Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) Search for: This topic has 1,012 replies, 36 voices, and was last updated 2 weeks, 4 days ago by clem. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic December 30, 2021 at 11:23 am #270211 MoonlightParticipant You know the drill. Press the dice button on the Smega-Drive, and post the resulting afront to nature here. Glory or insanity awaits. Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 951 through 1,000 (of 1,012 total) 1 2 3 … 19 20 21 Author Replies October 2, 2025 at 1:20 am #311644 TechnopeasantParticipant November 1, 2025 at 7:53 am #312822 RushyParticipant November 1, 2025 at 10:24 am #312824 DaveParticipant November 1, 2025 at 10:35 pm #312828 TechnopeasantParticipant November 3, 2025 at 4:58 am #312853 JEMesisParticipant November 3, 2025 at 5:16 am #312855 TechnopeasantParticipant Get an umbrella! (DRIPPING) He did warn you. November 5, 2025 at 11:20 pm #313010 DaveParticipant November 9, 2025 at 3:00 am #313192 clemParticipant November 11, 2025 at 12:59 pm #313329 DaveParticipant November 11, 2025 at 1:00 pm #313330 DaveParticipant November 11, 2025 at 5:09 pm #313340 TechnopeasantParticipant On the back of a pub coaster. November 11, 2025 at 7:18 pm #313349 UnrumbleParticipant November 12, 2025 at 3:02 am #313365 TechnopeasantParticipant Does raise the question of why Kryten has teeth at all. November 24, 2025 at 3:16 pm #313888 DaveParticipant November 25, 2025 at 12:15 am #313898 Nick RParticipant November 26, 2025 at 12:46 am #313942 TechnopeasantParticipant The Smegadrive is trying to tell you something. November 26, 2025 at 12:58 am #313943 TechnopeasantParticipant November 28, 2025 at 9:21 pm #314097 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant November 28, 2025 at 9:22 pm #314098 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant November 29, 2025 at 9:54 pm #314122 TechnopeasantParticipant There is your daily dose of Barrie gurning. You’re welcolme. November 29, 2025 at 10:05 pm #314124 Nick RParticipant November 30, 2025 at 1:49 am #314130 TechnopeasantParticipant Pouring boiling water on your crotch will do that. December 1, 2025 at 4:35 pm #314185 DaveParticipant Kryten looks about 97 in that last one. December 4, 2025 at 8:50 pm #314343 MoonlightParticipant December 10, 2025 at 3:15 pm #314636 DaveParticipant January 9, 2026 at 10:21 pm #315376 Nick RParticipant January 10, 2026 at 2:28 am #315381 TechnopeasantParticipant January 20, 2026 at 12:59 pm #315749 Nick RParticipant January 20, 2026 at 1:34 pm #315750 DaveParticipant February 3, 2026 at 5:03 pm #316268 DaveParticipant February 4, 2026 at 2:04 am #316284 TechnopeasantParticipant February 5, 2026 at 5:08 am #316317 MoonlightParticipant February 5, 2026 at 11:41 pm #316347 TechnopeasantParticipant February 17, 2026 at 8:37 am #316627 DaveParticipant February 18, 2026 at 3:19 am #316654 TechnopeasantParticipant February 18, 2026 at 12:30 pm #316659 UnrumbleParticipant February 18, 2026 at 1:17 pm #316661 DaveParticipant Was that last one genuinely random? Great. February 18, 2026 at 4:21 pm #316666 UnrumbleParticipant Was that last one genuinely random? Great. Yep, kudos to the randomiser. February 18, 2026 at 7:52 pm #316672 cwickhamParticipant February 21, 2026 at 8:46 am #316698 clemParticipant February 21, 2026 at 9:51 am #316702 cwickhamParticipant February 23, 2026 at 10:14 pm #316753 Flap JackParticipant Pretty spooky that you got that image by clicking the Random button on the Smega-Drive, complete with Google Gemini logo and everything. February 23, 2026 at 10:20 pm #316754 cwickhamParticipant February 26, 2026 at 5:31 am #316792 TechnopeasantParticipant February 26, 2026 at 10:00 pm #316814 MeteoParticipant February 27, 2026 at 3:13 am #316823 MoonlightParticipant Well, I’ve at least confirmed that isn’t something I forgot from Series VIII. February 27, 2026 at 3:48 am #316824 TechnopeasantParticipant Well, I’ve at least confirmed that isn’t something I forgot from Series VIII. February 27, 2026 at 6:47 pm #316853 International DebrisParticipant But how did the Smegadrive get text from Chris Barrie’s website? March 8, 2026 at 8:33 am #317133 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant March 10, 2026 at 3:05 pm #317172 Frank SmeghammerParticipant Can someone explain the Intense Fear of Dingbats thing because, to quote a phrase – “what the smeg is going on?” Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 951 through 1,000 (of 1,012 total) 1 2 3 … 19 20 21 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In