But could it pass the Turing test?

[Baz]

The list of “Latest Forum Topics” on the front page of G&T reads like a rather interesting conversation-

Richey- “JG Ballard has died.”

Danny Stephenson- “I consider that to be a productive half hour.”

Dave- “Do any of you happen to live in or near Chelmsford?”

Zombie Jim Undead- “Who the fuck is this supposed to be?”

Kakchriskak- Dr. Who best sci-fi theme, guess who came second?

Toungtied- “G&T on Smegazines.”

Kakchriskak- “Bobby on Radio 5.”

Baz- “But could it pass the Turing test?”

Yeah… so…. I was bored.

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[Zombie Jim Undead]

Good god…the forum is becoming….self-aware…

[Tarka Dal]

This ultimately means that Summer Glau will be sent back in time to protect us all.

[Zombie Jim Undead]

*takes trousers off*

Ok, I’m ready.

[hummingbird]

I think it’s fair to say that not many of the users on G&T would pass the Turing test.

[Ben Paddon]

Good god?the forum is becoming?.self-aware?

I left half a Magnum in there earlier, I can’t get it out now.

[Danny Stephenson]

*whistles ‘Daisy, Daisy’*

[Zombie Jim Undead]

Nice.

In other news, anyone fance some soup? It’s got boiled dog in it.

[Baz]

Needs more dog.

[Carlito]

Needs more cowbell.

[Wilbur]

Needs less soup.

[peas_and_corn]

Please tell me more about your turing.

[Carlito]

He’s not doing it at the moment: he’s on one of his turing breaks.

[si]

>Needs more cowbell.

A thousand pounds for a cowbell?!

[Author]

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