Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Shittest Red Dwarf Merchandise Award 2012 Search for: This topic has 27 replies, 15 voices, and was last updated 13 years, 11 months ago by Jo. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic October 28, 2012 at 6:35 pm #202973 Plastic PercyParticipant Surely, this must be the shittest piece of Red Dwarf merchandise I’ve ever seen on eBay. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/heart-shaped-keyring-Red-Dwarf-Lister-FREE-UK-POSTAGE-/110967517836?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item19d62df28c Creator Topic Viewing 27 replies - 1 through 27 (of 27 total) Author Replies October 28, 2012 at 6:43 pm #202974 Danny StephensonKeymaster Well, merchandise would infer that this was official. That is shite, of course, but for me the worst piece of merchandise is the talking quote keyring. Christ knows what thought THAT was a good idea. October 28, 2012 at 6:53 pm #202975 NoFroParticipant Danny something makes me think you missed the genius of that piece of merchandise. It’s a key ring, right, that says quotes… from the show! Sublime! [/sarcasm] October 28, 2012 at 7:19 pm #202976 JamesTCParticipant 0 bids? Everybody must be waiting for the last second to buy it cheap! October 28, 2012 at 7:22 pm #202977 ReeceParticipant Someone bought it… GOD DAMN I WAS TOO SLOW! :/ October 28, 2012 at 7:50 pm #202978 ConnellParticipant I can’t believe someone actually bought it… that’s made my day. October 28, 2012 at 7:55 pm #202979 Pecospete666Participant I have 2 of the talking key rings! They were 6.95 with shipping fom Amzon! Gave one to my younger brother and the other I used to annoy friends with! I do not like the Kryten spin my nippel nuts one but the other 5 are ok,Smoke me a kipper goes over well! Simple amusement for simple minds! October 28, 2012 at 8:04 pm #202982 RidleyParticipant Wouldn’t mind owning the Hacker one. He’s awesome. October 28, 2012 at 8:22 pm #202984 ReeceParticipant He’s awesome. OH IAN ME PRIVETS October 28, 2012 at 8:29 pm #202985 Seb PatrickKeymaster I think this is worse. And maybe this – “Jupiter Mining Company”? October 28, 2012 at 8:45 pm #202987 Danny StephensonKeymaster Red Dwarf Jupiter Mining Company men’s T-shirt gift idea for a man Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear oh dear… October 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm #203006 StephenSimpsonParticipant Can someone post pictures of these offending items? Work has a block on eBay. October 30, 2012 at 1:31 am #203059 JoParticipant “Jupiter Mining Company”? This is another good one. October 30, 2012 at 1:41 am #203061 Ian SymesKeymaster October 30, 2012 at 2:12 am #203062 Danny StephensonKeymaster Well, that answers that old question. October 30, 2012 at 6:28 pm #203106 clemParticipant I like that T-shirt seller’s username. A herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of rob_mcclure, anyone? October 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm #203142 Plastic PercyParticipant It’s a shame you can no longer get the ‘Egburt Arms’ T-Shirt… October 31, 2012 at 12:46 am #203160 clemParticipant Egbert arms were little wooden forks… November 1, 2012 at 8:00 pm #203232 Pecospete666Participant November 2, 2012 at 2:30 am #203238 genericnerdyusernameParticipant Um, isn’t that an official T-shirt? November 2, 2012 at 4:01 am #203256 Pecospete666Participant I want a Cocktail dress! November 2, 2012 at 4:17 pm #203294 JoParticipant Use an XL RD t-shirt, add a belt, some sequins and heels. Boom. I think you’ll look very fetching Pecos. November 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm #203316 ReeceParticipant November 3, 2012 at 3:10 pm #203317 Pecospete666Participant The boys on the ranch will like this! I have nicer legs! November 3, 2012 at 4:49 pm #203321 MANI506Participant Somebody get me a brandy. November 20, 2012 at 10:35 pm #204149 ReeceParticipant http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Dwarf-Popcorn-from-Red-Dwarf-X-Premiere-in-London-s-Leicester-Square-/281025364373?pt=UK_Collectables_SciFi_fantasyCollectables_EH&hash=item416e6ac195 November 20, 2012 at 11:47 pm #204151 RidleyParticipant Nngh. November 21, 2012 at 5:49 am #204156 JoParticipant …quiet a rare item for a fan or colletor of Red dwarf. Author Replies Viewing 27 replies - 1 through 27 (of 27 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In