The Smeg List

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I like it when they say ‘smeg’. Right, this list currently covers the 52 episodes, but I imagine we’ll do the videos, specials and suchlike and some point. We need to go over those for The Insult List after all. First off, we have a chronological list of all uses of the word, in all its guises. After that, a smaller list for each individual variant. Hooray!

The Full List

Variant Episode Used by
Smeghead The End Lister
Smeghead The End Rimmer
Smeghead The End Todhunter
Smeghead The End Lister
Smeghead The End Lister
Smeghead The End Rimmer
Smegging Future Echoes Rimmer
Smeg Future Echoes Lister
Smegging Future Echoes Lister
Smegging Future Echoes Lister
Smeg off Balace Of Power Lister
Smeg off Balace Of Power Lister
Smeg Balace Of Power Lister
Smeg-for-brains Balace Of Power Lister
Smeg off Balace Of Power Rimmer
Smeg Balace Of Power Lister
Smegging Waiting For God Lister
Smeghead Waiting For God Lister
Smeg off Waiting For God Rimmer
Smegging Waiting For God Rimmer
Smegging Waiting For God Rimmer
Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Lister
Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Rimmer
Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Rimmer
Smeghead Confidence and Paranoia Lister
Smeg off Confidence and Paranoia Lister
Smegging Me² Lister
Smegging Me² Rimmer
Smegging Me² Rimmer
Smegging Me² Rimmer 2
Smeggy Kryten Rimmer
Smeg off Kryten Rimmer
Smegging Kryten Lister
Smegging Kryten Lister
Smeghead Kryten Lister
Smeg-for-brains Kryten Kryten
Smegging Better Than Life Rimmer
Smeg Better Than Life Lister
Smeghead Better Than Life Rimmer’s Dad
Smegging Better Than Life Lister
Smeghead Thanks For The Memory Rimmer
Smeghead Thanks For The Memory Lister
Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister
Smegarama! Thanks For The Memory Lister
Smeg brain Thanks For The Memory Rimmer
Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister
Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister
Smegging Stasis Leak Rimmer
Smegging Stasis Leak Rimmer
Smegger Stasis Leak Lister
Smegging Stasis Leak Past Rimmer
Smeg Stasis Leak Lister
Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister
Smeg Stasis Leak Lister
Smeg Stasis Leak Lister
Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister
Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister
Smegging Queeg Lister
Smeg Queeg Lister
Smegging Parallel Universe Rimmer
Smeg Backwards Rimmer
For smeg’s sake Backwards Rimmer
Smeg Marooned Lister
Smeg Marooned Lister
Smeg Marooned Lister
Smegging Marooned Lister
Smegging Polymorph Lister
Smeg Polymorph Lister
Smeg Polymorph Rimmer
Smegger Polymorph Lister
Smeg off Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Bodyswap Rimmer
Smegging Bodyswap Lister
Smeghead Bodyswap Cat
Smeghead Bodyswap Rimmer
Smeg Bodyswap Lister
Smeg Bodyswap Rimmer
Smeg Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Bodyswap Lister
Smeg Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Bodyswap Lister
Smegging Timeslides Lister
Smegging Timeslides Lister
Smegging Timeslides Lister
Smegging Timeslides Lister
Smeg Timeslides Lister
Smeg Timeslides Young Lister
Smeg Timeslides Young Lister
Smeg The Last Day Lister
Smegged The Last Day Lister
Smegging The Last Day Lister
Smegging The Last Day Lister
Smeg The Last Day Lister
Smee Camille Kryten
Smee Camille Kryten
Smee Camille Kryten
Smeehee Camille Kryten
Smee Camille Kryten
Smeehee Camille Kryten
Smeehee Camille Kryten
Smee Camille Kryten
Smee Camille Rimmer
Smeehee Camille Kryten
Smeehee Camille Rimmer
Smegging Camille Rimmer
Smeg Camille Rimmer
Smeghead Camille Kryten
Smeg DNA Rimmer
Smegger DNA Rimmer
Smeg DNA Lister
Smeg DNA Lister
Smeg DNA Lister
Smeg Justice Rimmer
Smegging Justice Lister
Smegging Justice Lister
Smegging Justice Lister
Smeg Justice Lister
Smeg White Hole Lister
Smegging White Hole Lister
Smeg White Hole Talkie
Smeghead White Hole Holly
Smegging White Hole Lister
Smeg White Hole Rimmer
Smeghead White Hole Kryten
Smegging Dimension Jump Rimmer
Smeg Meltdown Lister
Smegging Meltdown Lister
Smeg Meltdown Lister
Smeg Meltdown Lister
Smeg Meltdown Lister
Smeg Meltdown Lister
Smeghead Meltdown Lister
Smegpot Holoship Lister
Smeghead Holoship Lister
Smeghead The Inquisitor Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Rimmer
Smeg The Inquisitor The Inquisitor (as Rimmer)
Smeghead The Inquisitor The Inquisitor (as Lister)
Smeg The Inquisitor Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Second Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Second Lister
For smeg’s sake The Inquisitor Lister
For smeg’s sake The Inquisitor Second Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Lister
Smeg The Inquisitor Lister
Smee Quarantine Kryten
Smee Quarantine Kryten
Smeehee Quarantine Kryten
Smegging Quarantine Lister
Smeg Demons and Angels Lister
Smeg Demons and Angels Lister
Smegging Psirens Lister
Smegger Legion Lister
Smegging Legion Lister
Smee Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Kryten
Smeehee Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Kryten
Smeghead Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Rimmer
Smeg Rimmerworld Rimmer
Smeg Out Of Time Lister
Smeg Out Of Time Rimmer
Smeg Tikka To Ride Lister
Smeg Tikka To Ride Kryten
Smegging Tikka To Ride Lister
Smeg Tikka To Ride Lister
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Good Knight
Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister
Smeghead Stoke Me A Clipper Lister
Smeehee Stoke Me A Clipper Kryten
Smeg Ouroboros Lister
Smegging Duct Soup Lister
Smeg Duct Soup Lister
Smegged-off Duct Soup Lister
Smeghead Blue Cat
Smeg Blue Lister
Smegging Blue Lister
Smegger Blue Lister
Smeg Beyond A Joke Lister
Smeg Beyond A Joke Lister
Smegging Beyond A Joke Lister
Smeg Epideme Lister
Smeg Epideme Lister
Smegging Epideme Lister
Smegging Nanarchy Lister
Smeg Nanarchy Lister
Smeg Nanarchy Lister
Smegging Back In The Red (Part One) Lister
Smeg Back In The Red (Part One) Lister
Smeg Back In The Red (Part One) Lister
Smeg Back In The Red (Part Two) Caption
Smegger Back In The Red (Part Three) Lister
Smegging Back In The Red (Part Three) Lister
Smeg Cassandra Lister
Smeggy Cassandra Rimmer
Smeg Cassandra Lister
Smeg Cassandra Lister
Smegger Cassandra Lister
Smegging Cassandra Rimmer
Smeg Cassandra Lister
Smeg Cassandra Lister
Smegging Krytie TV Rimmer
Smeg Krytie TV Rimmer
Smeg Krytie TV Lister
Smeg Krytie TV Rimmer
Smegging Pete (Part One) Rimmer
Smeg Pete (Part One) Rimmer
Smeg Pete (Part Two) Lister
Smeg Only The Good… Lister
Smeg Only The Good… Lister
Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeg off Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer
Smegging Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeg off Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeggy Only The Good… Rimmer
Smegging Only The Good… Rimmer
Smegger Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer
Smeg Only The Good… Caption

14 Responses to The Smeg List

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  1. Dave / July 18, 2007 at 11:50 pm / #

    Smeg
    Only The Good
    Caption

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  3. Ben Paddon / August 13, 2009 at 8:23 pm / #

    This smegging list requires an update. Smegger.

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  4. cliff / September 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm / #

    Impressive but i feel someone has far too much time on his hands!….

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    Ian Symes / September 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm / #

    I really, really wish I still had this much time on my hands.

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  6. Jonsmad / September 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm / #

    Smegging. Back To Earth Part One. Lister.
    Smegger. Back To Earth Part One. Lister.
    Smegging. Back To Earth Part One. Rimmer
    Smegged. Back To Earth Part Two. Lister
    Dont take any,Smeg. Back To Earth Part Two. Kid on Bus
    Smeghead. Back To Earth Part Two. Kid On Bus
    Smeghead. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister
    Smegger. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister
    Smegger. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister
    Smegged Off. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister
    Dont take any, Smeg. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister

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  8. Pete Part Three / February 28, 2018 at 6:45 am / #

    Smegging Trojan Lister
    Smegging Trojan Lister

    Um, that’s all I can be arsed with. There’s not a decent script resource for the later episodes, so I’m reliant on cntrl-F-ing springfieldspringfield.co.uk

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  9. flanl3 / February 28, 2018 at 2:49 pm / #

    Balace Of Power

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  12. Warbodog / February 28, 2018 at 10:38 pm / #

    Sm-egg like a bird’s smeg.

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  13. Paul Muller / March 1, 2018 at 12:04 am / #

    14 years later, Smegarama continues its lonely vigil…

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  14. Ridley / March 1, 2018 at 6:16 am / #

    Listercle
    Or: It’s Just Smeg, Smeg, Smeg, Oh Look, A Cat

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