Sentences you never thought you’d hear/say

[Jo]

Ian playing on the Wii…

“The sodding bee burst my fucking bubble”

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[Dave]

Oddly fits with a comment I made about something Andrew said here:

http://www.ganymede.tv/indepth/dwarfcast-15-stasis-leak-commentary#comment-140977

[SeeYouAtThePartyRichter]

> ?The sodding bee burst my fucking bubble?

… said Wumble the cantankerous rabbit.
“Calm down,” said Frederick J. Intermedium the Badger.

[Joey TORDFC]

Today, in the cinema:

‘I like being up against the wall’

:-|

[Jo]

I’m sure plenty of the fellas would like to hear you say it though ;o)

[John Hoare]

Mario Galaxy?

[Ben Paddon]

Most of the things I never thought I’d say can never be repeated in polite conversation.

[Phil]

Make love to me, Phil.

[Pheonix11]

“This wont work without a chicken.”

Said by me whilst play Zelda.

[Anonymous]

“I don’t think I’ll be able to pull it off.”

Me in pub the other night to general laddish derision.

Trying to log in just now as ‘muckyluv’. Interesting.

[Tarka Dal]

> Today, in the cinema:

?I like being up against the wall?

B-

> I?m sure plenty of the fellas would like to hear you say it though ;o)

…oh.

Tsh!

[pfm]

Something I never thought I’d ever hear or say? Most definitely this –

Say: ‘Look…how good would it be if…I’d really love it if you…*shits self in mind*…er, what would you reckon to…*changes pants (cerebally), grows a pair (of balls, not pants)*…..moving in with me?’

Hear: ‘…alright then.’

Little did she know what she was letting herself in for…

[Ian Symes]

I asked singingpotato to move in with me towards the end of a long day in the pub. It’s a technique that can work.

[ChrisM]

When I was a kid I was just waking up once and asked my mum if she had rounded up the horses.

I lived in a maisonette in Hither Green (Lewisham, South London) at the time.

I wasn’t trying to be funny or anything. I honestly don’t know why I said it except I must have been dreaming… although I hardly ever even think of horses, so where that came from I don’t know.

She just came into my room to open the curtains when I woke up saying it. Amusing thing is, she didn’t reply or look surprised at all.

Me: What did I just say?
Mum: I dunno… something about rounding up horses….
Me: Why did I say that?
Mum: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

[JamesTC]

“Get the fuck out the way RD-D2”, me angry while playing Lego Star Wars.

[Mr Flibble]

?Get the fuck out the way RD-D2?, me angry while playing Lego Star Wars.

Not only angry, but lacking memory of the characters name.

[Pete Part Three]

He’s got RD on the brain.

[Ian Symes]

When I was a kid I was just waking up once and asked my mum if she had rounded up the horses.

I lived in a maisonette in Hither Green (Lewisham, South London) at the time.

I wasn?t trying to be funny or anything. I honestly don?t know why I said it except I must have been dreaming? although I hardly ever even think of horses, so where that came from I don?t know.

Once, when I was kipping on Seb and Cappsy’s sofa in their old flat, I was rudely awaken by the doorbell. For some reason, I said “that’ll be the big egg”, before going back to sleep.

[pfm]

“Red Dwarf’s coming back!”
“Did you see that in the paper, Red Dwarf filming on Coronation Street??”
“I really like the new Lily Allen album.”
“I don’t really like the new John Frusciante album.” (I’m a massive fan so this is a big fucking deal)
“That’s the first chapter done.”
“Don’t forget them little Kellogg’s variety packs, buy one get one free, and I’m having fucking BOTH of the Frosties boxes!”
“All the exclamation marks have gone. Finally NO fucking hardware conflicts.”
“OK, I’m not going online tonight, I promise I’ll give it a rest.” (obviously I didn’t really say that one)

[locusceruleus]

My ex-gf once urgently woke me up to tell me that “we needed to put more meat in the alarm-clock” or it wouldn’t go off in the morning. I sure as hell never expected to hear that.

Naturally, the alarm clock was the last of the places I was thinking of placing meat.

[Pete Part Three]

He means his cock!

[Ben Paddon]

No, wozzie?

[Tarka Dal]

> Once, when I was kipping on Seb and Cappsy?s sofa in their old flat, I was rudely awaken by the doorbell. For some reason, I said ?that?ll be the big egg?, before going back to sleep.

Was I there for that? It sounds very familiar.

Additional: I’ve also just had everyone in the office look at me because the above made me do a proper LOL.

[Ian Symes]

You were probably there. You never left us alone.

[Tarka Dal]

Oh, it’s started. I knew it would.

[JamesTC]

“I don’t like the lime green in the hand, I just don’t see the point in a green hand”, just minutes ago when I was stopped to take part in a survey, I hated the logo, a big lime green hand.

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