February 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm in reply to: Does Rimmer produce man sauce? #91383 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Everyone remembers the day that they installed that giant toupee to cover the hole in Rimmer’s flatus layer. February 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm in reply to: Does Rimmer produce man sauce? #91380 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > ?We are holograms. There is no risk of disease or pregnancy.? Damn, you’re right. But do they have periods? And if they eat but don’t defecate…do they still produce flatus? Imagine being able to let rip with no fear of follow-through! It’d be worth being dead. February 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm in reply to: Does Rimmer produce man sauce? #91374 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant YOU READ IT. YOU CAN’T..etc etc etc. February 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm in reply to: Does Rimmer produce man sauce? #91370 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Thanks for clearing that up. *cough* February 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm in reply to: The biggest pile of shit I have ever read! #91368 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Have a sandwich? February 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm in reply to: The biggest pile of shit I have ever read! #91366 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant “When I found out that an hour special was being made back in september I was shouting, really, shouting,” Well there’s no need for that. February 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm in reply to: The biggest pile of shit I have ever read! #91364 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Wow, it’s like a forum within a forum. Cosmic. February 13, 2009 at 2:10 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91355 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > Yes, it?s what I think. Fucking live with it. > Would it be hideously inappropriate for you to insert the specials? scripts in your list? You still trust his opinion?! February 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm in reply to: The Big Picture #91348 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Haha, suck on that Aunty! February 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91347 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > III>VIII>II>IV>VI>V>VII>I > Yes, it?s what I think. Fucking live with it. 8 second best and 7 better than one? Crikey! February 13, 2009 at 12:03 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91338 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Sod your numerals 5 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 4 > 3. Sod the others. February 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm in reply to: Do Holograms go to Silicon Heaven? #91253 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant She has an Adam’s Apple. And a big old cock. February 12, 2009 at 9:49 am in reply to: Thanks for the Memories! #91243 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Is “Pervisions” even a word? February 11, 2009 at 5:19 pm in reply to: Do Holograms go to Silicon Heaven? #91168 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Aaaaaaaaaaaaand….Ian wins! February 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm in reply to: Do Holograms go to Silicon Heaven? #91160 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Yes, if you like. February 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf 2009 FAQ #91149 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant It’s also what rastas say when they mean “good” or “ok”. February 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91142 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I always presumed it was part of Lister’s character in the earlier series – like “Would you put it back together when you’d finished with it?” I know they were still working out the kinks and in early days he was more of a whacked-out space bum. But it’s still Listy. February 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm in reply to: “So, you’re not aliens…” #91128 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant “Powerful, emotive voice, full of class and with great presence. Huge versatility with good ear for accents, especially American. Shit in rehearsals.” February 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91125 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > He *did* learn the Cat written language pretty fast, though He has an intelligent nose. Also, I think he says Holly translated it for him. February 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91121 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > It was ?Ben? the dog, and bear in mind that was Rimmer?s view of Lister?s reading experience. Wasn’t talking about that bit. He’s reading Spot the Dog when they’re in Blue Midget waiting for Cat to arrive in his tailored spacesuit (in Kryten). February 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91117 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > I think the ?bucket and spade? gag is actually, on its own, a quite inherently funny joke. It?s just not Lister at that point in time. I dunno…I alway felt it fitted with the little vein of random stupidity in Lister that led him to read Spot the Dog books. “What’s an Iguana?” – without opening a can of worms, I always assumed that iguanas were endangered / less known in the future…or that Lister had been away from Earth for a while and had no interest in or knowledge of its fauna. February 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91116 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant “I’ve no fish to embarrass you any further, I’ll just let myself trout.” February 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91111 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Indeed. And “I was thrown for a minute by the bib and the bonnet. I thought that was the baby at first” And special mention to: “Just check that chair again for me, Kryten. Just double check the chair again. Just check that chair one last time”. Not over-explaining the joke, just over-using what was at first one of the funniest throwaway lines of the series. February 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm in reply to: Worst lines ever #91109 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant “Put it on your head, it makes your hair stand on end” Purely because it ruins Holly’s only good line of series 8. February 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm in reply to: Lister’s jacket #90576 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Ah…I think it says “The Lad” February 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm in reply to: Lister’s jacket #90564 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I’m trying to see what’s written below the eagle… is it “AND LAW”..? The eagle itself is in a kind of skull and crossbones formation…so I guess it’s either a mascot for a football / basketball team…or a military emblem? February 5, 2009 at 2:15 pm in reply to: Here’s one i made earlier…. #90555 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant What I’d really like is Cat’s pink suit from the first series. I wonder if it’s ever available on ebay? February 5, 2009 at 2:13 pm in reply to: Lister’s jacket #90554 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant *squints* … eagle one? February 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm in reply to: YOUR FAN CLUB MAG NEED YOU(R LETTERS)! #90545 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine, What is actually wrong with Norman Lovett? Best wishes, A concerned friend. February 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm in reply to: Arrested Development Movie Most Exciting Thing Ever? #90412 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Though the end of 3 was brill…they never originally planned to end it after just 3 seasons did they? Plenty more mileage I reckon. The thought of a movie makes my banana stand. February 2, 2009 at 10:36 am in reply to: The thought occurs… #90379 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > I enjoyed Confidential during series 1, but now it?s mostly insufferably smug shite. This. January 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm in reply to: Fuck #90178 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I laugh in the face of the refractory period! January 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm in reply to: Tintin Movie Most Exciting Thing Ever #90177 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I’d say that Always, Hook, the Lost World, Temple of Doom, Crystal Skull, Empire of the Sun and Amistad were all a bit wonky for differing reasons. Lost World had some brilliant set-pieces but as a whole it wasn’t very good. Actually prefer Crystal Skull. I do love a bit of Raiders, Jaws and War of the Worlds, though. January 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm in reply to: The Out of Date Rumour Mill #90142 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > Any truth in the rumours I?m hearing about Doug deliberately fucking up the last two series ?for a laugh?? Oooooh………..NOW I get it! January 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm in reply to: The Out of Date Rumour Mill #90136 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > I heard Doug mentioned something along the lines of Walace and Gromit, a clay animation Red Dwarf would be fantastic, think of the adventures they could have as clay. But I bet with the kind of budget they’re working with, any claymation Red Dwarf sequence would be 10 times better! Probably not very funny, though. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 101 through 150 (of 612 total) 1 2 3 4 … 11 12 13
