Did somebody turn over two pages at once?!

[Moonlight]

Mashing Red Dwarf scenes together! Because we were having too much fun doing this in the Better Than Life podcast thread.

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[Moonlight]

[Moonlight]

I am so pleased that mixing aspect ratios on the Smegadrive works correctly now.

[Dave]

I am so pleased that mixing aspect ratios on the Smegadrive works correctly now.

This is wonderful news.

[Dave]

[Nick R]

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[Jonathan Capps]

I am so pleased that mixing aspect ratios on the Smegadrive works correctly now.

You win the prize* for first to notice!

*there is no prize

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

I’m still going to crop.

[Flap Jack]

This is fantastic news! Now to celebrate the traditional way, by combining the first 4:3 and 16:9 images I get on the home page.

I never would have noticed on my own, because I disliked the asymmetry enough that I just stopped using the Smega-Drive to combine GIFs with different aspect ratios…

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

[Dave]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Ben Saunders]

[Moonlight]

You win the prize* for first to notice!
*there is no prize

I was complaining out loud to my friend that the GIF will probably turn out badly and then it was perfect.

My prize is that I grew up with the SEGA Dreamcast.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Why is mine different?

[Moonlight]

Because you didn’t cheat by doing a bunch of manual work to crop the 4:3 frame.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Because you didn’t cheat by doing a bunch of manual work to crop the 4:3 frame.

Oh good

[Technopeasant]

Just put a second line of periods after the dialogue and then let EZGif crop the 4:3 down and you’re golden.

[Moonlight]

Thanks for telling me because I would’ve dumped the GIFs into my VFX editor, done it manually and then converted the results back to a GIF (or started with the original video clips).

Which to be fair I could do to involve more complex manipulations.

[Technopeasant]

Or just for the fun of it. Kinda hard to do on a phone though.

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

What’s funny is that both Rimmer and Lister are misinformed. It was neither aliens or slaves.

[Moonlight]

So, like, if McIntyre didn’t come to work would they whip him?

[Dave]

So, like, if McIntyre didn’t come to work would they whip him?

Or they could give him work that involved whipping things, like being a lion tamer or a dominatrix.

[Podey]

I would be embarrassed to admit how many times I have gone through a GIF frame-by-frame to steady the shot by lining each frame up with the last so that a transition works better.

[Podey]

(I’ve got a lot of work on currently…)

[Ian Symes]

What’s funny is that both Rimmer and Lister are misinformed. It was neither aliens or slaves.

Fucking hell. It has just this second occurred to me that Lister is talking about using the massive whips to whip slaves. I have spent the last 32 years thinking he meant they used massive whips to somehow move the stones around.

[Dave]

Fucking hell. It has just this second occurred to me that Lister is talking about using the massive whips to whip slaves. I have spent the last 32 years thinking he meant they used massive whips to somehow move the stones around.

This is what you get for spending your formative years playing Earthworm Jim.

[Moonlight]

Red Dwarf jokes that sound like they mean something else until you think about them

[Technopeasant]

Technically I cheated by flipping the punch scene to keep Lister on the left side of the image, but given I already cropped Katerina to centre her and put the scene in 4:3 I figured what the hell.

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

If they were XII episodes…

[si]

This is what you get for spending your formative years playing Earthworm Jim.

Is “Playing Earthworm Jim” a euphemism for wanking that I haven’t heard before?

[Technopeasant]

[Technopeasant]

Time for another combo.

[Flap Jack]

[Dave]

Excellent. 

[Technopeasant]

Makes as much sense as bringing back the despair squid did.

[Dave]

[Moonlight]

[Dave]

[International Debris]

Time for another combo.

Do you make unpopular DVDs extras on the side, by any chance?

[Dave]

[Technopeasant]

Time for another combo.

Do you make unpopular DVDs extras on the side, by any chance?

I mean, I kinda like those, so… guiltyish?

But he also had his good qualities

Take it back, I deny everything.

[Moonlight]

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