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  • #2840
    Jo
    Participant

    Ian playing on the Wii…

    “The sodding bee burst my fucking bubble”

    #90854
    Dave
    Participant

    Oddly fits with a comment I made about something Andrew said here:

    http://www.ganymede.tv/indepth/dwarfcast-15-stasis-leak-commentary#comment-140977

    #90855

    > ?The sodding bee burst my fucking bubble?

    … said Wumble the cantankerous rabbit.
    “Calm down,” said Frederick J. Intermedium the Badger.

    #90861
    Joey
    Participant

    Today, in the cinema:

    ‘I like being up against the wall’

    :-|

    #90865
    Jo
    Participant

    I’m sure plenty of the fellas would like to hear you say it though ;o)

    #90868
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Mario Galaxy?

    #90874
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Most of the things I never thought I’d say can never be repeated in polite conversation.

    #90875
    Phil
    Participant

    Make love to me, Phil.

    #90877
    Pheonix11
    Participant

    “This wont work without a chicken.”

    Said by me whilst play Zelda.

    #90878
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “I don’t think I’ll be able to pull it off.”

    Me in pub the other night to general laddish derision.

    Trying to log in just now as ‘muckyluv’. Interesting.

    #90885
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Today, in the cinema:

    ?I like being up against the wall?

    B-

    > I?m sure plenty of the fellas would like to hear you say it though ;o)

    …oh.

    Tsh!

    #91066
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    Something I never thought I’d ever hear or say? Most definitely this –

    Say: ‘Look…how good would it be if…I’d really love it if you…*shits self in mind*…er, what would you reckon to…*changes pants (cerebally), grows a pair (of balls, not pants)*…..moving in with me?’

    Hear: ‘…alright then.’

    Little did she know what she was letting herself in for…

    #91100
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I asked singingpotato to move in with me towards the end of a long day in the pub. It’s a technique that can work.

    #91180
    ChrisM
    Participant

    When I was a kid I was just waking up once and asked my mum if she had rounded up the horses.

    I lived in a maisonette in Hither Green (Lewisham, South London) at the time.

    I wasn’t trying to be funny or anything. I honestly don’t know why I said it except I must have been dreaming… although I hardly ever even think of horses, so where that came from I don’t know.

    She just came into my room to open the curtains when I woke up saying it. Amusing thing is, she didn’t reply or look surprised at all.

    Me: What did I just say?
    Mum: I dunno… something about rounding up horses….
    Me: Why did I say that?
    Mum: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

    #91181
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “Get the fuck out the way RD-D2”, me angry while playing Lego Star Wars.

    #91183
    Mr Flibble
    Participant

    ?Get the fuck out the way RD-D2?, me angry while playing Lego Star Wars.

    Not only angry, but lacking memory of the characters name.

    #91185
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    He’s got RD on the brain.

    #91196
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    When I was a kid I was just waking up once and asked my mum if she had rounded up the horses.

    I lived in a maisonette in Hither Green (Lewisham, South London) at the time.

    I wasn?t trying to be funny or anything. I honestly don?t know why I said it except I must have been dreaming? although I hardly ever even think of horses, so where that came from I don?t know.

    Once, when I was kipping on Seb and Cappsy’s sofa in their old flat, I was rudely awaken by the doorbell. For some reason, I said “that’ll be the big egg”, before going back to sleep.

    #91198
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    “Red Dwarf’s coming back!”
    “Did you see that in the paper, Red Dwarf filming on Coronation Street??”
    “I really like the new Lily Allen album.”
    “I don’t really like the new John Frusciante album.” (I’m a massive fan so this is a big fucking deal)
    “That’s the first chapter done.”
    “Don’t forget them little Kellogg’s variety packs, buy one get one free, and I’m having fucking BOTH of the Frosties boxes!”
    “All the exclamation marks have gone. Finally NO fucking hardware conflicts.”
    “OK, I’m not going online tonight, I promise I’ll give it a rest.” (obviously I didn’t really say that one)

    #91207
    locusceruleus
    Participant

    My ex-gf once urgently woke me up to tell me that “we needed to put more meat in the alarm-clock” or it wouldn’t go off in the morning. I sure as hell never expected to hear that.

    Naturally, the alarm clock was the last of the places I was thinking of placing meat.

    #91236
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    He means his cock!

    #91239
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    No, wozzie?

    #91841
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > Once, when I was kipping on Seb and Cappsy?s sofa in their old flat, I was rudely awaken by the doorbell. For some reason, I said ?that?ll be the big egg?, before going back to sleep.

    Was I there for that? It sounds very familiar.

    Additional: I’ve also just had everyone in the office look at me because the above made me do a proper LOL.

    #91848
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    You were probably there. You never left us alone.

    #91868
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Oh, it’s started. I knew it would.

    #91871
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “I don’t like the lime green in the hand, I just don’t see the point in a green hand”, just minutes ago when I was stopped to take part in a survey, I hated the logo, a big lime green hand.

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