The Smeg List Features Posted by Ian Symes on 1st January 2004, 00:00 I like it when they say ‘smeg’. Right, this list currently covers the 52 episodes, but I imagine we’ll do the videos, specials and suchlike and some point. We need to go over those for The Insult List after all. First off, we have a chronological list of all uses of the word, in all its guises. After that, a smaller list for each individual variant. Hooray! The Full List Variant Episode Used by Smeghead The End Lister Smeghead The End Rimmer Smeghead The End Todhunter Smeghead The End Lister Smeghead The End Lister Smeghead The End Rimmer Smegging Future Echoes Rimmer Smeg Future Echoes Lister Smegging Future Echoes Lister Smegging Future Echoes Lister Smeg off Balace Of Power Lister Smeg off Balace Of Power Lister Smeg Balace Of Power Lister Smeg-for-brains Balace Of Power Lister Smeg off Balace Of Power Rimmer Smeg Balace Of Power Lister Smegging Waiting For God Lister Smeghead Waiting For God Lister Smeg off Waiting For God Rimmer Smegging Waiting For God Rimmer Smegging Waiting For God Rimmer Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Lister Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Rimmer Smegging Confidence and Paranoia Rimmer Smeghead Confidence and Paranoia Lister Smeg off Confidence and Paranoia Lister Smegging Me² Lister Smegging Me² Rimmer Smegging Me² Rimmer Smegging Me² Rimmer 2 Smeggy Kryten Rimmer Smeg off Kryten Rimmer Smegging Kryten Lister Smegging Kryten Lister Smeghead Kryten Lister Smeg-for-brains Kryten Kryten Smegging Better Than Life Rimmer Smeg Better Than Life Lister Smeghead Better Than Life Rimmer’s Dad Smegging Better Than Life Lister Smeghead Thanks For The Memory Rimmer Smeghead Thanks For The Memory Lister Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister Smegarama! Thanks For The Memory Lister Smeg brain Thanks For The Memory Rimmer Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister Smeg Thanks For The Memory Lister Smegging Stasis Leak Rimmer Smegging Stasis Leak Rimmer Smegger Stasis Leak Lister Smegging Stasis Leak Past Rimmer Smeg Stasis Leak Lister Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister Smeg Stasis Leak Lister Smeg Stasis Leak Lister Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister Smeghead Stasis Leak Lister Smegging Queeg Lister Smeg Queeg Lister Smegging Parallel Universe Rimmer Smeg Backwards Rimmer For smeg’s sake Backwards Rimmer Smeg Marooned Lister Smeg Marooned Lister Smeg Marooned Lister Smegging Marooned Lister Smegging Polymorph Lister Smeg Polymorph Lister Smeg Polymorph Rimmer Smegger Polymorph Lister Smeg off Bodyswap Lister Smegging Bodyswap Rimmer Smegging Bodyswap Lister Smeghead Bodyswap Cat Smeghead Bodyswap Rimmer Smeg Bodyswap Lister Smeg Bodyswap Rimmer Smeg Bodyswap Lister Smegging Bodyswap Lister Smeg Bodyswap Lister Smegging Bodyswap Lister Smegging Bodyswap Lister Smegging Bodyswap Lister Smegging Timeslides Lister Smegging Timeslides Lister Smegging Timeslides Lister Smegging Timeslides Lister Smeg Timeslides Lister Smeg Timeslides Young Lister Smeg Timeslides Young Lister Smeg The Last Day Lister Smegged The Last Day Lister Smegging The Last Day Lister Smegging The Last Day Lister Smeg The Last Day Lister Smee Camille Kryten Smee Camille Kryten Smee Camille Kryten Smeehee Camille Kryten Smee Camille Kryten Smeehee Camille Kryten Smeehee Camille Kryten Smee Camille Kryten Smee Camille Rimmer Smeehee Camille Kryten Smeehee Camille Rimmer Smegging Camille Rimmer Smeg Camille Rimmer Smeghead Camille Kryten Smeg DNA Rimmer Smegger DNA Rimmer Smeg DNA Lister Smeg DNA Lister Smeg DNA Lister Smeg Justice Rimmer Smegging Justice Lister Smegging Justice Lister Smegging Justice Lister Smeg Justice Lister Smeg White Hole Lister Smegging White Hole Lister Smeg White Hole Talkie Smeghead White Hole Holly Smegging White Hole Lister Smeg White Hole Rimmer Smeghead White Hole Kryten Smegging Dimension Jump Rimmer Smeg Meltdown Lister Smegging Meltdown Lister Smeg Meltdown Lister Smeg Meltdown Lister Smeg Meltdown Lister Smeg Meltdown Lister Smeghead Meltdown Lister Smegpot Holoship Lister Smeghead Holoship Lister Smeghead The Inquisitor Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Rimmer Smeg The Inquisitor The Inquisitor (as Rimmer) Smeghead The Inquisitor The Inquisitor (as Lister) Smeg The Inquisitor Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Second Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Second Lister For smeg’s sake The Inquisitor Lister For smeg’s sake The Inquisitor Second Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Lister Smeg The Inquisitor Lister Smee Quarantine Kryten Smee Quarantine Kryten Smeehee Quarantine Kryten Smegging Quarantine Lister Smeg Demons and Angels Lister Smeg Demons and Angels Lister Smegging Psirens Lister Smegger Legion Lister Smegging Legion Lister Smee Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Kryten Smeehee Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Kryten Smeghead Gunmen Of The Apocalypse Rimmer Smeg Rimmerworld Rimmer Smeg Out Of Time Lister Smeg Out Of Time Rimmer Smeg Tikka To Ride Lister Smeg Tikka To Ride Kryten Smegging Tikka To Ride Lister Smeg Tikka To Ride Lister Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper King Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Good Knight Smeg Stoke Me A Clipper Lister Smeghead Stoke Me A Clipper Lister Smeehee Stoke Me A Clipper Kryten Smeg Ouroboros Lister Smegging Duct Soup Lister Smeg Duct Soup Lister Smegged-off Duct Soup Lister Smeghead Blue Cat Smeg Blue Lister Smegging Blue Lister Smegger Blue Lister Smeg Beyond A Joke Lister Smeg Beyond A Joke Lister Smegging Beyond A Joke Lister Smeg Epideme Lister Smeg Epideme Lister Smegging Epideme Lister Smegging Nanarchy Lister Smeg Nanarchy Lister Smeg Nanarchy Lister Smegging Back In The Red (Part One) Lister Smeg Back In The Red (Part One) Lister Smeg Back In The Red (Part One) Lister Smeg Back In The Red (Part Two) Caption Smegger Back In The Red (Part Three) Lister Smegging Back In The Red (Part Three) Lister Smeg Cassandra Lister Smeggy Cassandra Rimmer Smeg Cassandra Lister Smeg Cassandra Lister Smegger Cassandra Lister Smegging Cassandra Rimmer Smeg Cassandra Lister Smeg Cassandra Lister Smegging Krytie TV Rimmer Smeg Krytie TV Rimmer Smeg Krytie TV Lister Smeg Krytie TV Rimmer Smegging Pete (Part One) Rimmer Smeg Pete (Part One) Rimmer Smeg Pete (Part Two) Lister Smeg Only The Good… Lister Smeg Only The Good… Lister Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer Smeg off Only The Good… Rimmer Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer Smegging Only The Good… Rimmer Smeg off Only The Good… Rimmer Smeggy Only The Good… Rimmer Smegging Only The Good… Rimmer Smegger Only The Good… Rimmer Smeg Only The Good… Rimmer Smeg Only The Good… Caption
Smegging. Back To Earth Part One. Lister. Smegger. Back To Earth Part One. Lister. Smegging. Back To Earth Part One. Rimmer Smegged. Back To Earth Part Two. Lister Dont take any,Smeg. Back To Earth Part Two. Kid on Bus Smeghead. Back To Earth Part Two. Kid On Bus Smeghead. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister Smegger. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister Smegger. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister Smegged Off. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister Dont take any, Smeg. Back To Earth Part Three. Lister
Smegging Trojan Lister Smegging Trojan Lister Um, that’s all I can be arsed with. There’s not a decent script resource for the later episodes, so I’m reliant on cntrl-F-ing springfieldspringfield.co.uk