I am lying in a news grave.

[Phil]

I got interviewed while eating my Chinese food! And I’m a blabbering idiot!

http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=14772&z=3&p

[daphne]

You live in Ft. Myers?? Get out. I grew up on Sanibel Island.

[Phil]

Sanibel! What a small world. I’ve had sex on your beach.

[daphne]

Me too! I wonder if that’s part of the lure for tourists….

[Phil]

If it isn’t, it SHOULD BE.

[daphne]

You should sell that to the Chamber of Commerce.

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

I read that article, and really, I didn’t get “blabbering idiot” out of your comments.

[daphne]

You must not have watched the video, then.

Kidding! You were fine, Phil. You definitely don’t belong in the “Star Wars Kid/Numa Boy” category.

[Phil]

>You definitely don?t belong in the ?Star Wars Kid/Numa Boy? category.

You mean I’m even less attractive than them? I’ve always believed it…but to hear it confirmed…!

A friend of mine just pointed out that they label me in the video as “Philip Reed – Non-Drinker.”

Now that’s funny.

[daphne]

Well, TECHnically speaking you weren’t drinking when you were talking to them.

Another excellent example of fine journalism prowess.

[Austin Ross]

> A friend of mine

You like me! You really like me!

But yeah, I thought the strangest part about the interview was the angle at which they filmed you. It was like they trapped you in a corner and just started asking you questions.

…which, given local news, is probably the case.

[Ian Symes]

Philip J Reed – the first person ever, on an American news report, to use the word ‘delineate’.

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