Did somebody turn over two pages at once?!

[Moonlight]

Mashing Red Dwarf scenes together! Because we were having too much fun doing this in the Better Than Life podcast thread.

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[Technopeasant]

That might have been his reaction if Lister hadn’t warned him.

[International Debris]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Unrumble]

[Rudolph]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

I was halfway to making this then got caught up in my new shocked Rimmer format

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Rudolph]

[Unrumble]

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[International Debris]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Dave]

[Moonlight]

[Nick R]

Someone snaps a photo of Cat’s shocked reaction to his own violence: 

[sleepey]

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[Unrumble]

[Unrumble]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Now we”re just repeating punchlines with different set ups. 

[Unrumble]

I know, but it felt too fitting not to do it. 

[Technopeasant]

Now we”re just repeating punchlines with different set ups.

And only three pages in too.

(It was funny though)

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

In fairness, that WAS an emergency situation.

Is Cat the only main Kryten hasn’t humped?

[Technopeasant]

Also, was Cholë just acting amused at the card or actually corpsing?

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

[Moonlight]

[Technopeasant]

What does Kryten get out of it?

[Dave]

That’s Ace isn’t it?

[Technopeasant]

I suppose we don’t really know which one is getting the nipple rub then.

And yes I was thinking of Kryten and Lister from earlier in the scene.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Meteo]

I know I do, but what about W?

OK, Piss/Smegging pun aside, I heard stuff about PETA Death Camps and Oprah’s new stupid Burouhs. Bourajoi… ASS! How do you say say, say that, Liberal Book, at Soccer Mom Central*, that threw me off and ruined Brunch.

#@%)*(&#@)*%&.

*As if you didn’t hate them enough ALREADY. DAFUHFHHHFUHHHHH as Danny-John-Jules said in the 1991 Smeg-Up.

[Moonlight]

So, is somebody going to call an ambulance or do I have to do it?

[Ben Saunders]

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