Absolutely Dwarf Casting

[Jonsmad]

For those of you familiar with the channel four comedy team “Absolutely” 

We had Jack, Morwenna & Gordon in the show as The Inquisitor, Lift hostess & Hudzen 10.

Which existing guest role in any series would you have cast Murray, John or Pete in at any point

to complete the set? 

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[Ian Symes]

We should do a DwarfCast on Absolutely.

Not that I’d want to replace Timothy Spall, but John Sparkes would have made an excellent Andy.

[Jonathan Capps]

We should do a DwarfCast on Absolutely

We could try to get a sponsorship from RØDE.

[Ian Symes]

They say all RØDEs lead to Rome. Except for the B3416, which leads to Stoneybridge.

[Jonathan Capps]

[Ben Kirkham]

I’d loved to have seen John Sparkes in Red Dwarf.

[Jonsmad]

We should do a DwarfCast on Absolutely.
Not that I’d want to replace Timothy Spall, but John Sparkes would have made an excellent Andy.

“Here, whatever you do don’t mix the food line with the catheterrr, will you?” 

I’ve a feeling he’d have taken that line further into toilet humour for sure.  “You must have been playing like “Arses”.  “

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