Wow, all the people who’ve visited G&T for the first time this last week or so are going to think we’re a constantly-updated hive of activity and excitement, aren’t they?
As we gear up towards dipping our toes into the babbling brook of New Dwarf, let’s take a dive into the sweet lakes of past glories.
Over the years there has been a great many pieces of official Red Dwarf merchandise, including some high quality titles such as The Making of Red Dwarf, Red Dwarf VIII: The Official Book and The Official Red Dwarf Companion. However, The Log: A Dwarfer’s Guide to Everything – written by Craig Charles Russell Bell and published in 1997 – is neither official or even in the vague realm of high quality. It is completely and utterly shit.
And do you know why we can’t hear any news? Because there is no news to hear….
John is away on a very special quest, given to him by the, er… King of the Potato People. Yes. In his absence I will be bringing you this week’s TOS update, but never fear weary readers as John shall return in a blaze of glory just as soon as he’s completed his quest retrieved the Holy Grail of Smeg, or something, for the King of the Potato People, or whatever. I imagine.
“You will not believe… honestly, you will not believe what’s been going on here at the old folk’s home… Unbelievable!”