Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements @si Profile Registered: 18 years, 4 months ago Bromley, Simon. A bespectacled, bearded, balding human male, born in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and seventy nine, on the nineteenth day of the first month (a Friday, about tea time), the result of only three and a half examples of his parents getting intimate during 1978. Simon is a science fiction geek, and although he twice attempted to pass the first year of the Science and Science Fiction BSc degree at the University of Glamorgan, he was a failure on each occasion. Unperturbed, he studied for a BA in Drama (Theatre and Media) at the same University, and failed that too. This wasn't, sadly, because he was constantly pissed in the Union Bar, sleeping with girls he barely knew, but rather because of a far less exciting failure to hand in barely any written work over the course of three years, primarily due to playing Scrabble over the internet in the IT suite. As a result of being an abject failure, he moved back to Sheffield from Treforest, just as the Doctor Who production crew decided to move to a new studio complex - in Treforest. He suffers from Epilepsy and Diabetes, and his most amusing anecdote involving these conditions involves him having an epileptic seizure just as he was about to engage in coitus with a real live woman. He awoke to find himself desheathed, with then girlfriend fully clothed beside him, and his mother - who lived nearby - sitting on the edge of his bed. He has never mentioned the incident to his mother since, although there is a good chance you will hear all about it if you ever get him drunk. He is also still single, having not had a girlfriend for twenty five years. His last relationship ended shortly after the above incident. He is a Sheffield United supporter, the eldest of four children, a hermaphrodite, and used to live next door to Pulp's Jarvis Cocker. Only one of these facts is untrue. Having now successfully reached his forties, he likes to sit around doing nothing, safe in the knowledge that he did nothing in his teens, and nothing in his twenties or thirties either. He finally found meaningful employment (for seven months) working on the checkout at a discount store, *bip*-ping away for eight hours a day, getting cramp in his arse, and occasionally giving people the wrong change. However, after four months on the sick, he finally decided he wouldn't be going back, and quit. Following an unfortunate experience which saw him being found in the back yard of his flat in just his underpants, and spending two weeks in hospital, he now spends most of his time back at his parents' home in the south of Sheffield, although he has a flat of his own across the road, just three doors away from the site of the 'pre-coital seizure' incident mentioned above. He also currently spends 16 hours a week wearing a burgundy shirt and racing round, doing other peoples' shopping, at a well known supermarket chain. His favourite colour is puce. So - Simon Bromley: man, myth or mess? Answers on a postcard please. Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bromley001 Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/bromley001.bsky.social Bromley's Blog. Brog: http://bromley001.wordpress.com/ Artwork: htttp://bromley001.deviantart.com/gallery Website: http://bromley001.wordpress.com/ Forums Last Activity: 1 month ago Topics Started: 141 Replies Created: 3,447 Forum Role: Participant
