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  • #202974
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Well, merchandise would infer that this was official. That is shite, of course, but for me the worst piece of merchandise is the talking quote keyring. Christ knows what thought THAT was a good idea.

    #202975
    NoFro
    Participant

    Danny something makes me think you missed the genius of that piece of merchandise. It’s a key ring, right, that says quotes… from the show! Sublime!

    [/sarcasm]

    #202976
    JamesTC
    Participant

    0 bids? Everybody must be waiting for the last second to buy it cheap!

    #202977
    Reece
    Participant

    Someone bought it…

    GOD DAMN I WAS TOO SLOW! :/

    #202978
    Connell
    Participant

    I can’t believe someone actually bought it… that’s made my day.

    #202979
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    I have 2 of the talking key rings! They were 6.95 with shipping fom Amzon!
    Gave one to my younger brother and the other I used to annoy friends with!
    I do not like the Kryten spin my nippel nuts one but the other 5 are ok,Smoke me a kipper goes over well!
    Simple amusement for simple minds!

    #202982
    Ridley
    Participant

    Wouldn’t mind owning the Hacker one. He’s awesome.

    #202984
    Reece
    Participant

    He’s awesome.

    OH IAN ME PRIVETS

    #202985
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I think this is worse.

    And maybe this – “Jupiter Mining Company”?

    #202987
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Red Dwarf Jupiter Mining Company men’s T-shirt gift idea for a man

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear oh dear…

    #203006
    StephenSimpson
    Participant

    Can someone post pictures of these offending items? Work has a block on eBay.

    #203059
    Jo
    Participant

    “Jupiter Mining Company”?

    This is another good one.

    #203061
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    #203062
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Well, that answers that old question.

    #203106
    clem
    Participant

    I like that T-shirt seller’s username. A herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of rob_mcclure, anyone?

    #203142
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    It’s a shame you can no longer get the ‘Egburt Arms’ T-Shirt…

    #203160
    clem
    Participant

    Egbert arms were little wooden forks…

    #203232
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

    #203238

    Um, isn’t that an official T-shirt?

    #203256
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    I want a Cocktail dress!

    #203294
    Jo
    Participant

    Use an XL RD t-shirt, add a belt, some sequins and heels. Boom.
    I think you’ll look very fetching Pecos.

    #203316
    Reece
    Participant

    #203317
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    The boys on the ranch will like this! I have nicer legs!

    #203321
    MANI506
    Participant

    Somebody get me a brandy.

    #204149
    Reece
    Participant
    #204151
    Ridley
    Participant

    Nngh.

    #204156
    Jo
    Participant

    …quiet a rare item for a fan or colletor of Red dwarf.

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