John is away on a very special quest, given to him by the, er... King of the Potato People. Yes. In his absence I will be bringing you this week's TOS update, but never fear weary readers as John shall return in a blaze of glory just as soon as he's completed his quest retrieved the Holy Grail of Smeg, or something, for the King of the Potato People, or whatever. I imagine.

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