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  • October 30, 2007 at 2:20 pm #1982
    John Hoare
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    “Hello there, what are you doing?”
    “Hi, I’m eating ass right now.”

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  • November 26, 2007 at 4:43 pm #125956
    Danny Stephenson
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    >Aside from good old-fashioned spittle, anyone recommend a good lube?

    TCP!!!, rid yourself of all probable infections, and your cock!!

    November 26, 2007 at 8:14 pm #125964
    Tanya Jones
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    TCP is NOT a good lube. Astroglide is your friend.

    November 27, 2007 at 6:27 pm #125989
    mick
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    I remember using a flavoured warming lube a few times, that was most delightful…

    …oh and for chaps with more experienced lady friends, snuggles vaginal tightning cream is everyones friend.

    November 27, 2007 at 7:21 pm #125990
    Phil
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    >snuggles vaginal tightning cream is everyones friend.

    Where were you three years ago? You could have saved my relationship.

    November 28, 2007 at 11:20 am #126007
    Girl Ackerman
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    >performingmonkey / Sun, 2007-11-25 22:24 / #

    >You?ve never lived unless you?ve had sex with someone dressed as a Red Dwarf >character.

    I’ve never lived as I am a good greek girl. But if someone’s dressed as Ackerman…

    November 28, 2007 at 11:22 am #126008
    Girl Ackerman
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    >Jimbotfu / Mon, 2007-11-26 14:09 / #

    >Aside from good old-fashioned spittle, anyone recommend a good lube?

    >Well I wouldn?t recommend Durex Tingle. It?s like having your member dipped in acid >then set about with an icy blowtorch.

    My brother uses Man Juice Lube

    November 28, 2007 at 11:25 am #126009
    Phil
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    >My brother uses Man Juice Lube

    What fascinating dinner conversations you must have.

    November 28, 2007 at 2:43 pm #126014
    Dave
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    Does he use it on his dinner?

    November 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm #126021
    Phil
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    Quiet, you.

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