I’d alter her image

[Tarka Dal]

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/entertainment/Altering-image-Clare-Grogan/article-993624-detail/article.html

I thought one or two of you might find this amusing. Particularly her quotes about Father Ted down the bottom ;-)

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[Seb Patrick]

I think Gregory’s Girl‘s on TV at some point this weekend…

[Seb Patrick]

Also, the correct subject line for this thread is IS THAT MUYT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Tarka Dal]

Yeah, but I like Clare Gorgan ;-)

[Danny Stephenson]

of the Gorganites?. I wasn’t much of a fan of Small Soldiers, tbh.

[Iain Lee]

Clare Grogan was in Red Dwarf.

[Carlito]

Fuck off Lee.

[pfm]

Noo meen aroond way caan doo wha wee luyk

[Ian Symes]

Clare Grogan is shit at everything.

[Tarka Dal]

> Clare Grogan is shit at everything.

Oh get out. She’s great in Gregory’s Girl and Altered Images were decent enough.

[hummingbird]

> and Altered Images were decent enough.

Ah! You were obviously living in an alternate reality during the early 1980’s.

[ChrisM]

I liked her in that episode of Father Ted.

And yeah, she was ok in Gregory’s Girl.

[pfm]

> Clare Grogan is shit at everything

pwned like a little bitch

[Stabbim the Skutter]

I haven’t seen her in Father Ted, does anyone have clips of her in that?

Also, she’s really good at being Rimmer in Balance of Power.

[Dave]

Gregory’s Girl is on right now.

[hummingbird]

> Also, she?s really good at being Rimmer in Balance of Power.

You think so? Her appearance in that ep really makes me cringe.
Tbh all her appearances in RD make me cringe.

[Jonathan Capps]

GE’ OWT THE BELT WHILE YOU CAAAAAAN.

[Ben Paddon]

CAAAAAN!

[Carlito]

I see the resemblance.

[Tarka Dal]

> Ah! You were obviously living in an alternate reality during the early 1980?s.

I’d take Altered Images over a lot of what subsequently passed for pop music.

[Iain Lee]

I stood next to Michael ‘Tich’ Anderson in an elevator once. He was wearing a beret and pressed my button.

[Zombie Jim Undead]

Wow, are you the real Iain Lee?

I heard that you’ve just beaten Richard Blackwood to title of “least famous famous person” in Popular Opinion magazine.

Forever shall you be known as “that cunt..you know, the one who isn’t Andrew Collins. The one from The Eleven O’ Clock Show who didn’t go on to do anything. No? Never mind.”

[Ian Symes]

Considering the information he’s chosen to put on his profile, I’m guessing it’s not the real Iain Lee.

[pfm]

Yeah, I mean as if he’d want people to remember he hosted Thumb Bandits.

[si]

Clare Grogan was on Loose Women this afternoon. My god, my eyes were screaming to be torn out. As I ate my Pot Noodle.

[hummingbird]

> I?d take Altered Images over a lot of what subsequently passed for pop music.

Of course, other 80’s acts like The Police, Prince, Madonna, et al, pale in comparison ;D

[ChrisM]

>Of course, other 80?s acts like The Police, Prince, Madonna, et al, pale in comparison ;D

To be fair even taking those into account, his point still stands. A lot of bad pop music in the 80s. (Of course it’s all subjective. I disliked Madonna’s music at the time.)

[Tarka Dal]

> Of course, other 80?s acts like The Police, Prince, Madonna, et al, pale in comparison ;D

Since when did The Police come AFTER Altered Images? The Police were around in the 70s. Besides I wasn’t referring to just 80s. Much to my dissapointment we’ve had two decades since then.

Also Sting’s a cunt and Madonna hasn’t put out a decent single since Rain.

[hummingbird]

> Madonna hasn?t put out a decent single since Rain.

No, you meant to say “Madonna hasn?t put out a decent single, ever”

[Seb Patrick]

Bollocks, “Like a Prayer” is one of the greatest pop records of all time.

[Tarka Dal]

Seb this is wrong. We’re agreeing on music again. You really must come to the WSC forum and split up the Darkness love-in that’s going on between me and Simon Price.

[Seb Patrick]

You know full well that we agree on almost all music that isn’t the Darkness, don’t kid yourself.

[Seb Patrick]

Also, please to never use the words “Simon Price” and “love-in” in the same sentence in my presence again, kthxbye.

[Ben Paddon]

I like the Fratellis. And the Feeling. And Jonathan Coulton.

[Tarka Dal]

I saw Jonathan Coulton live once. Poor bloke didn’t really think things through. It was at an attempt to break a world record for people in one place dressed as Zombies (and presumably acting like ’em). Logically that’s never going to be the most receptive crowd.

I like the story about the Fratellis forming through a mutual love of Still Crazy. I hope it’s true.

[PhilPagett]

I like Altered Images, but I think Gregory’s Girl is dull. Though Grogan is alright in it. I also think she’s poor in Red Dwarf. Though Red Dwarf itself is alright.

[Pete Part Three]

Other Clare Grogan projects are available.

[mick]

I’d roger her ’til she bled, cum on her tits then defecate in her mouth… but that’s a service I extend to anyone.

[si]

>I?d roger her ?til she bled, cum on her tits then defecate in her mouth? but that?s a service I extend to anyone.

Anyone? I thought I was special.

[Danny Stephenson]

I?d roger her ?til she bled, cum on her tits then defecate in her mouth?

#Shit on my face, and tell me that you love me…# :S

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